The Zombie Survival Guide

[KennyKiller2000]

Does anybody have this book? If so, is it any good? Also, would it truly help u survive in case of an actual zombie apocalypse?

[UnkutAcid]

I do own it and it's a damn good manual should the dead rise.

[KennyKiller2000]

Also, to make this a bit more interesting, go ahead and add any zombie survival tips u have. One important one is beware of bathrooms. They seem to surprise you in there. And yes, I know that one is from Zombieland. Oh, and thanks for the response I will probably get it.

[Riech]

At 10/21/09 03:50 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: Also, to make this a bit more interesting, go ahead and add any zombie survival tips u have. One important one is beware of bathrooms. They seem to surprise you in there. And yes, I know that one is from Zombieland. Oh, and thanks for the response I will probably get it.

Hey you stole my newspaper bitch!

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

The Survival Guide is pretty shit imo.

It was just a piece of crap literature, mass manufactured, with the target audience being tools.
Tools have the innate ability to fall into marketing traps, without thinking rationally.

IE: Seeing a book with the word zombie on it = buy

[NeverHundred]

I don't have that book, but I do believe I had a friend in high school who owned a copy. His paranoia of the day that the undead will rise to devour the living still lives on. well, maybe... I haven't talked to him in about three years. But he seemed pretty insistant.

[This-Is-Freedom]

i would say the real zombie survival guide would be watching every single Heman Episode ever created and then drink a gallon of energy drink while listening to death metal. After that your ready to rip some mother fucking zombies balls off.

[quagmire690]

its a movie right now... its called zombie land.... in it he has a list... that list is the zombie survival manual... i love the double tap

[therealanimator]

the book is a great tongue in cheek survival guide. If your a huge fan of zombies you should buy it. also buy the sequel world war z.

[flashwarrior]

At 10/21/09 03:56 PM, quagmire690 wrote: its a movie right now... its called zombie land.... in it he has a list... that list is the zombie survival manual... i love the double tap

You are wrong my friend, I do believe Max Brooks who wrote the zombie survival guide wasn't even involved with the movie Zombieland you silly goose.

They use fast zombies in zombieland and slow ones in the survival guide anyways.
Double tap? More like double silly.

teehee I said silly like twice

[The777Demon]

At 10/21/09 03:53 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: The Survival Guide is pretty shit imo.

It was just a piece of crap literature, mass manufactured, with the target audience being tools.
Tools have the innate ability to fall into marketing traps, without thinking rationally.

IE: Seeing a book with the word zombie on it = buy

or maybe some people just like to collect novelty shit for laughs.

[quagmire690]

You are wrong my friend, I do believe Max Brooks who wrote the zombie survival guide wasn't even involved with the movie Zombieland you silly goose.

They use fast zombies in zombieland and slow ones in the survival guide anyways.
Double tap? More like double silly.

teehee I said silly like twice

tehe im a goose... but never the less, we have both seen the show, i would like to hear more about this actual guide that you are talking about...

[Jackdabomb]

At 10/21/09 04:03 PM, flashwarrior wrote:

At 10/21/09 03:56 PM, quagmire690 wrote: its a movie right now... its called zombie land.... in it he has a list... that list is the zombie survival manual... i love the double tap

You are wrong my friend, I do believe Max Brooks who wrote the zombie survival guide wasn't even involved with the movie Zombieland you silly goose.

They use fast zombies in zombieland and slow ones in the survival guide anyways.
Double tap? More like double silly.

teehee I said silly like twice

Haha very funny
/sarcasm
What are you, fab?

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[quagmire690]

Haha very funny
/sarcasm
What are you, fab?

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dude go away... dont hate the player and the game... just go away

[Lamar537]

At 10/21/09 03:53 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: The Survival Guide is pretty shit imo.

It was just a piece of crap literature, mass manufactured, with the target audience being tools.
Tools have the innate ability to fall into marketing traps, without thinking rationally.

IE: Seeing a book with the word zombie on it = buy

I have the book and it's a pretty interesting read. I don't think it was written as an actual guide.. but more of a humour book. It's not really that funny, but it has some interesting concepts in it. I like it. Also XxRobJohnsonxX, you're a dumbass.

[TheRipper00]

So if you think you have the Necessary Skills to live through a Class 4 Outbreak Click the link in my sig and go to the ZCS homepage and fill out the form. We have a Whole crew here at NewGrounds dedicated to Zombie Survival.

[Parnassus]

Rule number 1. Cardio

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

At 10/21/09 04:55 PM, Lamar537 wrote:

XxRobJohnsonxX, you're a dumbass.

*cough*tool*cough*

[Pounce]

just read it at a bookstore silly

[flashwarrior]

I read it online right here: http://fliiby.com/file/12221/zrm7b0ir5i.
html

[Farafor]

Just shoot 'em right through their rotten heads.

[Hellian00]

I own it, and World War Z, too.

[o0-0o]

It's an interesting read and I'd say in case of an actual zombie invasion that book can prepare you to possibly survive.

[Jinx-Studios]

It's the only true savior when those bastards come 'a knockin'

[uzi47]

Hey guys... guess what will never happen.

NO DONT EVEN SAY A BLACK MAN HOLDING A JOB FOR MORE THAN 6 YEARS

[flashwarrior]

The guide says not to use cars, but I think they would be useful if you knew how much gas the car had, to use it to escape a town, then drop it after awhile towards your next destination.

[Jamoke]

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