Paranormal Activity: Fail

[SuperShad]

Paranormal Activity is quite possibly the worst way to spend money. It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project, and it's not even scary. You can totally tell what's gonna happen.

I can't believe I just spent $8 to watch people talk for an hour and a half.

[RubberTrucky]

I know, I had the same thing with that whole U2 concert thing a while back. If I wanted to see people sing, I could watch my 2 year old nephew do that for free. Artist in general suck and are not worth giving money for.

[Sekhem]

it was awful

even for it's meager budget

in other news i just watched a low budget action film this morning called the tournament and it kicked ass

watch that instead

[quagmire690]

but thats what makes them so perfect... they pray off the suckers in this world to give them 8 dollars and then you can go f yourself and they can laugh at you for supporting them...

[Jamoke]

Could anyone possibly elaborate more? Like just how predictable it was and give examples? This movie got my curiosity peeked for just a split second, but I don't have high hopes for it. Especially not after that hokey "go online and demand this movie" hype campaign they broke out for this one. I just want to know for certain if I should skip it outright or at least go see it for free, because I'm sure I don't want to pay for it regardless. I don't care about spoilers.

[robin1232]

did you consider the blair witch project scary then?

I tought it sucked

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 10/19/09 02:53 PM, Jamoke wrote: Could anyone possibly elaborate more? Like just how predictable it was and give examples? This movie got my curiosity peeked for just a split second, but I don't have high hopes for it. Especially not after that hokey "go online and demand this movie" hype campaign they broke out for this one. I just want to know for certain if I should skip it outright or at least go see it for free, because I'm sure I don't want to pay for it regardless. I don't care about spoilers.

Go get your girl and go watch that movie. If you hate it I'll put $16 bucks in your paypal.

You know how lil nerdy cunts get all uppity about shit when it becomes popular and then hate and rage on it whilst they're on the internet? Yeah....

This movie has my stamp of approval. Shit was crazy.

[supersayinlink]

At 10/19/09 02:54 PM, robin1232 wrote: did you consider the blair witch project scary then?

I tought it sucked

it did.

also a friend of mine went to see the movie and it sucked so bad they got up and got there money back.

[EtchASketchClock]

Great movie.
Fuck off.

[scetch00]

The movie was really good for me & my friends.

My school won't shut up about it either.

[deathhold333]

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: Paranormal Activity is quite possibly the worst way to spend money. It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project, and it's not even scary. You can totally tell what's gonna happen.

I can't believe I just sucked penis to watch people talk for an hour and a half.

well ghost hunters dont s9olve anything except that their show is gay

[tarahloveshentai]

I think it's funny because I've been hearing alot of people say how crazy awesome it is and one of the best scary movies ever.

I went to go see it but due to unseen events, I failed.

[greensucksbluerules]

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project

That's alright. The Blair Witch Project is a rip off of Cannibal Holocaust.

[junkas]

Spoiler Alert: Micah wants to be the guy. You can just guess what happens next.

[ViZi]

The Blair Witch Project sucked but this movie.....this movie was great. It was kinda slow starting off but once you get about 45-minutes into it gets good. Not so thrilled about the ending though.

[SatanHam]

This film has been rated R for language.
no blood or violence?
or horrific scenes.

something doesn't add up.
they should have called it a bad movie with crude language, and horrible acting.
instead of 2009's scariest movie.

[Rockyusa]

It may suck, but i'm still gonna watch it! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

I knew it was going to suck when I realized there were no clips from the actual movie in the previews, just (Probably fake) reaction shots of the audience.

[Terrorize]

It was okay i would have been happier spending my money else where. Shaky camera the whole time. Most of the movie is people acting stupid about the whole situation and nothing else going on. It tries to do a few quick screamer, shock type scares. Other then that their really isn't anything scary just some things that seem a bit freaky but nothing special.

(spoiler kind of) the girl standing over the bed looking at Mica. (end spoiler)

It didn't seem like anyone that was in the movie seemed to happy about it after it ended. Which was a god awful ending and just seemed like they ran out of time and had to cut short kind of ending.

