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Posted at: 10/20/09 04:39 PM
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What? OP makes no sense.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 04:40 PM
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You fucking liar.
i'm an asshole this is my asshole page thats my asshole signature down there
Posted at: 10/20/09 04:44 PM
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We don't have boyfriends because we're (despite the cock jokes) not gay. And we don't have girlfriends because all these damn girls do is jump on our giant fuck muscles and get in our way! All they want is sex! They won't leave us alone, those damn bitches.
Posted at: 10/20/09 05:30 PM
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At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Because we can't all be sig-stealing morons like you.
How did you know it was mine, physics?
And yeah, NICE SIG OP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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Posted at: 10/20/09 05:39 PM
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I don't have a girlfriend because, quite frankly, I don't want a girlfriend.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 05:44 PM
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Firstly 'Girl' is spelt with an 'i' not an 'a' and secondly hardly any of that came off as discontented/connected joint rambling. Why don't Newgrounders have girlfriend seems to be the question but be damned, its so painfully stupid and ignorant it doesn't deserve an easy.
What are these chemicals in my head, that tell me I should be dead? Cause no-one's this lucky not even the man, who won the lottery again and again.
Posted at: 10/20/09 05:51 PM
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At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Uh...what?
Ditto haha D:
Posted at: 10/20/09 05:54 PM
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At 10/20/09 04:15 PM, Sawke wrote: you'd think guys would be in to a girl who likes comics, movies, and videogames but no....HAR HAR HAR SO FOOLISH! oh right it's because i'm an asshole....siigh...
oh right it's because i'm an asshole....siigh...
Oh, I know what kinda girl you're on about.
I'm so witty.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 06:26 PM
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At 10/20/09 04:36 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I am asexual don't want one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel
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Posted at: 10/20/09 06:28 PM
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At 10/20/09 05:30 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Because we can't all be sig-stealing morons like you.How did you know it was mine, physics? And yeah, NICE SIG OP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I knew because your name was in the bottom right corner.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 06:31 PM
At 10/20/09 06:28 PM, physicsman09 wrote: At 10/20/09 05:30 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, physicsman09 wrote:
At 10/20/09 05:30 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, physicsman09 wrote:
At 10/20/09 01:31 PM, physicsman09 wrote:
*feels stupid* I completely forgot about that.
Posted at: 10/20/09 06:35 PM
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Most of us are unsocial, fat, or weird.
However, the ones who do manage to get a girlfriend usually end up with a girl like I have. The one who's into video games, skateboarding, and committing crimes, but has the greatest personality and/or hot body.
It hungers!....For more..Boobs! No, really! PM ME! >:[ I'm lonely.
Posted at: 10/20/09 06:39 PM
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Because I'm shy and haven't found anyone I like enough. Wasn't that easy?
Posted at: 10/20/09 06:40 PM
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I hate garls.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 06:41 PM
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At 10/20/09 01:30 PM, Ejit wrote: Because bitches try to tie us down but we're lone wolves and bitches gotta understand. Also we don't have social skills so much.
Exactly.
We just can't deal with women.
Thus, we just go gay for each other.
Men's tits > Women's tits
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are you a troll or are you being serious?
Posted at: 10/20/09 06:46 PM
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I get friend zoned like it's my job.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
Posted at: 10/20/09 07:26 PM
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I love the ladies... and they love me.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 07:28 PM
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Because I score hella chicks.
Posted at: 10/20/09 07:30 PM
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I find all the girls at my school are too stupid. The only one that isn't, whom I've liked for two years now, feels she doesn't want a boyfriend right now because: she can't understand others until she can understand herself
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Posted at: 10/20/09 07:35 PM
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At 10/20/09 01:30 PM, Ejit wrote: Also we don't have social skills so much.
Pretty much sums it up nicely.
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Posted at: 10/20/09 07:43 PM
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You might want to get rid of the name when you steal a sig.
And I don't want one until college.
Credits to EyelessArchfiend for the fantastic sig.
Posted at: 10/21/09 07:59 PM
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At 10/20/09 06:35 PM, Synthesize wrote: Most of us are unsocial, fat, or weird. However, the ones who do manage to get a girlfriend usually end up with a girl like I have. The one who's into video games, skateboarding, and committing crimes, but has the greatest personality and/or hot body.
/high horse
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Posted at: 10/21/09 08:08 PM
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I have a girlfriend, and we're sexually active. Not complete sex, but Blowjobs and Pussy Eating isn't uncommon.
Help me Help newgrounds. >:C
Posted at: 10/21/09 08:11 PM
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Please refrain from stereotyping.
Posted at: 10/22/09 06:24 AM
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i have a girlfriend ive been with her for 1 and half years now its crazy
Posted at: 10/22/09 06:30 AM
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I dont know about everybody else but i sure aint single and fap fap faping off to hentai on here not when i have a hot fiancee to **** .
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Posted at: 10/22/09 06:32 AM
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Rape is much easier and save time and money.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 06:39 AM
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Laziness, pretty much. No incentive to get a girl.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 06:41 AM
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I has girlfriend cuz... well damn, i have no clue why...
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