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At 10/18/09 08:39 PM, DementedNephew wrote:

At 10/18/09 08:36 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At first, I was considering hitting "go back one page". But I read it and had a good laugh. Thank you, I appreciate it. Also, tell a teacher that you dad is a drunk and beats you. That usually gets the ball rolling.

ah yeah because my misfortunes are funny. no not really. although i would laugh at you if you were in this situation. im not making this up.

i hope my dad stays asleep for a while, no forget that, i hope he's dead. i tried calling my mother's cellphone no answer. no clue where she is, most likely my grandparent's house.

It is funny if you won't grow a damn spine and get yourself some help to deal with him.

From your profile you look like you can at least stand up for yourself physically anyway.

If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

At 10/19/09 04:00 AM, Reckon wrote: If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

why did this take three pages to be asked?

Also dude stand up to yourself or just wait until your 15 or 16 and when you have those repressed memories,you'll finally snap and fuck up your dad.Then you will show dominance and he will leave you alone.(that's my theory)

Good to see you following in his footsteps.

Is your dad normally abusive like this or just when he's drunk as hell? If he is, try calling the police, if he isn't, just call for some medical help considering he probably has alcohol poisoning.

whoah...... and i thought my life sucked

At 10/18/09 08:30 PM, DementedNephew wrote: mentally disabled little sister gets no support .

Cool sob story, bro.

*inhales*

Sorry, bro.

At 10/18/09 08:38 PM, M-Y wrote: He can actually get arrested for attempted assault

depends on where he lives, in Holland I saw someone get away with attempted homocide with 5 fucking witnesses (one of wich was me)

At 10/19/09 04:04 AM, truegamer1 wrote:

At 10/19/09 04:00 AM, Reckon wrote: If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

why did this take three pages to be asked?

Because you two didn't read this.

At 10/18/09 08:30 PM, DementedNephew wrote: so i went down the basement onto my dad's computer.

Tell your teacher or someone else that can help you with this stuff.

How to harden the fuck up.
1) Let balls drop.
2) Quit your bitching.
3) Tell the bitch you don't care.
4) Stop giving a fuck.

Complete in any order you want,

At 10/18/09 08:39 PM, DementedNephew wrote: i hope my dad stays asleep for a while, no forget that, i hope he's dead.

You can go check on him with a crowbar or a kitchen knife. Take care not to wake him up, drunk people get real upset when they wake up with a piece of metal jabed in their liver.

At 10/19/09 04:00 AM, Reckon wrote: If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

I was thinking this the WHOLE time, at least someone around here has the common sence to see we are getting trolled

alright, update: my mother and sister and now home but my father had to be taken to the hospital around 4:45 AM this morning. he finally woke up, as he walked to the bathroom he fainted and i called an ambulance for him. he should be alright, supposedly i did good by rolling him over as he was vomiting. could've died. my mom told me "I'm so so sorry baby" for leaving me here alone.... right.

my mentally disabled sister is playing video games in her room right now, heh. I suppose this shitstorm's over or at least i hope it is. i had the opportunity to murder my father last night, and quite frightening is that if i were angry enough i would to it too.

idk how im going to repair/replace my broken pc, we cant afford a new one. even the budget ones. another thing that pisses me off, we're so poor. but idk. ill use my dads for a little bit.

At 10/19/09 10:39 AM, Odie147 wrote:

At 10/19/09 04:00 AM, Reckon wrote: If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

I was thinking this the WHOLE time, at least someone around here has the common sence to see we are getting trolled

uh dumbass, read the first page, im using my dad's pc. he broke mine. christ, hate it when people just read the title and reply.

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

And your profile pic. Seriously, you could have fucking smacked him right in the face, you're no little fragile 10-year old kid. You're probably 16 or older.

Your dad is troubled. He needs beers, hugs and cock grabs.

What a fucking asshole.
Call the cops or something.

This shit again?

At 10/18/09 11:34 PM, DementedNephew wrote: this is the one and only time im seriously consulting NG for sincere advise...

Get the fuck out, the way you said you talk to your dad in your last whineing session makes me think he deserves to smack you around abit.

