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Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:27 PM Reply

MIRACLE WHIP-THE EDGY, COOL, AND HARDCORE MAYONNAISE.

"We are Miracle Whip, and we will not tone it down"

Apparently mayonnaise can be rebellious and edgy. Quite frankly this commercial is just fucking ridiculous. I know that companies are trying to be edgy nowadays but this is too fucking far. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING MAYONNAISE! NOBODY EXPECTS MAYONNAISE TO BE EDGY. I hate society so fucking much sometimes...

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:30 PM Reply

Audio is better on this one.

And no, I haven't gotten around to seeing this on the Colbert Report in case anyone is wondering. I'm just hearing of that.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:31 PM Reply

I was expecting a thread about mayonnaise with bits of jagged steel.

I am disappointed.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:33 PM Reply

This reminds me of a levi's commerical.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:34 PM Reply

HOLY SHIT! That mayonnaise is fucking HARDCORE. I'm going to go buy a GALLON of it, FUCK!

Seriously, is that how they expect the masses to react? Please tell me we're not at this point at society where we're THIS easily swayed.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:36 PM Reply

0:06 in that video looks like rape.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:38 PM Reply

At 10/20/09 08:34 PM, StarF68 wrote: Seriously, is that how they expect the masses to react? Please tell me we're not at this point at society where we're THIS easily swayed.

HEY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CONFORMIST MAYONNAISE WHILE ME AND ALL MY COOL, EDGY, HIPSTER FRIENDS SIT AROUND AND EAT MIRACLE WHIP.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:38 PM Reply

MIRICALE WHIP IS SOME EDGY SHIT DAWG.

MAYONAISE IS FOR CONFORMIST CORPERATION FAGS, WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 08:42 PM Reply

At 10/20/09 08:38 PM, homor wrote: WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!

FREQUENTLY AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. WHILE DRINKING COFFEE FROM SHITTY CAFES AND TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH STARBUCKS SUCKS AND THE GENERAL POPULATION IS COMPRISED OF TOOLS AND SHEEP.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 09:09 PM Reply

Don't forget...you're all using Macs.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 10/20/09 09:09 PM, Rig wrote: Don't forget...you're all using Macs.

Well duh.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:22 PM Reply

You're just mayo.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:25 PM Reply

If you were allergic to mayonnaise what would this do to you?


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:27 PM Reply

Link NSFW

This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk.

He is my best friend.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 10/20/09 10:27 PM, cast wrote: Link NSFW

This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk.

He is my best friend.

That guy is pretty cool. I bet he eats Miracle Whip by the drum load.

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 10/20/09 10:27 PM, cast wrote: Link NSFW

This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk.

He is my best friend.

That...w...a.....h......the fuck.....what....

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The guy below me is gay

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:44 PM Reply

Wow...

I'm never eating mayo again.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 10:45 PM Reply

I've seen that ad on before. They're saying "FUCK MAYO MIRACLE WHIP IS THE SHIT YOU SHOULD GO BUY SOME BECAUSE ITS HARDCORE"


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 12:10 AM Reply

At 10/20/09 09:09 PM, Rig wrote: Don't forget...you're all using Macs.

MACS ARE COUNTERCULTURE BECAUSE THEY COME IN 2 COLORS AND COST TOO MUCH, RIG


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 12:19 AM Reply

This mayonnaise is so...PRO!


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 12:37 AM Reply

I saw that today, I creamed my pants. GET IT?

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:16 AM Reply

I saw that about 3 months ago.

But, anyways, Miracle-Whip is the fucking god.

Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.

Miracle whip my friends!

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:45 AM Reply

At 10/21/09 04:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.

two things that i found wrong with this

1) why and how would you know what ass taste like also what part of the ass?

2) normal people put mayo on things, therefore adding to what you put it on and the way you're putting it makes it sound like you eat it with a spoon


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 08:21 AM Reply

Mayonnaise makes me barf, so no thanks

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 12:10 PM Reply

This commercial has been running for a while now...

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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 12:40 PM Reply

I'm so glad I stopped eating mayonnaise and miracle whip years ago!!

vegenaise ftw!


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Mayonnaise IS edgy! You just hate mayonnaise because you're jealous of how awesome it is!


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 09:40 PM Reply

Miracle Whip is shitty mayonaise.


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Response to Hardcore Mayonnaise Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 10:06 PM Reply

I FUCKING LOVE MIRACLE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!
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