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There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:34 PM Reply

there is a cat in my porch well the cat is not is my porch now it run a way but what should i do if the cat is in my porch again some time i put my bird out in the porch for an hour or so because he is very noisy but i will i never do that again anyway so what should i do if the cat is in my porch again i don't want to hurt it

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:36 PM Reply

Throw the cat into the road.


Stop looking

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:37 PM Reply

if it comes back catch it and give it to a chinese restaurant.

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:39 PM Reply

put ducktape sticks side up on all the railings, where you have seen this cat, it will hop up and get stuck immediatly, and it will never come back after it tries to run and get a face full of dirt when it goes straight down and can extend its feet... it will be funny as long as you make sure that you release the cat from its prism of sticks horror...


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:39 PM Reply

If it's a stray call the Humane society. If it belongs to somebody call the owner.

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:40 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: Ever heard of a little thing called, Punctuation?

Punctuation should not be capitalized. See me after class.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:40 PM Reply

Listening to Through the Loop by Pendulum while I was reading what the OP wrote.
Went well with my rage.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:40 PM Reply

my neighbor was tired of cats using his fancy backyard garden as a litter box so he would put out those live animal traps and bait it with bacon. The cats would go in then he would take them over to the neighboring town and release them. No harm to the animal. You should do that.

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:43 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:40 PM, This-is-Eskimoe wrote: Listening to Through the Loop by Pendulum while I was reading what the OP wrote.
Went well with my rage.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

i live in taiwan it speak chinese in here

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:34 PM, Cute-Penguin wrote: there is a cat in my porch well the cat is not is my porch now it run a way but what should i do if the cat is in my porch again some time i put my bird out in the porch for an hour or so because he is very noisy but i will i never do that again anyway so what should i do if the cat is in my porch again i don't want to hurt it

if the cat goes in you porch again make sure you say hey cat come out of my porch you cat i dont want to hurt cat but it is under my porch and then it will come out and you can pet cat and it will say thank you im cat i stuck in porch but not no longer and it was you so thank you so this way you dont hurt it


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:50 PM Reply

Feed it a sandwitch made of shit.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:53 PM Reply

So you're not interested in animal cruelty, and that's fine. But most peoples bright ideas dwindle down to, "A problem? Smash it!" And that seems to work most of the time.

When one wishes to relly one wit and guile, than one must first stop and make a plan. So that's were you start, and that's as much as I can tell you. I can only open the door, it's up to you to walk through it.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:55 PM Reply

how did the cat get into a solid object? and more importantly how did he a way?


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 02:59 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.

fucking noclip cats


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:01 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:36 PM, SCUD14 wrote: DROP KICK the cat into the road.

Fixed.

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:01 PM Reply

There is a cat in my porch."

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Did the cat jump into the cement before it dried?


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:04 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:
At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.
fucking noclip cats

I thought that breaking the laws of physics was agianst the rules.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:04 PM Reply

1. Go back to school and learn about punctuation.
2. Kill the damn cat.
3. ???
4. Profit.

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:12 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 03:04 PM, NeverHundred wrote:
fucking noclip cats
I thought that breaking the laws of physics was agianst the rules.

only if it's VAC secured

anyone getting this...

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:26 PM Reply

Take it in, Feed it on apricots then run to town, get 40 helium filled balloons, get on your roof and let go. Then just pull of a chair and watch the lulz !

for extra fun bring a BB gun and drop the cat on unsuspecting public


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:38 PM Reply

Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 03:41 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 03:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!

Either they'd become good friends, or if old warner brothers cartoons have tuaght me anything they'd likely become hilarious enemies.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:00 PM Reply

Stroke and rub that pussy.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:04 PM Reply

aww poor kitty


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:07 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:37 PM, TheAdd wrote: Ever heard of a little thing called, Punctuation?

Couldn't even understand what the hell he was on about. Are you saying that you want to get this cat away from your porch? Just leave it or call animal services if it's not belonging to someone.

...but then you mentioned some sort of bird. LOL WUT.
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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:09 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 02:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:
At 10/21/09 02:58 PM, The777Demon wrote: I'm guessing they have physics glitches there. Maybe things get stuck in walls do to poor collision detection.
fucking noclip cats

mmm gmod.

Strays always come to my house.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:12 PM Reply

Bear traps work on every animal

Oh wait you don't want to hurt it

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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:18 PM Reply

IN your porch? what,did you build around it and trap it?


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:18 PM Reply

Talk to it; Your Engrish is so horrible it wont be back anytime soon.


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Response to There is a cat in my porch Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:21 PM Reply

At 10/21/09 04:04 PM, ladydeathnote73 wrote: aww poor kitty

You say that now, but when he's three times the size that you are than you'll be singing a differant tune.


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