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At 10/20/09 07:37 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 10/20/09 07:36 AM, RustySpoons95 wrote: Lol your fist icon is black

I'm half-black...

And RustySpoons is half-racist.

Judging by "95" he's obviously 12-13.

Reaper and SKS, spitting some mean freestyles,
I think they're joking, hope they don't get all riled up
I think I'll step in here with one of my own,
Lay down a few lines then continue to roam
over the bbs,
lurking some threads,
eat a few cookies and pop some pez
Now SKS man, you got some serious skills
but I think Reaper has had his fill
So back off, just leave him alone,
I think we'll all agree he just got owned.
Now Reaper, no disrespect to you,
but don't mess with SKS it's not good to do.
He'll spit some shit so sick
even nuns get a little horny for his dick.
But I'll admit to you guys, my rap isn't good,
you'd both beat all the freestyles that happen in my neighborhood.
but why even bother, with all the rap battles
when you could just jump the asshole?

At 10/20/09 07:37 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 10/20/09 07:36 AM, RustySpoons95 wrote: Lol your fist icon is black

I'm half-black...

Disgusting half breed.

At 10/20/09 08:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: Keepin da peace

Lol, I am having fun.

At 10/20/09 09:10 PM, SKS wrote:

At 10/20/09 08:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: Keepin da peace

Lol, I am having fun.

I try, I try.

SKS, you pale ass bitch.

Why do you "rap" in ebonics? This thread is so painfully awkward.

At 10/20/09 10:13 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: SKS, you pale ass bitch.

Why do you "rap" in ebonics? This thread is so painfully awkward.

You're a closeminded fuck for thinking because I am white it has any bearing on anything.

I'm gonna serve you right here.

I'm cooler than a dairy queen blizzard!
This is Lord of the Rings, your the hobbit I'm the wizard!

*Drops microphone and walks away*

I'm just merely laughing at how you have a shitty enough social life to keep on replying here....

At 10/21/09 12:04 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: I'm gonna serve you right here.

I'm cooler than a dairy queen blizzard!
This is Lord of the Rings, your the hobbit I'm the wizard!

*Drops microphone and walks away*

You Sir Are A GENIUS

I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother
In which fellatio was preformed forth with and without explanation
The encounter lasted several hours in which many unspeakable acts
were implemented. I paid her for her services, and no contact has been
made by either party.

MY turn to join

Yo Both yo rhymes suck, They smell like shit
You both talk smack when you talk you spit
The Lyrics have no meaning and no shine
If i were a cop i would give you a fine
You lame ass Busta's have no skill at all
You remind me of that lame ass rapper paul wall
Do your self a favor and self a favor and save yourself now
You ruined yourself faster than i can lift an eye brow
Your rhymes of garbage and so you you, Get the hell off my internet
I'm Through With You

Do your self a favor and self a favor and save yourself now

what ?

At 10/21/09 12:16 AM, OfficeMan wrote: MY turn to join

So you think you can spit,
you dipshit?
Your words are like dying in my sleep, I don't feel them!
I don't give a fuck even though that was stolen from Eminem!
You think that you can spit cause you rhyme?
Your shit's makin' me wanna do a crime,
But the cops are out, so not this time...
You make your shitty flow again, and I won't hear of it,
Cause I know that you would say it cause I know that you're full of shit,
yeah, I said it, you join in scat porn,
well shit, if you do, come into my dorm,
let's make some shit like "Girls Gone Wild",
Except it'll be scat porn, and won't sell for a dime...
Man, I guess I am fucked up,
But I don't give a fuck! My dick, you can suck!

Wow, Garbage.

At 10/21/09 02:13 AM, MrXWhite wrote: Wow, Garbage.

Oh come on. You can think of a better insult than that, can't ya? Oh wait, no you can't. Nevermind.

At 10/21/09 02:58 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 10/21/09 02:13 AM, MrXWhite wrote: Wow, Garbage.

Oh come on. You can think of a better insult than that, can't ya? Oh wait, no you can't. Nevermind.

Nah they right, you trash.

At 10/21/09 03:21 AM, SKS wrote:

At 10/21/09 02:58 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 10/21/09 02:13 AM, MrXWhite wrote: Wow, Garbage.

Oh come on. You can think of a better insult than that, can't ya? Oh wait, no you can't. Nevermind.

Nah they right, you trash.

Says the man who shows me how to "flow from one topic to another", yet ends up making my rap more jumpy than it orginally was.

