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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:15 PM
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True story, after taking a shower I was ready to put on my underwear when I heard a buzzing sound. Turns out it's a fly and I got freaked out so I quickly put on my clothes, afterward I shut the door so it won't come out.
Yes I do have strong fear of bugs.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:17 PM
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It was a robotic fly sent by the military to take a few snaps of your small penis for intelligence purposes.
Posted at: 10/21/09 08:20 PM
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At 10/21/09 08:17 PM, cast wrote: It was a robotic fly sent by the military to take a few snaps of your small penis for intelligence purposes.
Also to post it on the internet for the lulz.
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It's a conspiracy perpetrated by the Russians to see your dick.
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Awesome; I just got this in my email from ShowerStalkerXxX.com; Obese-Child-taking-a-shower.avi
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:21 PM
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At 10/21/09 08:20 PM, H-K-S wrote: Awesome; I just got this in my email from ShowerStalkerXxX.com; Obese-Child-taking-a-shower.avi
You got that too?
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:23 PM
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what the fuck? what kind of people do you know?
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A few years ago while showering in my dorm, i'd very frequently wonder what i'd do in the case of a moose poking its head into the shower curtains. Definitely a peculiar place for a 12 foot tall moose to be.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:24 PM
At 10/21/09 08:23 PM, STEM wrote: A few years ago while showering in my dorm, i'd very frequently wonder what i'd do in the case of a moose poking its head into the shower curtains. Definitely a peculiar place for a 12 foot tall moose to be.
Thats adorable. I love moose.
Posted at: 10/21/09 08:25 PM
To be honest with you, I'd rather be spied on by a moose than a bug.
Even butterflies scares me although they've became more tolerable over the years.
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im guessing the fly has a bigger reproductive organ than you.
What?
Posted at: 10/21/09 08:27 PM
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Augh I hate pervert flies
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:32 PM
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The government wants a pic of your dick, so they sent a fly-bot to spy on you. You should have let the fly look at your penis
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Posted at: 10/22/09 06:19 AM
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At 10/21/09 08:15 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: True story, after taking a shower I was ready to put on my underwear when I heard a buzzing sound. Turns out it's a fly and I got freaked out so I quickly put on my clothes, afterward I shut the door so it won't come out. Yes I do have strong fear of bugs.
i was hoping for pics. dammmit
Posted at: 10/22/09 06:20 AM
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That bug cost me 3 billion to make, now you're going to show me your penis or I will kill you!
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Posted at: 10/22/09 06:37 AM
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Kill it with your dick like a real man.
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