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Posted at: 10/22/09 12:42 PM
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did anyone see the new mythbusters last night with the duct tape special. i will never look at duct tape the same way agin THEY BUILT A BOAT OUT OF DUCT TAPE AND THEY LIFTED A CAR WITH IT THEY ALSO MADE A FULLY WORKING CANNON OUT OF IT! is there anything you cant do with duct tape
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You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape the whore likes to sleep around
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Posted at: 10/22/09 12:44 PM
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you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it!
useless product...
for the lulz
Posted at: 10/22/09 12:46 PM
At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it! useless pro
useless pro
i mean actually using it for what it was made for dumbass
Posted at: 10/22/09 12:47 PM
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At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, STEM wrote: You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape the whore likes to sleep around
Depends how many times you wrap the duct tape around her genitals.
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If you can duct-tape her down into submission, then maybe. To a table, or bed, whatever you fancy.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 12:49 PM
At 10/22/09 12:47 PM, Otto wrote: At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, STEM wrote: You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape the whore likes to sleep aroundIf you can duct-tape her down into submission, then maybe. To a table, or bed, whatever you fancy.
meh it works
Posted at: 10/22/09 12:50 PM
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At 10/22/09 12:49 PM, spartan100 wrote: At 10/22/09 12:47 PM, Otto wrote: At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, STEM wrote: You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape the whore likes to sleep aroundIf you can duct-tape her down into submission, then maybe. To a table, or bed, whatever you fancy.meh it works
I think he meant you can't maintain a relationship with the duct tape itself... not using it to maintain a stable relationship with another person.
Posted at: 10/22/09 12:53 PM
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Can you make glass out of duct tape ?
I thought not.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 12:56 PM
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I watched it too and it was AWESOME!
Posted at: 10/22/09 01:09 PM
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Tape up her vag.
I agree with the OP, duct tape is the best.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 01:13 PM
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You can't fix ducks with duct tape. You can only tape them to the wall.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 01:20 PM
At 10/22/09 01:13 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: You can't fix ducks with duct tape. You can only tape them to the wall.
but its still fun!
Posted at: 10/22/09 01:47 PM
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At 10/22/09 12:46 PM, spartan100 wrote: At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it! useless proi mean actually using it for what it was made for dumbass
I dont think it was meant for building cannons...?
Posted at: 10/22/09 02:09 PM
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i want a duct tape boat
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Posted at: 10/22/09 02:13 PM
At 10/22/09 01:47 PM, Welbanks wrote: At 10/22/09 12:46 PM, spartan100 wrote: At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it! useless proi mean actually using it for what it was made for dumbassI dont think it was meant for building cannons...?
well it worked didnt it
Posted at: 10/22/09 02:20 PM
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Someone needs to make a duct tape NG tank.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 03:55 PM
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my friend Peter made a toy dog and he got hepatits from it cus it had bodily fluids on it
Posted at: 10/22/09 04:28 PM
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At 10/22/09 12:53 PM, This-Is-Freedom wrote: Can you make glass out of duct tape ? I thought not.
That would taste like shit when you drink out of it.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:32 PM
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At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it! useless product..
useless product..
Memefag better shut the hell up. Divide by zero = fucking dead.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:33 PM
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FACT OF THE DAY!!!
Bush Cabinet member and former Secretary of Homeland Defense is FUCKING OBSESSED with duct tape. He thought that, with a combination of duct tape and the color-coded-terrorist-alert-system, America would be completely safe from Osama Bin Laden.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:43 PM
At 10/22/09 04:33 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: FACT OF THE DAY!!! Bush Cabinet member and former Secretary of Homeland Defense is FUCKING OBSESSED with duct tape. He thought that, with a combination of duct tape and the color-coded-terrorist-alert-system, America would be completely safe from Osama Bin Laden.
The guy I'm talking about is Tom Ridge, btw. Forgot to put that in there lol.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:47 PM
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Whenever you post first in a thread all the other replies seem shitty in comparison.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:21 PM
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small world, i have a friend that actually fixes everything with duct tape. his cell phone, his own trousers, the playing cards case, iPod and even his motorcycle.
turned out he was a boy scout
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:38 PM
At 10/22/09 04:47 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, STEM wrote: You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape the whore likes to sleep aroundWhenever you post first in a thread all the other replies seem shitty in comparison.
Well, then, we'll just have to fix those replies with some DUCT TAPE now, won't we?
Posted at: 10/22/09 05:39 PM
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
but my brother has lime green duck tape :O
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