citricsquid fucking loves teatowels

[citricsquid]

So I get back from buying a new keyboard and I go into the kitchen to grab a cold can of coke, I hear the post lady and go to the front door to collect. I find a package, how strange, I wasn't expecting a package! I open it up and find the following: A tea towel and a note, I have no idea who the fuck sent it and/or where it came from.

Please help me identify the sender of this wonderful tea towel. I think there's a signature in the corner but I'll be fucked if I can tell what it means. This was all that was included.

[TheRadicalOne]

You must post pics of it in action!

No idea who it's from.

[Gagsy]

That is the coolest tea-towel I've ever seen.

No idea who sent it though.

[citricsquid]

At 10/22/09 08:05 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: You must post pics of it in action!

a rare glimpse of a wild tea towel in its natural environment.

[Gagsy]

At 10/22/09 08:12 AM, citricsquid wrote:

a rare glimpse of a wild tea towel in its natural environment.

David Attenborough eat your heart out.

[TheRadicalOne]

At 10/22/09 08:12 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 08:05 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: You must post pics of it in action!

a rare glimpse of a wild tea towel in its natural environment.

I need to go buy a tea towel now, just... stunning.

[citricsquid]

At 10/22/09 08:16 AM, Gagsy wrote: David Attenborough eat your heart out.

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[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 10/22/09 08:12 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 08:05 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: You must post pics of it in action!

a rare glimpse of a wild tea towel in its natural environment.

I have seen one before but this is incredible, i can't wait to see how this unfolds.

[amaterasu]

It looks like a perfect fapping towel

[citricsquid]

At 10/22/09 08:24 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: I have seen one before but this is incredible, i can't wait to see how this unfolds.

I hope the hilarious puns don't dry up.

[Gagsy]

At 10/22/09 08:21 AM, citricsquid wrote:

fuckyougagsy.jpg

It suits you!

[Tobi]

Perfect for a holiday gift. And containg your seed after you masterbate.
Or both.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 10/22/09 08:27 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 08:24 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: I have seen one before but this is incredible, i can't wait to see how this unfolds.

I hope the hilarious puns don't dry up.

No don't worry i've still got plenty more where they came from

it's all i could come up with honestly

pic somewhat related

[Dogbert581]

for some reason I read the title as 'Citricsquid loves fucking teatowels'

[wwwyzzerdd]

You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

[citricsquid]

At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

[chainsawmurderer53]

I can see your socks.

And I know you sent the note to yourself. You can fool the others but not me.

[milinko959]

At 10/22/09 12:02 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

I think we know who sent it now. He's also been in your house :s

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 10/22/09 12:02 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

Oh; that's your stovetop? Holy shit, your whole place is filthy! I mean, I wanted to discuss teatowels but my attention is drawn away by the mess you wallow in every day. I'm sure the late Billy Mays would be rolling in his grave if he didn't have several bricks of coke on his sides.

[therealanimator]

i demand a teatowel flash collab.

[citricsquid]

At 10/22/09 12:08 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Oh; that's your stovetop? Holy shit, your whole place is filthy! I mean, I wanted to discuss teatowels but my attention is drawn away by the mess you wallow in every day. I'm sure the late Billy Mays would be rolling in his grave if he didn't have several bricks of coke on his sides.

These tiles are about 15 years old, we're getting them taken out and replace in a few weeks. ALSO DIRT IS AWESOME, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

[citricsquid]

bump so the culprit sees this and admits they're a tea towel posting twat

[TheMaster]

Oh god did Splen do this?

[citricsquid]

I feel like a fucking moron. So last week David was all "splen have a shop now!" and I was like "awesome", so I bought a "hastly drawn dog" for £1, but after ordering I realised I had to order a t-shirt with it, so I assumed they'd ignore the order. Apparently not.

I totally forgot about all of that until David just reminded me about it. LOL.