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And the unwashed hordes cling desperately to the walls of the deep, dark well, yelling for attention at the lone face looking down on them.

ie: don't bother because i know you won't have time... but i like the +1 post opportunity. :)

Nevermind, don't analyze me. There's far too many people for you to do this in a decent time frame.

Me me me!
I've never been in one of these before.

You'd have a job, but you're welcome to try.

you will fail to penetrate my mind

lol penetrate

Well that sounds pretty cool, why don't you do me?

I somehow don't believe you. :o

At 10/20/09 06:46 AM, Gedveikur wrote: awesome, evaluate me :D

mememememe!

Alrighty Tighties, well first. Your username, "Gedveikuer"? This sounds like some form of STD your aunt Janene would be ill with. Physically you're suffering from delayed puberty, easy to tell from your image. And psychologically, most likely a moderate case of body dysmorphic disorder and borderline intellectual functioning. As signified by your poor grammar and the use of ":D".

If we were to dig a bit deeper, we would discover the Fregoli delusion, latent homosexuality and prominent bisexuality. Essentially, you enjoy the cock and find it difficult to deny.

At 10/20/09 07:21 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: It's interesting how you believe you can somehow "penetrate my psyche", in an attempt to give me an "e-Persona"... Go ahead... Try me... I don't believe you'll be able to tell anything more about me than my TRUE sign-up date.

You might even get that wrong.

Aha, what we see here is a classic case of Expressive Language Disorder. Which is an intellectual handicap. Also, the large amounts of periods are indicative of melodrama and Dysthymic Disorder. Consistent low-level depression that fluctuates, a result of you possessing large amounts of female hormones. You most likely cut across the street with a butter knife, instead of cutting down the road with a razor like you're tougher emotional counterparts.

It's not too difficult to also notice this poor child suffers from Grandiose Delusions if he believes I'm incapable of penetrating his psyche. He would really have to be some type of powerful god.

K, time to plug some alprazolam and slumber. The douche is feeling impaired and is experiencing a major decline in cognition at the moment. He can not under this condition provide you kids with any further accurate diagnoses.

ME NEXT! ME NEXT!

Please lets see what you can dish out >:3 *persistent kitty face*

Bring it on.

You got nothing on me.

Have I provoked you enough?

You're not penetrating anyone's psyche. Your just trolling.

Do me! (No homo)

At 10/20/09 06:47 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Bring it on.

Oho, this chap right here fosters the delusion that he is a "film-maker". Allow me to prescribe you some Abilify my boy. Notify me if you lactate.

At 10/20/09 06:48 PM, Xarnor wrote: You're not penetrating anyone's psyche. Your just trolling.

Delusional. Also with a username such as Xarnor you clearly are also a victom of "Ugly As Fuck, Obese, and Bisexual Depressive Disorder". They haven't added that one to the DSM yet.

Me please.

At 10/20/09 06:48 PM, Xarnor wrote: You're not penetrating anyone's psyche. Your just trolling.

Delusional. Also with a username such as Xarnor you clearly are also a victom of "Ugly As Fuck, Obese, and Bisexual Depressive Disorder". They haven't added that one to the DSM yet.

Yup. Definitely trolling.

At 10/20/09 06:53 PM, Xarnor wrote:

At 10/20/09 06:48 PM, Xarnor wrote: You're not penetrating anyone's psyche. Your just trolling.

Delusional. Also with a username such as Xarnor you clearly are also a victom of "Ugly As Fuck, Obese, and Bisexual Depressive Disorder". They haven't added that one to the DSM yet.

Yup. Definitely trolling.

Ohoho, the internet is your joy. It is your only form of communication to the outside world. You spend the weekends alone or with your family. You have poor hygiene habits and no social life. You weigh at least 220 lbs. You're so sexually frustrated and deprived that you foreplay with your dog when nobody's home. Rubbing cool-whip all over your jim jim just so he will eat you out.

Trust me, I know your type kid. Don't tug on my asshairs, now I'm getting some rest. I've been up for 28 hours.

You can try, but going harsh on me would block you in private messaging and post commenting.

Can I be evaluated please?

Well, I really have to see this. Be gentle.

I'm in it to win it

what's the prize

I doubt you will, but it'll be funny nonetheless.

Try me, douche.

Do me, do me good sir!

I love this thread.
DO ME.

Go ahead and try and phase me.

Go ahead, try it dickface. Once you get in my psyche, you wont be able to stop sucking my cock. Trust me, it's happened before. 4 times to be exact.

At 10/20/09 07:14 PM, Eye8UrBrains wrote: I'm in it to win it

what's the prize

You can masturbate in the corner as I fondle your mother's flapjacks wearing long tube-socks. Eye8urbrains here is a sufferer of an unhealthy fetish for the undead. I discovered multiple accounts under the same name on several "zombie survival" websites and message boards. He may also be a paranoid schizophrenic, as anybody who believes in such creatures is surely delusional.

I conclude you're a reclusive, inbred necrophiliac that possesses a repressed desire to be gangraped by plethora of cold, mindless, unfeeling creatures with male genitalia. Also rendering you a homosexual. My prescription is a bullet to the temple, which shouldn't kill you immediately.

Giving me the opportunity to lay on top of you and groan "I SHOOOT YOUR BRAAAINS" while your incapacitated yet conscious and fully aware.

Do me, if you can get to it.
I was going to ask earlier, but the thread scared me.
Thanks.