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I'm wondering what you guys think I should do. Unfortunately, for 3/4 days I'll be on my own, on the other day I've already got a plan to see a show on broadway if it pulls through (probably will).

Any of you ever been there before?

I'm mostly interested in things to do within walking distance of Times Square...

Yeah, I'll probably google it, but I'd prefer first hand experiences.

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Prepare for wallet rape. Went with the fam when I was a young douchebag (ie: 12... 13 maybe). Breakfast for four was something like $100+.

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At 10/21/09 06:43 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: I'm mostly interested in things to do within walking distance of Times Square...

Subways to the other parts of the city are well within walking distance. Although everytime I have gone it's been mainly Times Square. Check out Chinatown and Little Italy (south of TS), or maybe the Bronx Zoo.

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Keep in mind this is a "business" trip. I don't know exactly what that means, but it probably means late afternoon, evening activities, though the day I travel in I'll have all the time I need after I check in at the hotel...

At 10/21/09 07:45 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Do me a favor and take pics of the bums there. I want to compare them to the Detroit bums.

lol, I'll try and bring my camera.

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At 10/21/09 06:53 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: hang out with goryblizzard of course!

Now there's someone who knows what he's talking about.

I've lived in NYC all my life, and I'd advise going beyond the Times Square area (which is definitely the most crowded area in the entire city) and look at the rest of Manhattan and the other 4 boroughs. There's a hell of a lot more to NYC than just Times Square, and most of the neighborhoods don't have such a Disneyland-esque feel to them. I'm originally from Manhattan and lived there for the first 13 years of my life--it's very straightforward to navigate and not nearly as intimidating as it might sound to you.

Also, since you're a tourist, try not to look like one and try to blend in with the locals as much as possible. This is important, because there are a lot of people around Times Square who are out there solely to take advantage of tourists. If you see people aggressively waving their rap CD's in front of your face to try to get you to buy them (this happens A LOT around Broadway, 7th Avenue and 5th Avenue--even to locals), ignore them completely and continue going your way. Same thing if someone tries to stop you asking, "Would you like to see a comedy show tonight?"

Little Italy and Chinatown are certainly worth going to, as well as Greenwich Village, the East Village (including Alphabet City), SoHo, etc...but I'd advise going with someone who knows the city well when it comes to these neighborhoods. Someone like me. You might also want to see the WTC site, although it's really little more than a huge construction site with PATH trains running through it. Unfortunately, construction there has been appallingly slow, and there's no way it'll be completed by 2012, which was the Port Authority's initial goal.

If you want to go a bit north in Manhattan, there's Central Park obviously (bounded by 5th Avenue to the East, Central Park West to the West, 59th Street to the South and 110th Street to the North). Columbia University's campus might interest you, given that it's an Ivy League school and all, although it's pretty small. One of my favorite pizzerias in the entire city, Koronet Pizza, is between 110th and 111th Street and Broadway and within walking distance of Columbia's campus and is mostly known for their jumbo slices. Just a block away from there is Tom's Restaurant from Seinfeld...personally I've never dined there, but I often walk past there whenever I'm in the area. There's also Riverside Park and Morningside Park, if you feel like you want to relax for a bit.

Oh yeah, the Staten Island Ferry. It's free now (and has been since 1997) and it makes frequent trips between the Whitehall Terminal in Manhattan to the St. George Terminal in Staten Island. I'd say it's worthwhile for you to experience going on it. Once you're in Staten Island, you'll notice that it feels a lot different than Manhattan, and is in fact the most suburban of all NYC boroughs. Besides the Staten Island Mall, the South Beach Boardwalk, Historic Richmondtown, Wagner College (which, by the way, is great for picture taking), I'm not sure if there's too much there that might interest you. Many of the neighborhoods are rather quiet, and some are pretty close-knit and not too much different than wherever you may live now. Hylan Boulevard (which is basically like the Broadway of Staten Island and runs from Rosebank to Tottenville) is where a lot of the action is at. The SIR (Staten Island Railway) is the main train that runs through the borough, and it's completely free for all stops except St. George (where you have to swipe to enter and exit). The first free stop is the Tompkinsville station on Bay Street and Victory Boulevard, a short walk from the ferry.

Since the Bronx Zoo was brought up, I'd thought I'd bring up this point: it's free to the public on Wednesdays. If you intend on going there, then it better be on a Wednesday. The last time I went there, personally, was on June 18, 2008, but I can't imagine much has changed over there since then.

FAO Schwarz on 59th and 5th was also brought up. I used to go there a lot as a kid. Right near there is the Apple Store, also worth going to and there's free Internet as well. I've posted on the BBS from there in the past, although not in about a year and a half.

As a local, these are some other things I think are important for all NYC tourists to know: don't walk slow, keep a steady pace, and definitely do not stand in the middle of a crowded street to look at your tour book or map. You might also feel compelled to go to the top of the Empire State Building, but the ticket price now I think is $19.50 or so (maybe higher) and waiting in line will likely take an eternity. If you had this in mind, rethink if you think it's worth your time to do that.

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At 10/21/09 09:55 AM, Jezuz wrote: Could try a helicopter tour or some shit if you really want to drop some cash on a view. At least that way you'd actually get an experience rather than Swine Flu.

