Vegetarian girl

[RKthrilla]

So I was at Disney World in line to get a burger for lunch, when a girl walks up in the line next to me and orders a veggieburger, I look at the girl, she is gorgeous, I order a Veggieburger as well, after a minute or so she looks at me and asked how long I have been a vegetarian, I said about 8 months, and she said about 8 months as well. We sat down at a table and stated talking, I looked at her, she was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, I looked down at my veggieburger, I started to sweat, she asked me what's wrong. and I screamed, I'm sorry..

I took the veggieburger and I threw it on the ground, she looked at me in awe as I stood up with fire in my eyes and walked to the counter and ordered a bacon double cheese burger and chowed down on it right in front of her face, she started to cry and she ran out of the Disney World restaurant... I sat down smiling while everyone in the building looked at me like I was crazy...

Moral of the story, no matter how good a girl looks don't give up the one thing you love to be with her.

[Jackdabomb]

Wow, you're pretty stupid

[Lost-Chances]

Needs more scenes of you going to the petting zoo and biting into a cow or a pig.

[STEM]

Went to my college's cafe the other day with gf, who happens to be vegetarian. I ordered chicken on top of my nachos just so she wouldn't be able to eat them, lols

[Chimp-eat-me]

The most beautiful girl you've seen or a bacon double cheese burger?

You must be reeaally fat, I mean not just a little but you have a problem... or you're gay

Well... a bacon double cheese does sound nice about now..

[Twilight]

At 10/18/09 05:20 PM, EJR wrote: I would have done the same.

No you wouldn't have, you can't even nail the swim chick and she's a whore.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

I can stand to eat a Veggieburger, if that means my chances of fucking a hot girl increases significantly.

[STEM]

At 10/18/09 05:23 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: I can stand to eat a Veggieburger, if that means my chances of fucking a hot girl increases significantly.

Yea but the fact that you had to pretend to be someone else in order to get into a girl's pants is less satisfying than being able to say "yea, I'm naturally great with the ladies"

[Robotchk12]

If I'm going to eat a burger, it better darn well be a meat burger.
I get enough vegetables at Subway.

[simon]

This thread is amazing lmao.

[luigipwnsmario]

Veggie burgers taste like shit. Veggis sloppy joes, on the other hand, are delicious.

[TheUnwisePoet]

I am almost crying with that story... I can feel your pain...

[Cybersief]

You shoulda got the double bacon burger after you got in her pants.

[EpicFail]

Meat is fucking good.
Vegetarians are all right though, most of them are pussies.

[boloneyman]

Vegetarian Burgers are alright. I prefer Vegetarian tacos. HEEYYOO!

How has nobody made that lame joke yet?

[ifureadthisdie]

You should have made her taste your meat

That'll convert her ass back to STEAK

[Minty-Hippo]

You should have thrown it down, and said something like, VEGGIE BURGERS ARE MADE WITH EGGS!!! THOSE POOR CHICKENS ARE SO MIS-TREATED!!! be more of a vegetarian then her, that will so get you in her pants.

[Ejit]

People who eat veggieburgers aren't automatically vegetarians.

[JohnJingo]

You date 6 year olds?

[blackabyss763]

I applaud you for standing up for your beliefs.

Lol, what an idiot.

[zombiemaster]

i call bullshit

[Gian]

So you were that mean motherfucker that tried to get in my sister's pants!

She is 10.

[mikel33405]

That was the obvious thing to do, because she's a vegeterian she wouldn't eat your meat. She wouldn't want your meat anywhere near her, so the relationship would have gone nowhere.

and by meat i mean penis

[ImScottish]

At 10/18/09 05:25 PM, STEM wrote:

At 10/18/09 05:23 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: I can stand to eat a Veggieburger, if that means my chances of fucking a hot girl increases significantly.

Yea but the fact that you had to pretend to be someone else in order to get into a girl's pants is less satisfying than being able to say "yea, I'm naturally great with the ladies"

I pretended to be Irish to get a girl once. Damn american never found out i was actually Scottish. Evev though i wore my kilt in front of her. many times.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

You were at Disney World?

[data662]

Wow you were at Disney World!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psychomilkman]

At 10/18/09 05:22 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 10/18/09 05:20 PM, EJR wrote: I would have done the same.

No you wouldn't have, you can't even nail the swim chick and she's a whore.

Have my child Twilight D:

[RKthrilla]

At 10/18/09 06:17 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: You were at Disney World?

Yes, ALL last week.

[estrago1]

Bacon is just too good to give up. Even vegetarians secretly want to eat bacon. I'll tell you this: if I could no longer eat bacon for whatever reason, I would still cook it for the smell.

[Sarbaz]

Dude, you should be a writer. I felt like I was there.