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At 10/20/09 10:47 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Go ahead, try it dickface. Once you get in my psyche, you wont be able to stop sucking my cock. Trust me, it's happened before. 4 times to be exact.

Ohohohoh, I can see right through you little man. You're my favorite variety of NG regular. Do you truthfully think you can handle me? I've put little effort into the "evaluations" above and have been up for 30+ hours on the fringes of delirium and amphetamine psychosis yet still can comprehend and predict with ease the operation of your psychological activity, behavior, and response. I am essentially, an all knowing god. I'll give you an authentic, lengthy reply in a bit.

As I am in a devolved state right now, feeling extremely impaired.

At 10/20/09 03:56 PM, swaenK wrote: you're a whack fuck douche. You bust be a massive loser in real life, hiding behind a veil of intellect which is only a vast knowledge in how to suck dick.

You were just trolled by the OP.

At 10/20/09 11:00 PM, MrSmirkODouche wrote:

At 10/20/09 10:47 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Go ahead, try it dickface. Once you get in my psyche, you wont be able to stop sucking my cock. Trust me, it's happened before. 4 times to be exact.

Ohohohoh, I can see right through you little man. You're my favorite variety of NG regular. Do you truthfully think you can handle me? I've put little effort into the "evaluations" above and have been up for 30+ hours on the fringes of delirium and amphetamine psychosis yet still can comprehend and predict with ease the operation of your psychological activity, behavior, and response. I am essentially, an all knowing god. I'll give you an authentic, lengthy reply in a bit.

As I am in a devolved state right now, feeling extremely impaired.

Bring it on, little man, I know how to handle little ass biters like you! Also I am out of lube, can I borrow some of yours? I have various vaginas to fill and/or enpty, depending on the situatiob.

Btw, every femail-member of my family has some form of STD, so joke's on you if you fuck them.

I dare you

Sure sure, I recommend the generic cherry scented brand. If you can't obtain any of this I know of some conventional alternatives.

At 10/20/09 11:12 PM, MrSmirkODouche wrote: Sure sure, I recommend the generic cherry scented brand. If you can't obtain any of this I know of some conventional alternatives.

...such as?

At 10/20/09 11:13 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:

At 10/20/09 11:12 PM, MrSmirkODouche wrote: Sure sure, I recommend the generic cherry scented brand. If you can't obtain any of this I know of some conventional alternatives.

...such as?

Mmhmmm, Elmer's glue is absolutelyfantastic. Although your foreskin may peel a bit. If you can't acquire any of that either, I suggest some hair conditioner. I've proven that efficient back in my pubescent years, when I would wank in the shower while Uncle Roofis watched Tom and Jerry simultaneously molesting my little sister. Your pubes will no longer curl though.

Or if you're African-American, saliva should be effective enough. It's not as if they have standards, anyways.

Anyway, how about that evaluation, you dick fart head?

At 10/20/09 11:19 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Anyway, how about that evaluation, you dick fart head?

Oh, right. You're quite impatient. I'll get to that, you've got me all hardened up now. I'm going to go brew some homemade lube. If you need anything mom, call me.

dew me I have an embarrassing picture and I hardly post here anymore.

Yea I've been waiting in line for a while I would like my evaluation, go off my first post if you would kindly.

No seriously dude I fuckin dare you...please I would LOVE to see what an astute psychologist would think of what I have.

At 10/20/09 03:53 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Try it buddy, I've been through the depths of madness and returned to know that all those who wish pain and suffering on others are broken souls...

hahahahhah,
jesus fucking christ, your a loser

I'd like to see how you fare with me, although some days I post I, you could say, take on a different persona.

BUT HELL DO IT ANYWAY.

So aren't you like a chiropractor? You know, useless.

Also, quickly skimming through your posts, you suck at trolling.

I remember this thread back in the summer.

At 10/20/09 11:37 PM, RobertDeNiro wrote: So aren't you like a chiropractor? You know, useless.

Also, quickly skimming through your posts, you suck at trolling.

