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Posted at: 10/19/09 04:54 AM
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I need ideas for interesting ways a spy would be able to kill another spy. :3
I already have: One spy swings from a rope and shoots the other in the air. One spy teleports behind the other and shoots him from behind.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 05:02 AM
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Attempts to suffocate one with a big black trash bag. While he struggles, the spy frees a hand and repeatedly clubs him over the head with an obscure food nearby, like a trout or uncooked chicken.
So, comes up from behind, pulls the bag over the spy's head, wrestles him to the ground, and beats him senseless over the head with food until the other spy is still.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 05:04 AM
Boiling hot water to the crotch.
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:05 AM
Planting an earwig in his ear while asleep.
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:07 AM
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One of them should have a stroke some where.
Just, so, like.
I dunno. Patio?
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Sedating the spy, and when he wakes up, he finds that most of him has been eaten by pigs, and they are continuing to do so. The spy responsible for feeding him to pigs is casually doing Sudoku or a Crossword puzzle nearby, and proceeds to set his magazine aside, and club him to stop the screaming.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 05:18 AM
At 10/19/09 05:07 AM, Phobotech wrote: ...How am I doing? Are these good?
Yeah, these are really good... I'd like to peak inside your head and see what's going on in there...
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:34 AM
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put them on a rotating wheel with a blindfold on and then throwing knives at him
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spy pops up from manhole and shoots other spy with silenced magnum
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:37 AM
spy plants bomb on other spys shoes with a step counter and when it gets to 200... BOOM!
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:38 AM
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Spy dies of old age.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 05:39 AM
At 10/19/09 05:38 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Spy dies of old age.
lol.. nice
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:42 AM
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Stabbing a machete in both of the spy's testicles. Planting a nuclear bomb in his cock and detonating. Stabbing his eyeballs slowly with a rusty spoon, squish...squish...squish... Forcing him to drink a large amount of petrol, and quickly dropping a flame down his throat. Quickly cricking his neck the whole way.
I know, not very original, bite me.
:Fucking die.
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:54 AM
At 10/19/09 05:42 AM, GlayWare wrote: I know, not very original, bite me. Fucking die.
Fucking die.
Man, that's fucking sick.
Posted at: 10/19/09 05:55 AM
At 10/19/09 05:54 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: At 10/19/09 05:42 AM, GlayWare wrote: I know, not very original, bite me. Fucking die.Man, that's fucking sick.
What is?
Oh and also, you could force him to eat his mutilated rusty eyeballs. AND. You could slowly cut into his cock with the rusty spoon as well. And slowly the spoon goes into his testicles...
Posted at: 10/19/09 06:00 AM
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Spy goes into family dollar, employee swings his box cutter around and accidentally slashes spy's throat.Spy bleeds to death and dies in family dollar.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 06:08 AM
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one spy kills the other spy by shooting him
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Posted at: 10/19/09 06:10 AM
At 10/19/09 06:08 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: one spy kills the other spy by shooting him
That idea is too cute and fuzzy.
Posted at: 10/19/09 07:37 AM
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Spy starts to burn down the house the other spy lives in, but places a shallow kiddie pool of gasoline outside of his room window.
The spy, being a trained spy and all, would dive out of his window since his door is blocked by fire, right into a pool of gasoline which is then ignited by the other spy.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 07:54 AM
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Get an island. Invest in a golden gun, get other spies to come to your island; kill them in your maze made of mirrors.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 08:05 AM
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The spy sends something disappointing or unnerving or tells some really bad news to the other spy on Facebook. Like "I think your mom died, dude I'm at the hospital she's doing really bad" or something.
So, the other spy would then go out to his balcony and contemplate the loss of his mother, then the other spy would swoop in from a helicopter and use a meat cleaver to chop the other spies head off.
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Posted at: 10/19/09 08:10 AM
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RABID MOLES.
'Nuff said.
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