Things I had done at 15

[poxpower]

- Ran a marathon
- Met Arnold Schwarzenegger and has dinner with him
- Visited 43 countries
- Had a comet named after me
- Lost my virginity 5 times
- Acquired 23 patents
- Made my first million
- Was nominated for a daytime Emmy
- Had risen to Sergeant in the US army
And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

So what have YOU done, huh?

[Jackdabomb]

Bs. You can't have beaten LoZ

[armorwarrior]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

You are a fucking liar.

What have YOU done?

I... Had fun I guess...

[therealanimator]

hm...pox power i dont believe you completed the orcarina of time twice.

[Freaki-boy92]

not that much really...

[Digital-Terror]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Ran a marathon

I've been in a few races.

- Met Arnold Schwarzenegger and has dinner with him

I've met celebrities, but none as big as Arnie :(

- Visited 43 countries

I've gone to 3.

- Had a comet named after me

Had I given an effort, I could spend a couple nights with a telescope and get the same thing done.

- Lost my virginity 5 times

Were you "purified" 5 times, then?

- Acquired 23 patents

2...

- Made my first million

Million what?

- Was nominated for a daytime Emmy

I have a feeling you're bullshitting now.

- Had risen to Sergeant in the US army

I was in boy scouts...

And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

Only twice? You pathetic little runt.

[SatanHam]

i call bullshit.

i beat hayloeh on teh legendaries moed.

[SirWolfy]

Oh yeah, well my sister is Chuck Norris! And my best friend's lawyer once saw Bruce Lee at the bus station, buying a McDonalds burger! AND, this one time, I went out to go shopping, and everyone was like, "Ohhh Wolfy, you're soooo hawt!" and then I got paid £80,000,000,000 for being awesome! Then I went home to my mansion and sat in my golden throne, laughing manically as my slaves polished the ground below me.

then i woke up

[geterkikzkid]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote:

And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

So what have YOU done, huh?

Is that sarcasm?
I used to finish that game 1-2 times a day.
Weird, that's when I was 15.
(I had an obsession)

[Ass-Crumb]

My accomplishments:

* Won 100$ in an essay contest
* Jacked off 7 times in one day once
* Lost virginity
* Beaten TLoZ: OoT a few times

Yeah, you're right, I'm actually pretty sure I do suck.

[Luke-Bassett]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Ran a marathon
- Met Arnold Schwarzenegger and has dinner with him
- Visited 43 countries
- Had a comet named after me
- Lost my virginity 5 times
- Acquired 23 patents
- Made my first million
- Was nominated for a daytime Emmy
- Had risen to Sergeant in the US army
And best for last:

So what have YOU done, huh?

my instincts want to believe you but winning a daytime emmy? fail.

[Oyajitchi-sama]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time

How the hell is beating The Legend of Zelda the best out of all of them?

:2 times in one month

That explains it.

[truegamer1]

Lets see

Go to college-still going
Beat Oot once
made about 1000 dollars
make 6 art sketches
get banned about 4 or 5 times
get two(? can't remember if it's two) voice acting job

[LaneTheSlain]

I'm thirteen and the only things I havent done much except have suckish Halo 3 skills...

[portalwarpedJP]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Ran a marathon

i've been in a marathon once.

- Met Arnold Schwarzenegger and has dinner with him

i'm jellyous. i've never met any famous people :(

- Visited 43 countries

2 for me

- Had a comet named after me

i tried, but failed

- Lost my virginity 5 times

wait wut?

- Acquired 23 patents

damn

- Made my first million

a million what, to be more precise?

- Was nominated for a daytime Emmy

ha. ha.

- Had risen to Sergeant in the US army

haven't been in the army

And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

BLASPHEMY

So what have YOU done, huh?

some random shit

[AlphaCentauri]

Hmmm, I uh, no wait... Oh! That time I- no... oh man! How could I forget.... oh, I did forget it.

Not much, I guess.

[misterchees0]

- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

I.
SMELL.

BULLLSSSHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT.

Also, i'm stalking you.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

[KennyD]

So its ok for mods to make spam threads, right?

[chubbthehippo]

At 10/19/09 05:01 PM, truegamer1 wrote: Lets see

Go to college-still going
Beat Oot once
made about 1000 dollars
make 6 art sketches
get banned about 4 or 5 times
get two(? can't remember if it's two) voice acting job

Fssh I've been banned for atleast 6 months overall.

[lifeofmystery]

At 10/19/09 04:56 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: My accomplishments:

* Won 100$ in an essay contest
* Jacked off 7 times in one day once
* Lost virginity
* Beaten TLoZ: OoT a few times

Yeah, you're right, I'm actually pretty sure I do suck.

only seven? my record was 16 times, but i had to stop cause i was afraid of injury of the hand.

[turboNEGROID]

Sucked millions of dicks

[BlassD]

At 10/19/09 04:56 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: My accomplishments:

* Jacked off 7 times in one day once

How?SIR I DEMAND AN ANSWER.

[Hoeloe]

By 15, I had divided by zero.

Beat THAT.

[kchrules]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Lost my virginity 5 times

You can't loose your virginity more than once dumbass

- Made my first million

At 15, doing what, flipping burgers?

- Had risen to Sergeant in the US army

You can't even enter the army until your 18

And best for last:
- Finished Zelda: The Ocarina of time 2 times in one month

NO WAY U FUCKING LIAR, The first time I played this game (around 8,9,10) I got stuck in the deku tree, there is no way you did that
:let alone twice

So what have YOU done, huh?

Uhh I'm 14 sorry, I'll be 15 soon tho

[Lost-Chances]

I caused 9/11.

[SessileNomad]

ocarina of time isnt that hard, i beat it in like a week

[Hoeloe]

At 10/19/09 05:50 PM, SessileNomad wrote: ocarina of time isnt that hard, i beat it in like a week

*'palm*

[Mendou]

Low Self-Esteem today, Pox?

[FatJoe214]

At 10/19/09 04:51 PM, poxpower wrote: - Lost my virginity 5 times

You can only loose it once dumbass.

So what have YOU done, huh?

I had a threesome with Pam Anderson and Marilyn Monroe,had dinner with JFK, had dinner with The guy who killed JFK, had dinner with the guy who killed the guy who killed JFK, oh and I killed fiffty men at WW2 and killed Adolf Hitler and General Tojo and then went on to beat Halo 685 on legendary five times in one day.

[Gagsy]

I gave up.