Forum Topic: Aliens: Okay, now I'm scared

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Posted at: 10/21/09 11:51 PM

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So normally I see alien abduction reports and laugh pretty heartily, but this one really stuck with me. Mainly due to the fact that the implant he claimed to have was actually recovered (surgery was filmed) and lab results on the object proved rather mysterious. I am really quite concerned about this, as I think you all should be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUki-07sp 2E


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Get off the drugs.

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How is it that I spend nights blasting signals into space, begging for alien contact, and these hicks get REPEAT abductions. Something fishy is going on here.

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I dont understand what sets this apart from any other one.

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At 10/21/09 11:55 PM, billowillo wrote: I dont understand what sets this apart from any other one.

This one is really really stupid. The rest are just stupid.

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At 10/21/09 11:53 PM, Kerma wrote: I smell massive amounts of rickroll/screamer

Jesus fucking christ, if you're going to throw around accusations like that atleast watch the video first asshole, fuck it's not like you can't just skip to the end anyway. Fuck, check the comments too. And it's not like you can't do it, it's fucking youtube, you aren't going to get a virus or something and even if it is a rickroll so what, just exit the fucking page.


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At 10/21/09 11:54 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: How is it that I spend nights blasting signals into space, begging for alien contact, and these hicks get REPEAT abductions. Something fishy is going on here.

It's all a conspiracy. Those hicks are actually smarter than they portray themselves.

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I smell mass amounts of forged video and bullshit just like all the other 5 billion claims of "taped" abductions etc.

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At 10/22/09 12:01 AM, Major-Blood wrote:
At 10/21/09 11:54 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: How is it that I spend nights blasting signals into space, begging for alien contact, and these hicks get REPEAT abductions. Something fishy is going on here.
It's all a conspiracy. Those hicks are actually smarter than they portray themselves.

Isn't coincidence he's always alone when these happen. And no one else sees them. Oh and these Aliens that abduct him happen to speak English? Total Rubbish!

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These things creep me out a little bit. I don't know why. Aliens documentary shows and movies are the only things that creep me out.


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For some reason we take people with psychological disorders very very seriously.

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If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.


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At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.

By "not existing" you meant "we have yet to contact them," right?


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Hicks are actually alien robots disguised as humans with the purpose of creating and perpetuating conflicts and the ultimate goal of getting us to destroy ourselves. Those tricky bastards.


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At 10/22/09 01:15 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.
By "not existing" you meant "we have yet to contact them," right?

This I second, the Universe is WAY too big for just one sentient species. But I highly doubt they remain within our System, maybe a nearby system but definatly not Solar.

Although I'm not saying that the theories of Aliens on the darkside of the moon aren't real, but I doubt it. And I do think there was a Civilization on Mars at one point millions and millions of years ago.

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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Oh boy. Does no one have a bullshit detector anymore? Before I state my point, I understnad that people believe and have faith that life exists on other planets. Now, while I do think it would be nice, I don't think there are. There is no substantial proof either way, no decisive evidence to prove aliens exist. But, I won't begrudge the possibilty, I just think it's unlikely that there is life outside this small blue planet.

Alien abductions, UFOs and visitors from another world are complete bullshit. The reason for this is that all of the so called stories are largely fabricated. Let's start with alien abductions. Firstly, every so called abductee was not awake when they were being abducted. Ofcourse, they were never abducted to begin with. They just thought they were. This all happens in dreams. Secondly, all of the so called aliens they "saw" are usually taken from popular culture. Having the generic alien appearance. Thirdly, these "memories" of their abductions are often forced later because they are convinced that they were abducted go see a therapist and that therapist implants false memories into their minds. Basically what any person who believes in moronic pseudo-sciences would do. UFO's and crop circles are easy to fake with easy special effects and are often illusions and other trickery. Finally, visitors from other worlds don't happen. Like I said, I don't believe that aliens exist at all but I'll let that slide. If they did exist, what's to say that they are more advanced then our own planet? It would take a LONG time to get to this planet if that were the case. Plus what makes this planet so special to warrant visitors? It doesn't make much sense if you ask me. I mean, why would aliens just come to fuck with us? We have titty bars there is plenty to do here, why fuck with us?

Really, turn on your bullshit detectors people. I understand people have beliefs and want meaning in their cold existence. But belief should not be the cost of the truth.