Your a dick, a complete fucking prick who is never the cause of any problem because you are an inconsiderate arsehole.

Your family is disfunctional, so is everyone's family, including mine, the only difference is that no one else is a pussy, and runs to newgrounds when ever a problem arrives.

Calling up the social services is probably the best option - you'll have to man up in order to 'endure' all this crap though.
But if you just wanna be an evil cunt then by all means do it like this:

1) Get a group of your friends together (One must be able to drive)
2) You and friends sneak up behind father. Throw a bag over his head, tie him up and throw him in the trunk of your car or back of your van.
3) Take him somewhere a while away. Lock him in the shed or a basement, tie him to a stable chair. Leave all the lights off. Just have one bright lamp on his face.
4) With faces disguised, you and your mates carry out a little interrogation. Beat him up a bit, and round it off with threats that if they hear bad news about him again, it'll be the last of him.
5) Leave him alone for half an hour to weep.
6) Bag back on head, Father back in trunk, knock him out and leave him in hte middle of nowhere to work his own way home.
7) He returns home. Mom and sister know nothing, you apparently 'know nothing'. Father lives in fear. He's nice to you for a while. Can he charge you as a suspect? You're only 13, as if a kid could carry out an interrogation.

Now if he's still a bastard and you feel you HAVE to be a persistent cunt. Then resort to bringing in someone to do a little wet work.

That's all my advice for now.

Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface Consuming/confusing This lack of self-control I fear is never ending Controlling/I can't seem To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting/reacting Against my will I stand beside my own reflection It`s haunting how I can't seem... To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing, confusing what is real (There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface) Consuming, confusing what is real (This lack of self-control I fear is never ending) Controlling, confusing what is real.

dude my dad threw me to the floor in a headlock once, couldn't hardly breath but in those moments your realize you need to toughen up grab a fist a punch is face in no matter how weak or pussy like you are he probably wont punch back but if he does then it gives you a perfect reason to get the ass out of your life for a long time.

I feel sorry for you but dont put in a "run away" thread because thats just gay

Well my computer died out

My computer died out

Cuz they didn't tell me the power was bad

So now instead of writing for amiright.com

It's slumming in the storage as I'm taking meds

It's worse than Viacom

When they're sending out the feds

All because my new computer got hit with 404

If I hadn't bought it from the flea market

I'd be a happy writer of a song 404

Kinda like that.

Imitation time! I'm going to imitate DementedNephew

Mee wurst troll evurr

nobuddy pay brijj tole
me nott sceary enuf
mee gett drunc an kil sellf
troll droun

Be like me, get angry and punch the wall to get your point across.

And break your hand in the process.

At 10/19/09 12:28 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Age/Gender: n/a, Male

And your profile pic. Seriously, you could have fucking smacked him right in the face, you're no little fragile 10-year old kid. You're probably 16 or older.

Your dad is troubled. He needs beers, hugs and cock grabs.

he had acute alcohol poisoning and is in the hospital recovering right now. my mom's really upset, my sister cant even comprehend whats going on, and im just generally apathetic to all of this shit. i suppose now i have to deal with my gf. well ex. w.e lol

as for the image, im only 13. but suppose i look a bit older. my dad would still beat me in a fight. im 5'11" 145 lbs. he's about 6'2" 200 something lbs. theres no point in attacking him now anyways.

heres a better photo of me though

Wow man, you need therapy, but i'll share my opinions and not be such a douche bag, like the first post.

Girlfriends, you'll get more of them in your life time.

I think your Dad may have a problem with drinking, he should probably get help.

You need a physchiatrist to talk to, if only for one session.

Overall i think you just need someone to talk to, a trained professional, not the BBS, the BBS is full of Harsh Mods and Assholes, and dont forget the Religious Arguements...

I remember you, you said you were going to run away and then you said you were just joking cos you were angry.

Well your life seems to all round suck right now, hope things get better for you.

1) Call CPS
2) Use 'M' word
3) ????
4) Build child utopia

Oh my god! :D It's Fail Troll! :D Oi! You! Lookin at this message! Yeah, you. Stop feedin the troll, don't ya remember the little thread he had before?