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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:27 PM
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MIRACLE WHIP-THE EDGY, COOL, AND HARDCORE MAYONNAISE.
"We are Miracle Whip, and we will not tone it down"
Apparently mayonnaise can be rebellious and edgy. Quite frankly this commercial is just fucking ridiculous. I know that companies are trying to be edgy nowadays but this is too fucking far. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING MAYONNAISE! NOBODY EXPECTS MAYONNAISE TO BE EDGY. I hate society so fucking much sometimes...
Posted at: 10/20/09 08:30 PM
Audio is better on this one.
And no, I haven't gotten around to seeing this on the Colbert Report in case anyone is wondering. I'm just hearing of that.
Posted at: 10/20/09 08:31 PM
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I was expecting a thread about mayonnaise with bits of jagged steel.
I am disappointed.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:33 PM
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This reminds me of a levi's commerical.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:34 PM
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HOLY SHIT! That mayonnaise is fucking HARDCORE. I'm going to go buy a GALLON of it, FUCK!
Seriously, is that how they expect the masses to react? Please tell me we're not at this point at society where we're THIS easily swayed.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:36 PM
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0:06 in that video looks like rape.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:38 PM
At 10/20/09 08:34 PM, StarF68 wrote: Seriously, is that how they expect the masses to react? Please tell me we're not at this point at society where we're THIS easily swayed.
HEY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CONFORMIST MAYONNAISE WHILE ME AND ALL MY COOL, EDGY, HIPSTER FRIENDS SIT AROUND AND EAT MIRACLE WHIP.
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MIRICALE WHIP IS SOME EDGY SHIT DAWG.
MAYONAISE IS FOR CONFORMIST CORPERATION FAGS, WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!
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Posted at: 10/20/09 08:42 PM
At 10/20/09 08:38 PM, homor wrote: WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!
FREQUENTLY AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. WHILE DRINKING COFFEE FROM SHITTY CAFES AND TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH STARBUCKS SUCKS AND THE GENERAL POPULATION IS COMPRISED OF TOOLS AND SHEEP.
Posted at: 10/20/09 09:09 PM
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Don't forget...you're all using Macs.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 09:44 PM
At 10/20/09 09:09 PM, Rig wrote: Don't forget...you're all using Macs.
Well duh.
Posted at: 10/20/09 10:22 PM
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You're just mayo.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 10:25 PM
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If you were allergic to mayonnaise what would this do to you?
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Posted at: 10/20/09 10:27 PM
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Posted at: 10/20/09 10:31 PM
At 10/20/09 10:27 PM, cast wrote: Link NSFW This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk. He is my best friend.
That guy is pretty cool. I bet he eats Miracle Whip by the drum load.
Posted at: 10/20/09 10:32 PM
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That...w...a.....h......the fuck.....what....
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Posted at: 10/20/09 10:44 PM
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Wow...
I'm never eating mayo again.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 10:45 PM
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I've seen that ad on before. They're saying "FUCK MAYO MIRACLE WHIP IS THE SHIT YOU SHOULD GO BUY SOME BECAUSE ITS HARDCORE"
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:10 AM
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MACS ARE COUNTERCULTURE BECAUSE THEY COME IN 2 COLORS AND COST TOO MUCH, RIG
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:19 AM
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This mayonnaise is so...PRO!
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:37 AM
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I saw that today, I creamed my pants. GET IT?
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:16 AM
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I saw that about 3 months ago.
But, anyways, Miracle-Whip is the fucking god.
Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 04:45 AM
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At 10/21/09 04:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.
two things that i found wrong with this
1) why and how would you know what ass taste like also what part of the ass?
2) normal people put mayo on things, therefore adding to what you put it on and the way you're putting it makes it sound like you eat it with a spoon
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
Posted at: 10/21/09 08:21 AM
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Mayonnaise makes me barf, so no thanks
Posted at: 10/21/09 12:10 PM
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This commercial has been running for a while now...
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:14 PM
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That's some hardcore emulsification status.
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:35 PM
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What hipster has a mayonnaise poster?
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Posted at: 10/21/09 12:40 PM
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I'm so glad I stopped eating mayonnaise and miracle whip years ago!!
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Posted at: 10/28/09 09:32 PM
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Mayonnaise IS edgy! You just hate mayonnaise because you're jealous of how awesome it is!
Mayonnaise is pretty much the best condiment EVER!
Posted at: 10/28/09 09:40 PM
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Miracle Whip is shitty mayonaise.
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