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Staple his dick to his forhead

What a dickhead.

When life gives you staples... you eat them?

Staple his balls to his leg. It's the only way, trust me.

Here's what your options are: 1)Punch Him In the fucking Face!(I would) 2)Kick him in the nuts so hard is chinese grandchildren feel it(LOL) 3)Go to his house if you know where it is and light his backyard on fire 4)Nothing (WTF WHO DOES THIS?) 5)Tell him when you shit out metal or barf it up in 10 minutes, its all over his faggot face

How on earth do you not notice a staple?

And best way to get him back is inflict any sort of injury with a staple. Go for the eyes.

Thread's title definitely misled me.

God I need help.

i chewed it really good and didnt notice it, plus he got somebody else to hand it to me

At 10/18/09 11:17 PM, blakemo wrote: Thread's title definitely misled me.

God I need help.

Same boat.

Show up for class before him, and put a pin facing up on his seat. If he doesn't notice, he'll sit down on it.

stick a gun up his ass and pull the fuckin trigger til it goes "click"