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Posted at: 10/20/09 12:49 PM

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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.
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Shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125lb black bear wandered inside - and went straight for the beer.

The bear stopped at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, about 140 miles north-east of Minneapolis, sauntering through the automatic doors and heading straight for the alcohol section.

It calmly climbed 12 feet on to a shelf in the beer chiller where it sat for about an hour while employees evacuated customers and summoned wildlife experts.

Wow, I wish I had thirsty bears rampaging around my local Tescos.

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What a champ.

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It really speaks to the functionality of automatic doors. I mean, when will I see deer going for my Froot Loops or bunnies eating the fresh produce.

Actually, that last part would be cute :3

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I think he was protecting the beers.

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"Hi, I'm a bear and I'm an alcoholic."

and lollll at how varied the news is.

Alcoholic bears!

KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Posted at: 10/20/09 12:58 PM

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Maybe some alcoholic woodsman just trained his pet bear to make beer runs for him, and the bear just forgot which brand to carry off.

So while he was sitting there, trying to recall which brand the woodsman usually drank, some jerk called a wildlife expert on him.

Bearcism like this shall not stand.

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Wisconsin's beer is just that good.

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damn the bear sure knows which beer is good!
they should make a new slogan: "Even the bears drink it!"

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Reminds me of that story with the bull in the supermarket.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

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At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: Reminds me of that story with the bull in the supermarket.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

oh yeah..that fucking bull...

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At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

he couldn't find any china

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At 10/20/09 02:24 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm
he couldn't find any china

Apprently while the UK has a Bull Market, we here in the USA have a Bear Market.

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At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: Reminds me of that story with the bull in the supermarket.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

oh what a day that was, damn bear didnt go where i wan-

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yeah, thank god no one was hurt! would have been a disaster!

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Bears are all over the fucking news nowadays.

Robert De Niro would like to know if you are talking to Robert De Niro.

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I actually read about this once... Black bears tend to drink beers so the ugly black bear girls look good so they can continue to reproduce... black bears are picky


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At 10/20/09 12:49 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Wow, I wish I had thirsty bears rampaging around my local Tescos.

The 300-pound unemployed hambeasts that get their cheap cider from Tescos surely resemble bears somewhat.

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Epic win for the bear

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At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: Reminds me of that story with the bull in the supermarket.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

NO. MORE. BEAR. PUNS.

I JUST CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT.

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At 10/20/09 06:49 PM, GiantDouche wrote: NO. MORE. BEAR. PUNS.

I JUST CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT.

Can't bear the pain? Just bear with us for a little while.

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hees a champiooon

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Oh snap, that's some funny shit. I know I would be laughing if that bear happened to do it while I was there. Then I would shit myself and run away crying.

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At 10/20/09 07:09 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Can't bear the pain? Just bear with us for a little while.

Can you please PAWS on the puns?

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beers,bears,bulls OH MY.

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At 10/20/09 06:15 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
At 10/20/09 02:24 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm
he couldn't find any china
Apprently while the UK has a Bull Market, we here in the USA have a Bear Market.

Probably the cheesiest joke I have ever read in my life. Congrats on that.

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That sounds awesome, i wonder if any major brewery will capture the bear and make it the new face of Coors or budweiser?

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*bows to the bear* I salute u

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Posted at: 10/20/09 09:28 PM

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Stephen Colbert would be very upset by this news.

Alcoholic bears!

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