Daisy Daisy give me your answer do
I'm half crazy over the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet, upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

At 10/21/09 01:59 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So you think you can spit,
you dipshit?
Your words are like dying in my sleep, I don't feel them!
I don't give a fuck even though that was stolen from Eminem!
You think that you can spit cause you rhyme?
Your shit's makin' me wanna do a crime,
But the cops are out, so not this time...
You make your shitty flow again, and I won't hear of it,
Cause I know that you would say it cause I know that you're full of shit,
yeah, I said it, you join in scat porn,
well shit, if you do, come into my dorm,
let's make some shit like "Girls Gone Wild",
Except it'll be scat porn, and won't sell for a dime...
Man, I guess I am fucked up,
But I don't give a fuck! My dick, you can suck!

The only one spittin' in this topic is you,
Here's the sad fact: your rhymes are closer to drool.
You say his response make you wanna commit
crime, but your weak-ass quits as if the pigs had shit to do with it.
A true blue balla mutherfucka gangsta badass
don't do time for his crime, fuck that, he too sublime.
Funny you droning on-'n'-on on such a subject so crass,
obsessing over filmin' shit drop outta 'dat ass,
when all you needa do is post a film of your flow
your lyrics and rhythm got that familiar stench, y'know?

At 10/20/09 11:17 PM, SKS wrote:

At 10/20/09 10:13 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: SKS, you pale ass bitch.

Why do you "rap" in ebonics? This thread is so painfully awkward.

You're a closeminded fuck for thinking because I am white it has any bearing on anything.

Close minded?

Give me a break, whitey, cut the bullshit.

You be embarrassin yourself, yo.

At 10/21/09 06:38 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Give me a break, whitey, cut the bullshit.

You be embarrassin yourself, yo.

yo niga stop being all wack n' shit that whiteboy is mad butter scotch, yo!

At 10/21/09 12:08 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: I'm just merely laughing at how you have a shitty enough social life to keep on replying here....

I'd just like to point out this guy has posted three times since making this comment.

and also can't rap.

At 10/20/09 07:48 AM, RustySpoons95 wrote:

At 10/20/09 07:44 AM, SKS wrote: Books wont go on the shelf
I did it myself, you just work in the house
Like a servant, open up, BLAOW right in your mouth
Long and strong like a horse of course
Flip ya over and reverse, kill ya wit another verse
I am the greatest, and you is the worst.

Boy you need to grow up.

Oh god, keep that thing locked up, what the hell is the matter with you?

I don' skip class and I get good grades,
Cus all y'all know I'll never get laid,
I ain't robbin stores but I still get paid,
$30 dollas a month son, you just got played.

Inb4FreshPrince

yo motha fucka im a god damn G
psych bitch im as white as can be
don't fuck with me
i know ty che
ill take a bite out of ya god damn knee

I'm a G, yeah mothafucka, straight poppin,
When I cum in tha club, everybody get hoppin,
An' all the ladies start droppin',
Yeah bitches, to all yo bitches whe be coppin',
I get y'all grandmothers titties floppin,
Oh, wait that bitch is flat,
And despite that, she fat.

I would write moar, but I don't have time.

Ayt, I'm a little high, so I must flow better,
You guys are unknown, just like the chinese settlers,
Those guys suck to much to get recognition,
So bend down, lemme presume the initiation,
You're in prison now bub, bend down,
The soap wont pick itself up, ya here that sound?
That's the sound, of ass rape, from over there,
And that's the smell of shitdicks up in the air,
Well, why don't we just share,
This white as punk, SKS, of course i'd dare,
cause I dare to care,
and I care to share,
so, I'll fuck his butt, while you pull his hair,
that's right, we're gonna both fuck this bitch,
I'll push him to the bed, let me lick his tit,
His nipples, how fucked up am I?
I just ran over my dad, with a fucking semi!
Yeah, I'm have that much fucked of a mind,
But I don't give a fuck, these thought's aren't mine!
I'm telling you! There's a monster in me!
I'm also telling you it's as ugly as SKS see!
Shit, he must have been shit on,
fucked up, with "i hate rap" skits on,
yeah, that's why he's so ugly,
hell, if this was mean girls, we would call him "fugly"!
Yeah, SKS, I'm talkin' bout you,
rapping about shit, pretending you take mushrooms,
yeah, but I'm the only one black here,
I ain't no poser, what, you're acting like I make fear!
But hey, I probably do,
Seeing as how, I'd fuck anyone, including you,
so watch your back,
while you pack,
and bend down.
Lemme stick my dick up your ass clown,
make you scream "Ahh stop! I ain't down!",
shit , you're just pretending to be black, you're white,
"Hey bitch, tonight we fight!"
Is what the nerd said to you today,
Fuck, all he wants is you to say,
that you love him,
now I'm gonna stop this,
before I get a kiss,
From SKS's fucking sis...

Not really a rap battle if you have the ability to sit and think about it for 20 minutes.....

At 10/21/09 09:36 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Not really a rap battle if you have the ability to sit and think about it for 20 minutes.....

I wasn't thinking about it, that was straight from my head. It just took a bit to write it down.