There is a cat in my porch

[Cute-Penguin]

there is a cat in my porch well the cat is not is my porch now it run a way but what should i do if the cat is in my porch again some time i put my bird out in the porch for an hour or so because he is very noisy but i will i never do that again anyway so what should i do if the cat is in my porch again i don't want to hurt it

[SCUD14]

Throw the cat into the road.

[Mostasteless]

if it comes back catch it and give it to a chinese restaurant.

[IdiLogicSavant]

is it a stray? I have a stray that comes around my house every now and then.

[tox]

put ducktape sticks side up on all the railings, where you have seen this cat, it will hop up and get stuck immediatly, and it will never come back after it tries to run and get a face full of dirt when it goes straight down and can extend its feet... it will be funny as long as you make sure that you release the cat from its prism of sticks horror...

[RandomFreak]

If it's a stray call the Humane society. If it belongs to somebody call the owner.

[PBass]

At 10/21/09 02:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: Ever heard of a little thing called, Punctuation?

Punctuation should not be capitalized. See me after class.

[This-is-Eskimoe]

Listening to Through the Loop by Pendulum while I was reading what the OP wrote.
Went well with my rage.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[Goldfire64]

my neighbor was tired of cats using his fancy backyard garden as a litter box so he would put out those live animal traps and bait it with bacon. The cats would go in then he would take them over to the neighboring town and release them. No harm to the animal. You should do that.

[Cute-Penguin]

At 10/21/09 02:40 PM, This-is-Eskimoe wrote: Listening to Through the Loop by Pendulum while I was reading what the OP wrote.
Went well with my rage.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

i live in taiwan it speak chinese in here

[Timmy]

At 10/21/09 02:34 PM, Cute-Penguin wrote: there is a cat in my porch well the cat is not is my porch now it run a way but what should i do if the cat is in my porch again some time i put my bird out in the porch for an hour or so because he is very noisy but i will i never do that again anyway so what should i do if the cat is in my porch again i don't want to hurt it

if the cat goes in you porch again make sure you say hey cat come out of my porch you cat i dont want to hurt cat but it is under my porch and then it will come out and you can pet cat and it will say thank you im cat i stuck in porch but not no longer and it was you so thank you so this way you dont hurt it

[Deadly-thing]

Feed it a sandwitch made of shit.

[NeverHundred]

So you're not interested in animal cruelty, and that's fine. But most peoples bright ideas dwindle down to, "A problem? Smash it!" And that seems to work most of the time.

When one wishes to relly one wit and guile, than one must first stop and make a plan. So that's were you start, and that's as much as I can tell you. I can only open the door, it's up to you to walk through it.

[IdiLogicSavant]

At 10/21/09 02:50 PM, Deadly-thing wrote: Feed it a sandwitch made of shit.

or some shitty chicken.

[ELITE-101]

how did the cat get into a solid object? and more importantly how did he a way?

[IdiLogicSavant]

At 10/21/09 02:55 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: how did the cat get into a solid object? and more importantly how did he a way?

I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.

[ELITE-101]

At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.

fucking noclip cats

[ilikeblamingcrap]

At 10/21/09 02:36 PM, SCUD14 wrote: DROP KICK the cat into the road.

Fixed.

[MyGuitarSticks]

There is a cat in my porch."

...

Did the cat jump into the cement before it dried?

[NeverHundred]

At 10/21/09 02:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.

fucking noclip cats

I thought that breaking the laws of physics was agianst the rules.

[ScorchedMoose]

1. Go back to school and learn about punctuation.
2. Kill the damn cat.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[ELITE-101]

At 10/21/09 03:04 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

fucking noclip cats

I thought that breaking the laws of physics was agianst the rules.

only if it's VAC secured

anyone getting this...

[This-Is-Freedom]

Take it in, Feed it on apricots then run to town, get 40 helium filled balloons, get on your roof and let go. Then just pull of a chair and watch the lulz !

for extra fun bring a BB gun and drop the cat on unsuspecting public

[studmuffin7]

Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!

[NeverHundred]

At 10/21/09 03:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!

Either they'd become good friends, or if old warner brothers cartoons have tuaght me anything they'd likely become hilarious enemies.

[UnkutAcid]

Stroke and rub that pussy.

[ladydeathnote73]

aww poor kitty

[kellerthekiller]

At 10/21/09 02:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: Ever heard of a little thing called, Punctuation?

Couldn't even understand what the hell he was on about. Are you saying that you want to get this cat away from your porch? Just leave it or call animal services if it's not belonging to someone.

...but then you mentioned some sort of bird. LOL WUT.

[Meepster]

At 10/21/09 02:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.

fucking noclip cats

mmm gmod.

Strays always come to my house.

[Jackdabomb]

Bear traps work on every animal

Oh wait you don't want to hurt it

fuckin hippies