I suggest watching the Alien Abductions episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit. As well as read up on Carl Sagan. An Astronomer who believed in life on other planets but was very skeptical of alien abductions and mindless pseudo-sciences.


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Yes, because aliens only abduct random people and then give them back to us for no reason.

I find it funny, because if an alien ship did appear in our atmo we would be able to detect it.


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White guy got raped by alien... whats the news?

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lol, this guy thinks he has alien children


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His screaming is hilarious


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right, so, these aliens are travelling God knows how far to our planet, to take middle aged men, and have sex with them?

im sorry but i just dont buy it.

for the lulz

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Bullshit.

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At 10/22/09 02:57 AM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: Oh boy. Does no one have a bullshit detector anymore? Before I state my point, I understnad that people believe and have faith that life exists on other planets. Now, while I do think it would be nice, I don't think there are. There is no substantial proof either way, no decisive evidence to prove aliens exist. But, I won't begrudge the possibilty, I just think it's unlikely that there is life outside this small blue planet.

Alien abductions, UFOs and visitors from another world are complete bullshit. The reason for this is that all of the so called stories are largely fabricated. Let's start with alien abductions. Firstly, every so called abductee was not awake when they were being abducted. Ofcourse, they were never abducted to begin with. They just thought they were. This all happens in dreams. Secondly, all of the so called aliens they "saw" are usually taken from popular culture. Having the generic alien appearance. Thirdly, these "memories" of their abductions are often forced later because they are convinced that they were abducted go see a therapist and that therapist implants false memories into their minds. Basically what any person who believes in moronic pseudo-sciences would do. UFO's and crop circles are easy to fake with easy special effects and are often illusions and other trickery. Finally, visitors from other worlds don't happen. Like I said, I don't believe that aliens exist at all but I'll let that slide. If they did exist, what's to say that they are more advanced then our own planet? It would take a LONG time to get to this planet if that were the case. Plus what makes this planet so special to warrant visitors? It doesn't make much sense if you ask me. I mean, why would aliens just come to fuck with us? We have titty bars there is plenty to do here, why fuck with us?

Really, turn on your bullshit detectors people. I understand people have beliefs and want meaning in their cold existence. But belief should not be the cost of the truth.

I suggest watching the Alien Abductions episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit. As well as read up on Carl Sagan. An Astronomer who believed in life on other planets but was very skeptical of alien abductions and mindless pseudo-sciences.

I really have nothing to say, as this thing said it all i wanted to say. So, I can only do one thing which is agree with him.
And, I used to research on UFOs and Aliens.. But, I could easily make out the truth.
One of the major doubt is, when you look at the video, how is it possible that the UFO starts floating ONLY WHEN the camera man is ready? And also, how can one know that "An Alien is going to come, so be ready with your cams"..? This is simple waste..


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At 10/22/09 01:42 AM, 142201 wrote: Hicks are actually alien robots disguised as humans with the purpose of creating and perpetuating conflicts and the ultimate goal of getting us to destroy ourselves. Those tricky bastards.

Robots?
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AHAHAHAHAHA
His crying in the therapy bit is hilarious.


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At 10/21/09 11:54 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: How is it that I spend nights blasting signals into space, begging for alien contact, and these hicks get REPEAT abductions. Something fishy is going on here.

Hicks are acctually aliens in diguise then are abducted so they can report to their supperior commander. The KKK isn't a racist group, it's a group of aliens who come together to report their findings and whatnot they hate blacks because their sworn enemys look exxactly like a black person. Their enemys landed on Earth 2000 years ago and been living here ever since. They chose Earth becuase the africans looked just liked them and they could easily blend in.Then the hick aliens came here looking for them and created the KKK to kill all the their enemys but little did they know that the africans of earth looked like the zeobots which are the enemys of the hick aliens.And moonshine isn't liqour it's an alien substance to help heal wouds during combat.

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" and i know this sounds absolutly insane,"

damn, that is exactly what i was thinking!

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At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.

roswell asshole since then i think the government knows a little about aliens

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To all those who think aliens dont exist. Here is one question

If we exist, then why don't they?

Everything we stand for is a lie.


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I've seen loads of films like that - doesn't really prove anything, not enough evidence anyway.

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