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At 10/19/09 02:59 PM, rockleefanlj wrote: Oh my god! :D It's Fail Troll! :D Oi! You! Lookin at this message! Yeah, you. Stop feedin the troll, don't ya remember the little thread he had before?

we're on newgroups now?

that's news to me!

That shit sucks so fucking bad.
Your dad is an asshole.

I would say "Cool Story, bro!", but last time, I got banned so...

... if your dad broke your computer, then how are you on Newgrounds?

The way you and your dad are behaving towards eachother is making me want to facepalm.

You should challenge him to a fight. If he agrees, he dosen't love you.

This is an easily solved situation. While your dads passed out on the couch get a pillow and smother him, simple. It doesn't leave any traces and you can just say he was extremely drunk and they'll probably assume he died from alcohol poisoning.

Since your dad's passed out, take a knife and go cut his throat!

Tie him to a chair and when he awakes from his drunken slumber, cut his penis off.
That oughta teach him not to watch porn.

Posted in the wrong forum.

At 10/18/09 08:41 PM, The-Scourge wrote: Break his stuff while he's still asleep, then when he wakes up till him that he did it, and the fact that your computer is broken is proof that you didn't do it.

Now that's just fucking stupid.

I hate when parents go nuts at you slamming things and then when you tell them to leave you alone they won't.

Just kill people

What was on animal planet?

This is all I could think of while I was reading the OP's.

That was an interesting read, a bit over the top, but interesting.
Also, this part gave me a good laugh

At 10/18/09 08:30 PM, DementedNephew wrote: on the verge of tears about how dysfunctional my family is and how my mentally disabled little sister gets no support .

kill your father is it really that hard to figure out i mean anyone who would act like that deserves to fucking die but before that i noticed one thing thats implosible with your story you said he was drunk but more then once he seemed to be able to move at an incredible speed im not sure what to say about that so yeah have fun murdering that fucker

I call BS!

"YOUR SON IS A BRAT"

No one says brat anymore!

Your full of bullshit, like your previous whine-fest, you ignore any real comments or suggestions apart from ones that allow you to bitch more, seriously, prove to me and everyone else by doing so.

Quote and comment to a genuinely constructive or disputive reply, and I won't consider you a pile of shit, failure of a human being.

At 10/18/09 08:40 PM, JuniorxXxX wrote: You could call the Cpa and tell them your dads a no good fucking drunk.

dont forget about saying he molested you.

At 10/18/09 08:33 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: NEEEEAAAAAAAR FAAAAAAAARWHEREEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE
WHEREEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE
I BEEEEELIEVE THAT THE HEART WILL
THE HEART WILL GO ON AND
ONNNNNNNNNNN

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO QUOTE TITANIC

*Smacks Gary back and forth*

At 10/19/09 05:36 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Your full of bullshit, like your previous whine-fest, you ignore any real comments or suggestions apart from ones that allow you to bitch more, seriously, prove to me and everyone else by doing so.

Quote and comment to a genuinely constructive or disputive reply, and I won't consider you a pile of shit, failure of a human being.

nope, you may believe what you wish buddy. i didnt fabricate any of this, the ordeal is over now though.

also, i do appreciate and reply to those who give advise and don't automatically presume im bullshitting.

Obvious troll is obvious

That story is total bull

At 10/18/09 09:05 PM, Acid wrote: Eh, I wouldn't worry about your girlfriend. It's not like you're going to find a lifelong partner at your age.

Just get a job and start saving money, or work on your schoolwork. Or work on some other long term goal. It will get your mind off of things, boost your self esteem, and you will feel pretty much awesome.

Also know that no matter how shitty your life is, there's always someone out there who has it worse (Probably the majority). and no matter how shitty your life is right now, you can work to make it better.

Even if you have to kiss your parent's asses.