Well, nobody around here can forget about that sightseeing helicopter crash (which also involved a small plane) above the Hudson River a little over 2 months ago, which made national headlines. So I'm instead going to focus on free and safe alternatives to helicopter rides. That's also part of why I brought up Wagner College, which is a small, private liberal arts college in the Grymes Hill section of Staten Island. The vast majority of tourists (I'd say over 85%) would never even think about going there, but it has excellent panoramic views of the the river and the Manhattan skyline...unfortunately it's constantly overlooked. If you're not crazy about that part of the city, then I would instead direct you over to the Brooklyn Heights Promenade (highly recommended) for your picture taking needs. It's right in Downtown Brooklyn and directly across the river from Downtown Manhattan. Plus there's also Roosevelt Island, or anywhere near the East River in the Long Island City section of Queens.

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I can only spend very limited amounts of time in NYC because the place just exhausts me. You are constantly surrounded by a herd of pedestrians while walking, and a hoard of taxis while driving ("driving" means stop-and-go traffic at 3 mph).

The party scene is interesting, and the city itself attracts some great music, but overall NYC is just a busy, noisy, smelly, dirty mess.

But I'm sure you'll have fun!

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You'll love it, depends on which area and borough you go to.

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go to central park late at night and try to score some drugs.


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quick idiot tourist's guide to visiting the city briefly:

1. Do not, at any time after just arriving, look up.
The buildings will be tall. The ceiling at Grand Central will be attractive. But resist the urge to look up.

At 10/21/09 06:49 AM, Evark wrote: Prepare for wallet rape. Went with the fam when I was a young douchebag (ie: 12... 13 maybe). Breakfast for four was something like $100+.

If you don't obey, you won't even make it to a restaurant with your wallet to enjoy a meal. Your wallet will have been jacked long ago.

2. Don't live here? Don't take the subway.
Unless accompanied by a New Yorker or you are absolutely sure of your stop. If you're not familiar with the system, stay your ass off the trains.

3. Crosswalk Mexicans with hot metal carts are the wind beneath your wings.
To carbo-load for your days spent beating feet, make use of the street side vendors bearing a cacophony of foreign foods, beverages and hot sacks-o-nuts. Much quicker and cheaper than eating indoors with silverware and dignity like those other meatcakes.

4. Keep an eye out and watch the street signals, obey the crosswalk laws and never, under any circumstances, buy weed from Jamaicans.

5. If you absolutely must take a taxi, screw him over on the tip.
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I was in the big city last spring... and it freaked the fuck of me. I spent most the entire day in central park. After that I went to Philidelphia so when I flew back to the Portland jetport, Maine's biggest city looked pretty pathetic.

So I barely remember what I did, I think I just wandered around Midtown stopped to eat at a few places. It was both awesome and terrifying, becuase the only cities I'd been to before were in New England. For some reason Boston never intimadated me as much as New York City had.

If I were to go there again some day I guess I would have been more organized and actual checked out some of the interesting places instead of stumbling around the city like some kind of bewildered animal. Regardless, it was good times.


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Go to the Museum of Sex, it's awesome. Was probably the funniest thing I did when I visited.

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I've been there. Eat at the restaurants, see a Broadway show, and of course kick a homeless person. It's really fun a rewarding. The Broadway show that is.


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Go to a comedy club, there are a few in Time Square and they are a lot of fun if you're not into the touristy things.

http://www.nyc.com/nightlife/comedy_club .aspx

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Well, I'd suggest going to see the Museum of Natural History, FAO Schwartz, the apple store is really nice, and the Staten Island ferry is also a good choice. You can get on top of the empire state building (although I think it's a tad expensive). Also, DON'T stand in the middle of the street to take pictures, even if you have a green light. XD
Although it's a street, park avenue is pretty nice. The street goes under a few buildings. :)
If you see ANYONE yelling at you from the street, ignore them.
If you want to see how the other half (rich people) lives, see Saks Fifth Avenue. That's one of the most expensive (if not the most) stores in the city. You might also want to see Bloomingdale.
Manhattan is the borough you want to spend most of your time in, it has most of the cool stuff you want to see. Also, DO NOT TAKE THE SUBWAYS. They're usually dirty, and although they've recently made it easier, it's hard to navigate if you don't know the route. Take a cab instead, but beware of traffic. If you want to see most things, get up pretty early in the morning.
If you want, you can also take a nice walk through Central Park, and see the resovoir.
5 days isn't a lot of time to do everything, though. :(
^dunno if I left anything out, but I think that's mainly it.

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I live there.

I hate New York.
Don't come to New York.
Why would you come to New York?

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At 10/21/09 07:53 PM, Cericon wrote: I live there.

I hate New York.
Don't come to New York.
Why would you come to New York?

What borough do you live?


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At 10/21/09 08:12 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 10/21/09 07:53 PM, Cericon wrote: I live there.

I hate New York.
Don't come to New York.
Why would you come to New York?
What borough do you live?

The Bronx. The only good borough is Manhattan.

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At 10/21/09 08:22 PM, Cericon wrote:

The Bronx. The only good borough is Manhattan.

I figure it would be Brooklyn for some reason, what do you have against Queens? Crazy Mets fans?


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