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At 10/19/09 03:26 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: cartoon for a younger audience

Despite most of its viewers being younger, the Simpsons is focused on adults.
The moral behind every episode and most of its jokes wouldn't be understood by children,
which is why i have no idea why it is so popular.

At 10/19/09 02:40 PM, Jamoke wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:31 PM, Jack wrote: I'm surprised his erection isn't featured in the shadow.

*points finger at nose*

Impressive, Jamoke

At 10/19/09 02:29 PM, Mulchings wrote: Lois Griffin is hotter.

Agreed.

At 10/19/09 03:37 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 10/19/09 02:29 PM, Mulchings wrote: Lois Griffin is hotter.

Agreed.

you always got this

It's really creepy seeing a cartoon character like that with almost realistic nipples.

Oh, Miss June! You do your job well.

mad lame

Bart must be mortified.

At 10/19/09 03:36 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 10/19/09 03:26 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: cartoon for a younger audience

Despite most of its viewers being younger, the Simpsons is focused on adults.
The moral behind every episode and most of its jokes wouldn't be understood by children,
which is why i have no idea why it is so popular.

A lot of childrens cartoons have higher quality humor than the modern simpsons.
Kids probably have no problem understanding the jokes.

who masturbates to magazines anyways

Wow where did you get these pictures?

At 10/20/09 12:42 AM, Canas wrote: who masturbates to magazines anyways

i like to jack off to these rly old national geographics i found & pretend im a sexually confused boy in the 1950s; its a p. hot fantasy in my humble opinion

The next prime minister of Japan is going to be a blow up doll of Haruhi Suzumiya in a bikini.

this thread has tits in it that is pornography and that is a no no please fix this

Good lord.

and there was a naked marge in an official simpsons sticker book from germany or wherever

At 10/20/09 01:00 AM, Minion777 wrote: this thread has tits in it that is pornography and that is a no no please fix this

Agreed! I was just reading up on the Newgrounds.com Bulletin Board System General Forum rules, and it clearly states that:

"Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or if you're posting to the Art Forum and it's relevant rather than downright perverted."

I don't want to have to report this, but it's my job... sorry OP.

At 10/20/09 12:58 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: The next prime minister of Japan is going to be a blow up doll of Haruhi Suzumiya in a bikini.

I actually think life would be more fun and we'd get more shit done if we were led by inflatable cartoon characters in unmentionables.

Take that Osama Bin Laden :D

At 10/20/09 12:57 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 10/20/09 12:42 AM, Canas wrote: who masturbates to magazines anyways

i like to jack off to these rly old national geographics i found & pretend im a sexually confused boy in the 1950s; its a p. hot fantasy in my humble opinion

i was once a young boy as I traveled through the african savanna with my rich father who owned a diamond mine and many many chocolate people sometimes he would let me see the chocolate women naked and he would fight with them naked and he would make them cry but I knew my daddy was a good man because my mommy said so back home where my nanny would show me naughty movies from america when I couldn't go to work with my daddy because it was too dangerous but I often saw lions and antelope and giraffes

How have I reached page 2 of this thread without seeing any blue bush??

At 10/20/09 01:06 AM, Canas wrote:

At 10/20/09 12:57 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 10/20/09 12:42 AM, Canas wrote: who masturbates to magazines anyways

i like to jack off to these rly old national geographics i found & pretend im a sexually confused boy in the 1950s; its a p. hot fantasy in my humble opinion

i was once a young boy as I traveled through the african savanna with my rich father who owned a diamond mine and many many chocolate people sometimes he would let me see the chocolate women naked and he would fight with them naked and he would make them cry but I knew my daddy was a good man because my mommy said so back home where my nanny would show me naughty movies from america when I couldn't go to work with my daddy because it was too dangerous but I often saw lions and antelope and giraffes

holy shit my dick is so hard it hurts; i feel like im finna nut all over my g**h d**n monitor.

i wish to arrange some sort of deal where you write stories for my privately & i will pay you 20USD per story and/or trade you illustrations of your stories for the text & we can go into business together and start an erotic newsletter that updates biweekly. or mayhaps you already have a website & i could sign up for membership??? i wouldnt mind, it just cant show up on my moms cc bill

You didn't put NSFW in the title. Also, I'd lol at who gets an erection while watching that shit.

I'm alone in thinking those pictures were hilarious?

At 10/20/09 01:48 AM, MadCow wrote: i wish to arrange some sort of deal where you write stories for my privately & i will pay you 20USD per story and/or trade you illustrations of your stories for the text & we can go into business together and start an erotic newsletter that updates biweekly. or mayhaps you already have a website & i could sign up for membership??? i wouldnt mind, it just cant show up on my moms cc bill

my life is not a story it is an unfolding of events and given the proper copyrights and such it could be retold for a small fee of fourteen easy payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling of my hopes and dreams followed by a series of bees

killer

bees

At 10/19/09 03:36 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 10/19/09 03:26 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: cartoon for a younger audience

Despite most of its viewers being younger, the Simpsons is focused on adults.
The moral behind every episode and most of its jokes wouldn't be understood by children,
which is why i have no idea why it is so popular.

seriously, who gives a fuck? little kids aren't going to be looking at playboy magazines anyways...

I lol'd

At 10/20/09 01:03 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 10/20/09 01:00 AM, Minion777 wrote: this thread has tits in it that is pornography and that is a no no please fix this

Agreed! I was just reading up on the Newgrounds.com Bulletin Board System General Forum rules, and it clearly states that:

"Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or if you're posting to the Art Forum and it's relevant rather than downright perverted."

I don't want to have to report this, but it's my job... sorry OP

It's your job? Gosh no wonder, you are a female, the guardians of the internetz! You must be sexually frustrated or something, when you see a pornographic ad do you report to your parents crying?

You must feel really proud of yourself, the little shinny star in your heart is glowing with pride! I'm such an angel

They should have made her hair down.
Then it's hotter.

AMIDOINITRITE

I think the pictures are great. They went with the old pin-up style for Marge, which is very fitting. Her questionnaire answers were pretty amusing too.

Marge rules.

Strangely enough this turns me on.