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Making Blueprints of an Airplane and the automobile before anyone else goes for it.

Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct you will receive this post immediately after you saw the thread in the forum. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1841. The lightning bolt that hit Newgrounds' server building, caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled several servers, banned me from the forums, and sent me back to 1841. Unfortunately, the internets do not even exist yet!

I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the server databases. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.

I have buried the servers in the abandoned General Discussion Forum, adjacent to the Where is/How to Forum, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, they should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover them in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing them so that you can use forums again in the future. Once you have returned to 1985, please inform a mod to destroy this post.

Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me.

I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Marty, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. Your friend in time, Doc, XxRobJohnsonxX. September 1st, 1841.

Making fun of William Henry for dying 1 month into his office...

yeah, I went there.

I'd go insane because I can't survive in a world without technology.

You're forgetting about the Alien Invasions of '67
Cmon, what do they teach you kids in school these days?

Fighting in the First Opium War.

And raping Indian women. :3

At 10/20/09 04:24 AM, badassdude1234 wrote: Making Blueprints of an Airplane and the automobile before anyone else goes for it.

Make sure to patent it before Thomas Edison steals your shit.

Having interracial sex.

At 10/19/09 06:07 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I'm sawing my fiddle in a duel against the devil so I can win a fiddle of gold and keep my soul.

i fucking love you.

Being persecuted by the British, I've joined the IRB and in 50 years stage the Easter rising. Between 1846-51 Ireland was suffer from a number of different famines. These would have a drastic effect on the population with many people and other fleeing to other counties. The great famine in Ireland would become a major piece in Irish history but would also lay down the foundations of the Irish culture spreading to other parts of the world.

This new thing called the GAA has been formed which is good because it gives me something to do.

Gettin' the hell out of Dodge.

Looking for the newsboy so I can read about this new thing called electricity.

Burnin witches in Salem

At 10/19/09 06:07 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I'm sawing my fiddle in a duel against the devil so I can win a fiddle of gold and keep my soul.

so how did it go?

2 start I am hungry cuz burger shot doesnt exist im firsty becuse sprunk doesnt exist Im Bored cux theres no internet whats there to do

I'm laughing at the historically inaccurate posts in this thread.

At 10/19/09 06:03 PM, puddinN64 wrote: It is 100 years before America's entry into the Second World War. The last major American conflict was Texas's battle for independence from Mexico. The Californian Gold Rush won't be for another eight years and the current president is John Tyler.

...No it isnt. Anyways i'd be riding my stegasaurus with Jesus.

At 10/20/09 11:09 PM, Skwurll wrote: Having interracial sex.

Yeah im fast at work buying local indian women for beads, and using my marriage connections for land. also i have some well established moon shineries in operation, and im rather proud to say that after giving my horse steady doses of johnson & johnsons cocaine powder, hes fast enough to outrun any law man.

At 10/28/09 08:21 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I'm laughing at the historically inaccurate posts in this thread.

Hey. I'm old school and I burn witches. Don't hate me cause I'm different.

I'm sitting in my grandparent's house, reading the newspaper, and wondering why my elected officials in that White House up north have continuously broken the wishes of old President Washington, and formed these political parties that seem to be taking over everything.

Hell, those Democrats even want us to spread over to that barren land to the west! What kind of crazy mess is that?

No it's not

Killing headcrabs, the zerg and the covenant to save humanity.

At 10/28/09 08:58 PM, ChickenReaper wrote: No it's not

Yes it is. Look outside. See the slaves?

BUILDING NUKES TO KILL NAZIS

Probably a prince or a farmer in India :)

minin' fer' gold YEEEHAWWW

I'm living in Mexico and complaining about just how idiotic Santa Anna is.

...no, really.

At 10/19/09 06:03 PM, puddinN64 wrote: The Year is 1841.

No it's not.

At 10/28/09 08:12 PM, iBagel wrote: Burnin witches in Salem

you're about 150 years off.

I go on NG and make a shitty thread about it.