Found Out What Happens After Death!

[So-Smart-s0-Dumb]

You are conscious so consciousness is possible. Given infinite time, all possibilities have a 99.99..% (repeating) chance of happening. As a result, when you die, it's "almost certain", in the mathematically meaning of the phrase, that you will be conscious again.

Fun Fact: It is incredibly unlikely for life to evolve up to human-like beings, especially considering the universe is only around 14 billion years old. This very strongly suggests that there were many universes capable of supporting life way before ours would reach that stage. So, that allows us to extrapolate that when this universe is no more, another one will replace it, and when that one is done, ....well, I think you get the picture by now, lol.

[xenonmonkey]

Fucking delete your sig right now

[Haloya]

I think I have that chance of being that 0.01% that doesn't become conscious again

[MultiCanimefan]

So this is staked in the Cyclic Model Theory of the universe?

[chainsawmurderer53]

Atoms turning into another lifeform.

[Deathbybible]

wha..?

Your logic fails, sir.

Time doesnt increase the chance of something happening.. because all the opposing theories grow equally and counteract it. (should you choose to think time increases an impossiblity)

nd whered u get 99.9%??

[OddlyPoetic]

I don't see where you get that math Figure. Or what proves it. Really i don't see how that proves anything..But, i suck at math. But it seems to me that your logic is that everything is guaranteed to repeat itself. Including consciousness. But how does that mean that MY consciousness will repeat itself? And not just the concept of consciousness itself? Consciousness will continue in other human beings once i'm dead. So yes, it has a great chance of repeating. But how does that mean that individual consciousness repeats itself? It can't. Unless you can prove somehow that the consciousness exists outside the mind, your consciousness is gone once your brain is dead. And since we can't bring dead cells back to life. Theirs a very sad permanence to it.

[Cybersief]

Ermm. I didn't catch that. How about I'll just worry about that later?

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/22/09 08:05 PM, Cybersief wrote: Ermm. I didn't catch that. How about I'll just worry about that later?

That works. It something that we are utterly powerless on. If we could create somekind of afterlife, than i think we'd be even more fucking amazing.

But, whether everything is gone once the light dies, or the mind lives on, we can't change a thing. So we've got to just be ready for anything. The Universe will have its way.

[LBRocker]

This is quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever seen.

[OddlyPoetic]

At 10/22/09 08:08 PM, LBRocker wrote: This is quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever seen.

You aren't helping

[DarkSytze]

At 10/22/09 05:55 PM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: in the mathematically meaning of the phrase, that you will be conscious again.

as opposed to something called ''reality''? dumbass. don't try supporting people turning into zombies using math as a medium since it doesn't work that way.

where do you get those numbers anyway? 99.9% of happening? based on what? on people that did get reanimated after death? dumbass.

[NeverHundred]

At 10/22/09 08:08 PM, LBRocker wrote: This is quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever seen.

Bah, I've made dumber threads in my sleep. The OP has pretty much just made up a crazy theory by taking bits and pieces of other hair brain theories and putting them all together into one outlandish thought. Than he added some made up figures to give it that scientist friendly mathematical frequency. And that's something I can relate to.

[SessileNomad]

At 10/22/09 07:48 PM, Deathbybible wrote: wha..?

Your logic fails, sir.

Time doesnt increase the chance of something happening.. because all the opposing theories grow equally and counteract it. (should you choose to think time increases an impossiblity)

nd whered u get 99.9%??

quite the smart litle lolipop we got here...

[cATbYtE]

At 10/22/09 05:56 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Fucking delete your sig right now

I'm not to sure what happens when you die...I guess each person has his/her own beliefs. That's just my opinion.

why do you want him to delete his sig?

[puddinN64]

Looks like someone smoked their first joint!

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/22/09 05:55 PM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: Fun Fact: It is incredibly unlikely for life to evolve up to human-like beings

Care to explain why?

[TheGodfather]

At 10/22/09 05:56 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Fucking delete your sig right now

Agreed. And then bury yourself alive.

[reviewer2]

This is, quite certainly, one of the most retarded theories I've ever read.

Besides the time I went to the string theorist convention.

[Im-A-Pirate]

How to simulate death:

Get to a dark room, make sure there is no noise.

Turn on the TV.

Sit 3 inches away from it.

Turn off the TV, make sure you're in complete silence and dark.

Close your eyes.

Congrats, you're now dead.

[Digital-Terror]

I suppose this is the third time you've posted this?

Really, I've seen you post this AT LEAST two other times.

[Blob1994]

At 10/22/09 10:10 PM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 10/22/09 05:56 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Fucking delete your sig right now

Agreed. And then bury yourself alive.

What's bad about lockerz? Is it virus-ridden or something, because I don't know what it is.

[CashClock]

At 10/23/09 12:17 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: How to simulate death:

Get to a dark room, make sure there is no noise.

Turn on the TV.

Sit 3 inches away from it.

Turn off the TV, make sure you're in complete silence and dark.

Close your eyes.

Congrats, you're now dead.

Huh, how does that work?

And why do I have a feeling I shouldn't try and do it.

[ChocEliteBar]

After death your corpse is dressed in fancy clothing and then put six feet into the ground by your church.