The definition of troll is one who irritates others for their own amusement, I succeed at amusing myself entirely when I engage in what one may consider trolling. So therefor I perceive myself as a successful troll in the instances that I am trolling. Only my perceptions are of relevance to me regardless to the extent that they conform to biases and others' personal preferences.

Now please, feel content in the fact that you provoked a response in me through your claims of me being a poor troll. For whatever reason you wish to believe, perhaps I'm insecure of my own trolling capabilities or possess my own inferiority complex. Even if all of that is false, and even if I only replied to result in you experiencing these feelings.

You've pointed out the flaws in mrsmirkodouche, the man who is "essentially an all knowing god", take pride in this. Perhaps I feel this way because I truly am insecure, perhaps I'm toying with the reader, perhaps I don't know what the fuck I'm saying because I'm sleep deprived and crashing off of methamphetamine. Perhaps we'll never know. Perhaps momma boi perhaps

Do me... Do me hard.

Can I penetrate you?

At 10/21/09 12:12 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: Can I penetrate you?

Quite honestly Acid. I believe I may have penetrated myself. Earlier I ingested a large amount of methamphetamine and am now experiencing a rough comedown accompanied by sleep deprivation. I can feel a psychotic episode creeping up on me and am too paranoid to sleep. My cognition and thought process are skewed and crumbling, I'm having intrusive thoughts and elementary school level questions are becoming problematic. Extremely hindered mental capability. Amphetamine is neurotoxic, my brain is degenerating? Ah, there is the paranoia again.

I'm seriously slipping here. Why am I typing this? Why am I telling you? I don't know. I doubt you do either. Ehhhhhh...

this should be interesting...

Still waiting...

I'm not fabricating any of this, something is horribly wrong with me right now. I'm frightened for my own well-being. It's not really expressible. I'm not even attempting to uphold a pseudo-front of superiority as I typically do. I feel like I'm shattering.

I beginning to feel all too familiar to how I did back when I wasn't on medication for my paranoid schizophrenia, this may be amphetamine psychosis. Although there are distinguishable features, I'm not certain. I can't really evaluate anybody at the moment. Metaphorically speaking, my "smirk" seems to have cracked. I'm not trolling on and on here. Although I am rambling.

My only relief right now seems to be nicotine, it to an extent is exhibiting anti-psychotic properties and assisting me in retaining my sanity. But, this is... not really describable. A mental state that is fascinating yet I don not feel fascinated or intrigued in the slightest.

Maybe me.

I wish I knew where you lived so I could pour a bucket of flies through your window and freak your ass out.

I have SAD, which makes me incredibly depressed this time of year, unless I take my meds. But I never take my meds due to a psychological fear of appearing "messed up". Due to this, I continue to spiral ever downward every year until I'm almost to the breaking point. At that time, the weather starts to warm up, removing the effects of the disorder. But one of these days, the weather wont warm up in time, and I'll go into my bathroom, lie in the tub, and slice open my wrists. Then I will wait until the bathtub fills with my blood and my veins run dry.

My parents will finally succeed in breaking down the door a few hours later, but by then it will have been far too late. Few will mourn my absence, but the gaping hole left in NG will never be filled. All of your hearts will fill with sorrow. Many of you will leave the site, finding it too hard to return to where I once dwelled within. The site's loss of traffic will lead to its collapse. The collapse will drive the Fulps to bankrupsy and financial ruin. Despair will soon follow and they too will end their lives. This development will cause the rest of you to lose hope and will begin a massive chain reaction of agony and despair that will never end until the population of the world is decimated. My final goal. Complete.

Rest in peace, WeHaveFreshCookies.

I'm becoming progressively more paranoid and uneasy, my condition is declining. Christ, this isn't good. I live by myself. No neighbors nearby to aid, and I'm beginning to experiencing auditory hallucinations. I most likely should sleep, but I can't. I'm too paranoid.

What is going on??

Ok you failed the second you said you were a troll

Calm down spaz and do me already.