Good post. You've got to stop allowing others to control your life; your Dad being drunk, sister mentally challenged, Mom w/e can't stop you from doing anything. As for your "girlfriend" at your age, those relationships never last anyways...that break up could've been much worse (I've had one at Senior Year Prom dance...) don't worry about it, you'll forget her in a couple of weeks anyways, even though you don't believe it now. The computer: your father bought it in the first place. Could he have chosen a more "tactful" way of getting his message across? Certainly, but he didn't take something that you had earned through your own time and sweat. It was GIVEN to you, or you were GIVEN permission to use it.

Life can be hard sometimes, but it only sucks as much as you let it. Try keeping a positive mindset. You get as much out of life as you allow yourself to.

If I were you, I'd go hit the gym or go for a run right now. It sounds like you've got too much on your mind and need to think things through.

At 10/19/09 03:34 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: I would say "Cool Story, bro!", but last time, I got banned so...

... if your dad broke your computer, then how are you on Newgrounds?

Read the OP...

At 9/20/09 10:00 AM, DementedNephew wrote:

:i still hate my family, i still don't give a shit, and im still going to see my GF. something you don't have rofl.

That's from another thread....
karma much?

Like PhysX said, the pc was not yours, it was your parents. That was definitely an asshole thing for him to do but he can do what he wants with his stuff. As for the girlfriend, get over it. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but you're in high school. High school relationships are not real, you do not love her, she does not love you. Period. Don't argue. They are great practice for later in life when you have matured a little more and know what you want, but right now no relationship is going to be serious or long term. That's just how it is.

I'm sure this has been said plenty in this thread but I'll say it once more. Your dad needs help. Drunk dads are not good dads and are certainly a bad influence on their kids. I don't recommend you get a job so you can move out asap at 18, you need to focus on your school work right now. What needs to happen is you need to tell somebody what's going on. Is your dad going to get in trouble? Most likely if he hits you and drinks often but something needs to be done. Talk to a school counselor. They are free. Once you're out of high school you have to pay for counseling and it costs a lot. Use what you can get now for free. You can also call the police but I probably wouldn't do that right away unless you felt you were in danger.

....I just went through the thread a little more and read that you were 13 so I guess you're not quite in high school yet, but everything I said still applies. Just pretend the word high school says junior high instead! Whatever you decide to do, good luck.

At 10/20/09 04:58 AM, DementedNephew wrote:

At 10/19/09 05:36 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Your full of bullshit, like your previous whine-fest, you ignore any real comments or suggestions apart from ones that allow you to bitch more, seriously, prove to me and everyone else by doing so.

Quote and comment to a genuinely constructive or disputive reply, and I won't consider you a pile of shit, failure of a human being.

nope, you may believe what you wish buddy. i didnt fabricate any of this, the ordeal is over now though.

also, i do appreciate and reply to those who give advise and don't automatically presume im bullshitting.

I don't know if your bullshiting, I just think your full of shit.

Your last thread made you look like an arsehole, this one makes you look like a lier. Both of them make you look like a pussy.

That is a disfunctional family, but every family has problems, the only difference between you and me is that my sister is partially disabled, and yours is mentally disabled...

Oh yeah, and im not a cunt to my dad and I don't bitch on the internet, there, that is all that seperates me and you.

become a serial killer you stupid fuck

nah just playin! Your family is fucked up

A normal person would have dealt with this on his own.

You instead chose to ask a bunch of random people on the internet.

I was going to post something telling you how spoiled you are for insulting your parents like some NG threads I've seen, but if that's all true, I guess I do feel sorry for ya.

Things will be better soon, seriously. Your dad will probably realize what he did when he's sober.

Anti-social much?
By the way, things won't get better either kill yourself or complain about it here and BAAAAAAAAAAW with all the other people like you.

Be strong, kid. You'll be fine. Use them as an example as how not to turn out in life, okay? Try as hard as possible to not be like your dad. Fly under the radar, keep to yourself, keep away from home. You'll be fine.