Forum Topic: Homemade Weapons :D

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Posted at: 10/19/09 10:52 PM

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I was sitting in class the other day and some kid was bragging about this belt buckle he bought, they were brass knuckles. He said he could take the whole class with them without breaking a sweat. Every other faggot in the room gave him a high five and complimented him while I laughed at him and told him he was a douche. Now I've been pretty arrogant in the past but this one takes the cake, I told him I could make a better pair of brass knuckles in my work shed. Little did he know I've never worked with anything harder than wood or pvc. He grinned and accepted, and told me to meet him at a gas station in a week.

I went home and drew some shitty designs on lined paper and cut them out. I found a thin sheet of metal in the shed and drew the design on the metal. I began drilling the holes where the rounded edges are and cut it out with a dremel tool. Then I smoothed the edges with the bench grinder and filed it the best I could. I went out and bought a god damned 1 inch drill bit for the finger holes which cost me 17 bucks. They fit alright with about a 1cm space between my fingers and the edge and the most important part(i think) where it rests against your palm fits quite snug. They still look like something a toddler could make but I'll work on that later. I still have 2 days until the contest.

Here's what they look like so far, don't hate because my scanner sucks ass.

Does anyone think I stand a chance of winning?

Homemade Weapons :D

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Posted at: 10/19/09 10:55 PM

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Make two just in case. You know, it's already plural so he can't call it cheating. Just lay him out right there and steal his. Then you'll have 3 brass knuckles'. See, that doesn't sound right. Plural. Tell him it was a riddle.

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Why the hell did you challenge someone to a fight with brass fucking knuckles? No matter if you win or not, you're still getting punched in the face with a big hunk of metal.

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You still may have a chance for murder.
End it, also that "douche" probably won't show up.

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Make the edges as sharp as you can. This way, he'll be gushing blood so fast that he'll give up. Plus, this will give more lulz. Bring back pictures.

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bring a shank just in case

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At 10/19/09 10:55 PM, Twilight wrote: Make two just in case. You know, it's already plural so he can't call it cheating. Just lay him out right there and steal his. Then you'll have 3 brass knuckles'. See, that doesn't sound right. Plural. Tell him it was a riddle.

Hahaha that gave me a good laugh..

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Looks like you'll cut your fingers if you make any sort of impact on him....maybe round off the cuts a bit more?


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At 10/19/09 10:56 PM, Diddy wrote: Looks like you'll cut your fingers if you make any sort of impact on him....maybe round off the cuts a bit more?

Yeah I just wanted to get the basic fit first and make sure when I drilled the holes I didn't fuck up and drill the metal between them out.

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Don't bring these to school when you're done though. You'll get expelled or something.


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At 10/19/09 10:56 PM, bobobo22 wrote: bring a shank just in case

And a dildo!

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my homemade weapon is my fist.

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Nice pair of hell on your fist kiddo.


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Be sure they are made your size, you don't want your fingers broken from the impact. I fought a bully years ago, he was wearing his father's brass knuckles. The poor stupid was strong, but really slow. He threw me to the floor and trying to hit my face, he hit the ground instead. I could hear his four fingers crackle and twist in a weird way. His father ended the job, giving him such an asskicking for stealing his brass knuckles that he went straight to the hospital.

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Dont forget to put on a 'Stinger'
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Just say you made something better and beat him soundly with an aluminum baseball bat, shouldn't bring brass knuckles to a bat fight as I always say

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At 10/19/09 11:14 PM, Ranchero wrote: Just say you made something better and beat him soundly with an aluminum baseball bat, shouldn't bring brass knuckles to a bat fight as I always say

lol I was expecting something more along the lines of "bring a gun and cap his ass", but I guess that isn't too far off. I could just make them look so diabolical that he wont want to fight whether they work well or not. Spikes with razor wire maybe? Or I could just put rubber around all of it except the spikes and wire an ATV battery to it.

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Now, trying to put some common sense into your head:
Are you gonna fight for a good reason, or are you just being a showoff like I think?
I can't deny I fought, but just to defend myself. Better think about you are going to do before somebody end fucked up (and that might possibly be you).

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i think that he wont show... and if he does i question why you would want to show the guy a better pair of brass nuckles then he has, while he has a pair of brass nuckles...
besides yours are compleatly real... more than likely his are aluminum to make them light... so they will break easier... the think is, you have already won... and lost....

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At 10/19/09 11:21 PM, korg53 wrote: Now, trying to put some common sense into your head:
Are you gonna fight for a good reason, or are you just being a showoff like I think?
I can't deny I fought, but just to defend myself. Better think about you are going to do before somebody end fucked up (and that might possibly be you).

Well I did have fun making them so I might just put them on display. But I'm not a good negotiator and there really isn't any way for me to back down without looking like an egotistical prick, someone who didn't take shop class, or a puss. I might just show them to him as proof and then not fight. The only fighting lessons I've ever taken was roughly 2 years of martial arts and a month or two of boxing. I'm not exactly built like ronnie coleman either...

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Bring a can of AIDS

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His brass knuckles are a belt buckle. I'm pretty sure they aren't genuine.

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At 10/19/09 11:43 PM, Scaler100 wrote: His brass knuckles are a belt buckle. I'm pretty sure they aren't genuine.

Exactly

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You made that with thin SHEET METAL? You need it to be at least a quarter inch, otherwise you'll slice through your fingers.


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Posted at: 10/19/09 11:59 PM

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Make a potato gun, yo.


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At 10/19/09 11:58 PM, Rig wrote: You made that with thin SHEET METAL? You need it to be at least a quarter inch, otherwise you'll slice through your fingers.

Half a centimeter of steel to be precise, they aren't the thickest but they sure do feel solid.

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If he calls the Popo, then you're fucked in the ass.

With a hunk of metal!

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Inside smooth
Outside not sharp, but rugged
Bring 2

Win.

RAWR.

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