Allow Me To Penetrate Your Psyche

[MrSmirkODouche]

The small amount of you that know me most likely believe I'm an irritating troll, which I am. But, all that aside. I'm honestly a major in psychology, and have practiced psychiatry in the past. (Which I do no longer.) I've dealt with a decent amount of troubled teens and there truly isn't much diversity between the sources and the diagnoses of their psychological condition.

I usually make moronic posts on here for my own amusement, hoping to get a response. Yes, trolling indeed. blah blah blah. But post here and I'll attempt to give you a psychological evaluation, through thorough investigation of your account, BBS posts, and general e-persona.

Let me ruin your happiness. Just reply, giving me consent to do so.

(Remember, it's all in fun kids.)

[SKS]

Me plz

[Parnassus]

Why dont I believe you?

Do me :D

[MrSmirkODouche]

At 10/20/09 06:18 AM, SKS wrote: Me plz

Alrighty, bubbro. After briefly skimming through your BBS posts, News Updates, and profile. I conclude you suffer from a minor general inferiority complex, occasionally attempting to reassure yourself of your intellectual capabilities and "wit". You've posted an image of yourself because you're insecure of your appearance, although not to the extent that it would prevent you uploading. Inquisitive of the response/feedback you would receive. ("Will they think I'm unsightly? I suppose I'll find out, it's not as if the opinion of strangers on a web community are really relevant, right?")

I've also drawn the conclusion with little sufficient basis that you're indeed a flaming homosexual, and would certainly enjoy your daddy ramming his 4 3/4" cock down your throat. You've inherited his small genitalia genes and have a 5" penis. I'm also certain that you have tiny fuck eggs. You never bother to shave your ass nor gooch, and are overall skeezy. (Nobody likes you, including myself.)

As a result of me being fatigued and there are insufficient amounts of personal information posted on your part, the rest of your disturbed psychological condition shall remain recondite.

[SKS]

LOLOL kthnx

[MrSmirkODouche]

At 10/20/09 06:37 AM, SKS wrote: LOLOL kthnx

Your welcome, quite honestly your photo had me a little tough in the briefs. Although your mother makes me as hard as a lumberjack.

[SKS]

I shall let her know.

[Gedveikur]

awesome, evaluate me :D

mememememe!

[MrSmirkODouche]

At 10/20/09 06:43 AM, SKS wrote: I shall let her know.

Attention Users: Just moments ago I slinked behind SKS as his masochistic ass used my post as a masturbatory aid. This is his anus.

Quite unsettling, eh?

[SKS]

My asshole is not gaping. So sir, I do not know who that is a picture of.

[iamgrimreaper]

It's interesting how you believe you can somehow "penetrate my psyche", in an attempt to give me an "e-Persona"... Go ahead... Try me... I don't believe you'll be able to tell anything more about me than my TRUE sign-up date.

You might even get that wrong.

[Zergzealot]

Me please! :D

[Sir-Hank-Frank]

I don't usually care for evaluation threads, but because it's you're one of three users on this site I like, DO ME

[MrSmirkODouche]

At 10/20/09 07:21 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: It's interesting how you believe you can somehow "penetrate my psyche", in an attempt to give me an "e-Persona"... Go ahead... Try me... I don't believe you'll be able to tell anything more about me than my TRUE sign-up date.

You might even get that wrong.

Incorrect, broseph. I'll penetrate your psyche like a hefty dosage of Jimson Weed. I will leave you feeling cornered and trapped. I'll fuck your grandmother's vagina while I stare at your mother's face for kicks.

But not now, I'm a bit occupied. You guys must remember I do shower on a daily basis, possess a social life and an extremely active sex-life. Mrsmirk can't attend to all of the reclusive virgins at once.

He shall return, after a session of sincere vagine pounding and slumber. And perhaps experimenting with Viagra on the above-quoted user's sister's vagina. Would it stimulate the clit?

We don't know.

[ScreamsToday]

At 10/20/09 06:40 AM, MrSmirkODouche wrote:

At 10/20/09 06:37 AM, SKS wrote: LOLOL kthnx

Your welcome, quite honestly your photo had me a little tough in the briefs. Although your mother makes me as hard as a lumberjack.

You're a psychology major and you can't even spell "You're"? I think you're full of shit. :)

[Fineas]

ooh me next!

[Bramly-apple]

ok then :D

[Anozke]

At 10/20/09 06:47 AM, MrSmirkODouche wrote: Quite unsettling, eh?

Quite unsettling, and thoroughly amusing. Therefore, I ask to be evaluated upon your return.

[JustAnotherUser]

Please, tell me about my deep emotional problems and stuff.

[aListers]

Although I am quite a noob try me.

[Mewtwig]

Ok then Mr Smart Arse, figure me out.

[142201]

Be gentle with me.

[ManiacCop2]

Go for it.

[AnalogStick]

Me, I'm more interesting than the rest :3

[nitrogyen]

me please

[Psycho666]

Try it buddy, I've been through the depths of madness and returned to know that all those who wish pain and suffering on others are broken souls. Whatever you can think of is no matter to me. The only things that truly anger me are the unjust. The unjust, I track them down and mug them, and let them know to never act again in my presence. Obviously, I'm not going to mug you. Just never hit a child in my prescence, steal from those undeserving, or cause pain to good people and we have no problems. Thats my rule, how are you going to make me feel bad about that?

At 10/20/09 06:14 AM, MrSmirkODouche wrote: The small amount of you that know me most likely believe I'm an irritating troll, which I am. But, all that aside. I'm honestly a major in psychology, and have practiced psychiatry in the past. (Which I do no longer.) I've dealt with a decent amount of troubled teens and there truly isn't much diversity between the sources and the diagnoses of their psychological condition.

I usually make moronic posts on here for my own amusement, hoping to get a response. Yes, trolling indeed. blah blah blah. But post here and I'll attempt to give you a psychological evaluation, through thorough investigation of your account, BBS posts, and general e-persona.

Let me ruin your happiness. Just reply, giving me consent to do so.

(Remember, it's all in fun kids.)

[DumbassDude]

Me please. This should be fucking funny.

[Sizzlebuzz]

If you're still doing these, do me.

[swaenK]

you're a whack fuck douche. You bust be a massive loser in real life, hiding behind a veil of intellect which is only a vast knowledge in how to suck dick.

[HighWayStar365]

I have AIDS. Help me