[Rallard]

Movies are $10.50 here, what the hell...

I might watch it, if my friends are down. The rated R movies tend to be harder to sneak into though, since they got security outside the doors sometimes.

[95688kage]

At 10/19/09 02:53 PM, Jamoke wrote: Could anyone possibly elaborate more? Like just how predictable it was and give examples? This movie got my curiosity peeked for just a split second, but I don't have high hopes for it. Especially not after that hokey "go online and demand this movie" hype campaign they broke out for this one. I just want to know for certain if I should skip it outright or at least go see it for free, because I'm sure I don't want to pay for it regardless. I don't care about spoilers.

Yeah the the only reason they did that is because it was low-budget. It came out in my town.

It was the ordinary quiet then bang crap.

[aSquared94]

None of my friends can sleep.

[95688kage]

At 10/19/09 04:29 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project

That's alright. The Blair Witch Project is a rip off of Cannibal Holocaust.

Cannible holocaust is a ripoff to Hannible

[FatJoe214]

I went and saw it kinda sucked but damn I made like $100 selling bootleg copies in my neighborhood and $60 at school.

[TheRipper00]

At 10/19/09 03:40 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:53 PM, Jamoke wrote: Could anyone possibly elaborate more? Like just how predictable it was and give examples? This movie got my curiosity peeked for just a split second, but I don't have high hopes for it. Especially not after that hokey "go online and demand this movie" hype campaign they broke out for this one. I just want to know for certain if I should skip it outright or at least go see it for free, because I'm sure I don't want to pay for it regardless. I don't care about spoilers.

Go get your girl and go watch that movie. If you hate it I'll put $16 bucks in your paypal.

You know how lil nerdy cunts get all uppity about shit when it becomes popular and then hate and rage on it whilst they're on the internet? Yeah....

This movie has my stamp of approval. Shit was crazy.

Im with Poozy on this one. I demanded it, Took the Women she loved it, I was quite entertained. Its cool go watch it. Blair Witch Style yes, still holds it's own and has its creepy parts down pat.

[111122223138]

At 10/19/09 06:37 PM, 95688kage wrote:

At 10/19/09 04:29 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project

That's alright. The Blair Witch Project is a rip off of Cannibal Holocaust.

Cannible holocaust is a ripoff to Hannible

hannible is a rip-off of stephen king

right?

[EclecticEnnui]

I really liked the film. Since I saw it at a midnight screening, the audience's reactions were just like in the trailer. Some screamed at moments, and I could hear a lot of uneasy noises and talking. Although I did know the scares were coming, they were unpredictable as to where they would actually come from and they could just be little things. What partly makes the film suspenseful is the naturalistic acting, like how the couple, who are mainly the only characters, react to their surroundings. Yeah, it has a good amount of talking, but it's used to develop the characters, and it's funny sometimes, like the guy's reason for getting ahold of an Ouija board. The audience I saw it with laughed, too. So, I disagree. It was well worth my time.

At 10/19/09 04:29 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project

That's alright. The Blair Witch Project is a rip off of Cannibal Holocaust.

The Blair Witch Project filmmakers didn't even know of Cannibal Holocaust's existence when they were filming their movie.

[ryanson209]

At 10/19/09 04:29 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: That's alright. The Blair Witch Project is a rip off of Cannibal Holocaust.

Proof!! I demand proof!!

Actually, I think I know what you're talking about.

So instead of watching Paranormal Activity, I should definitely waste my money on Where the Wild Things Are. Problem solved.

[Vortex]

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: Paranormal Activity is quite possibly the worst way to spend money. It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project, and it's not even scary. You can totally tell what's gonna happen.

I can't believe I just spent $8 to watch people talk for an hour and a half.

For real , waste of money. Mika was a character though , more funny than scary

[RiuTenshin]

I personally thought it sucked.
Then again, I got in for free, so no harm done.