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Posted at: 10/21/09 03:32 PM
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What would be your first order of business?
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:33 PM
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fucking kill shit eat brains repeat
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:36 PM
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invest in the stock market.
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I wouldn't be one of those cannabalistic zombies. First I would dance, failing that... and losing a limb in the procerss I would go around trying to give everyone hugs! But no one wants to hug a zombie... it's a lonely exhistance when you're undead. Slowly overr time I'd become bitter and angry. Only than would I resort to attacking, eating and infecting others. Than we'll all have a zombie party... everyone's invited!
When do we finish unpacking?
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:39 PM
At 10/21/09 03:38 PM, TheAdd wrote: I'd call my doctor and ask him why i've suddenly become a member of the living dead.
Isn't it obvious that he'd have something to do with it. That's what you get for chosing the mad doctor over the others.
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brain.
and by that, I mean Nicko mcBrain
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Just to clarify, you have been infected by a terrible disease. And also you're a fast zombie like in Left 4 Dead or 28 Days Later. Not a slow one like in a lot of them.
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:41 PM
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At 10/21/09 03:39 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: And also you're a fast zombie like in Left 4 Dead or 28 Days Later. Not a slow one like in a lot of them.
Compete for gold in 400 metres/ high jump.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 03:45 PM
Oh, i forgot to post what I would do. I would probably infect my girlfriend and then we could get married and have a zombie family. And then we would hunt. Hunt, and wait......
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:46 PM
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I would walk around jacking off to confuse survivors, then I would go around in the mornings and throw old newspapers at all of the buildings, then lastly after a couple of months I would get in an electric wheelchair and wheel up to the country so no one would kill me.
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:48 PM
At 10/21/09 03:45 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: Oh, i forgot to post what I would do. I would probably infect my girlfriend and then we could get married and have a zombie family. And then we would hunt. Hunt, and wait......
So... this is what you think about on your free time. That's probably scarier than any zombie game or film I have ever seen. Unless we make it into a movie... It'll be called, "Zombie Family". I smell a block buster.
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:49 PM
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At 10/21/09 03:33 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: fucking kill shit eat brains repeat
My name really sucks.
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:50 PM
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eat my neibors. eat a couch, eat some pizza, eat a crow, eat my cat, eat nick furry, eat obama. all in that order
Posted at: 10/21/09 03:55 PM
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I would make a nice coffee.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 03:57 PM
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Fight for zombie civil rights.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:04 PM
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Probably eat a guy. Or something.
I don't really know. I haven't envisioned becoming a zombie in the near future.
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At 10/21/09 03:48 PM, NeverHundred wrote: At 10/21/09 03:45 PM, KennyKiller2000 wrote: Oh, i forgot to post what I would do. I would probably infect my girlfriend and then we could get married and have a zombie family. And then we would hunt. Hunt, and wait......So... this is what you think about on your free time. That's probably scarier than any zombie game or film I have ever seen. Unless we make it into a movie... It'll be called, "Zombie Family". I smell a block buster.
Yeah and we have rival neighbors who are zombies... kind of like the Simpsons and the Flanders... and they don't like us because we tend to eat their kids. Also, Little Susie likes a boy at school so she kisses him and eats his lips in the process! WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!
Posted at: 10/21/09 04:07 PM
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At 10/21/09 03:50 PM, quagmire690 wrote: eat my neibors. eat a couch, eat some pizza, eat a crow, eat my cat, eat nick furry, eat obama. all in that order
Need help with that list?
Attack nuns...
Posted at: 10/21/09 04:29 PM
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i would do this!
Posted at: 10/21/09 04:33 PM
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Naturally, I'd be a chav.
Naturally.
Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.
Posted at: 10/21/09 04:34 PM
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Probably get shot by the main character in the movie and then he'd be like, "FUCK YEAH"
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:36 PM
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Comute between small groups of fellow infected to complete my Zombie Legion.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:42 PM
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At 10/21/09 04:29 PM, super-mega-awsome wrote: i would do this!
Which movie is that annoying, puny thumbnail from?
Oh, and I would try and have sex with hot girls, since there'd be no real social taboos and I guess I'd lose the few morals I have currently.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:45 PM
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If I turn to a zombie at work, I go staight for my boss and eat her then go to the next bitch who ever piss me off.
If I outside, I just eat anyone
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:47 PM
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Sleep. I'm Tired.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:49 PM
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fuck brains and eat shit repeat
may i feel your eyebawls?
Posted at: 10/21/09 04:53 PM
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I'd flail my arms around, trying to create some sort of dance.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 05:24 PM
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Smoke a ciggy and then I'll will see...
Fight for the right.
Posted at: 10/21/09 05:42 PM
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Post on this thread.
Second order of business? KILL ROSIE O'DONALD!!!! Not eat her brains, because that's disgusting, just kill her. Then, I'd have accomplished my only two goals in life.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 05:45 PM
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Block the entrance to any nearby malls. If we can't get to them, there's no point in being a zombie.
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