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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:36 AM
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Have your Dad done anything outrageous? REALLY REALLY outrageous?
One of the things that my dad could do (in his old days) it's when he gets a wet dream,he grabs his pee before it hits the mattress!! XD (TRUE STORY,S TOLD BY ME DAD)
If you don't believe it I don't care
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:38 AM
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I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:42 AM
At 10/18/09 10:38 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?
Um...NO,think it's some kind of (rare) reflex
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:45 AM
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At 10/18/09 10:42 AM, FlashCam wrote: At 10/18/09 10:38 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?Um...NO,think it's some kind of (rare) reflex
Grabs his pee? Do you mean penis? Because a wet dream includes semen. Not urine. Why is your father having wet dreams?
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:46 AM
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My dad pretended that I was trapped in a UFO shaped balloon while he made me hide in an attic to keep the lie going.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:47 AM
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At 10/18/09 10:36 AM, FlashCam wrote: he grabs his pee before it hits the mattress!! he grabs his pee pee
It is called penis.
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:53 AM
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At 10/18/09 10:47 AM, TheAdd wrote: At 10/18/09 10:45 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At 10/18/09 10:42 AM, FlashCam wrote: At 10/18/09 10:38 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?Um...NO,think it's some kind of (rare) reflexGrabs his pee? Do you mean penis? Because a wet dream includes semen. Not urine. Why is your father having wet dreams?LMAO! - I laughed so hard at this, - how does he wake up and grab his "pee" if he's supposedly having a wet DREAM.
At 10/18/09 10:45 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At 10/18/09 10:42 AM, FlashCam wrote: At 10/18/09 10:38 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?Um...NO,think it's some kind of (rare) reflexGrabs his pee? Do you mean penis? Because a wet dream includes semen. Not urine. Why is your father having wet dreams?
Guys I think we have found a rare combination of a retard and a troll. I shall call it:
A Trotard. And I shall tame it, show it the ways of the world, and then throw it an oven and cook it.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:56 AM
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At 10/18/09 10:53 AM, tweekee wrote: Guys I think we have found a rare combination of a retard and a troll. I shall call it: A Trotard. And I shall tame it, show it the ways of the world, and then throw it an oven and cook it.
I think thats a really lame name
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:57 AM
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At 10/18/09 10:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: My dad pretended that I was trapped in a UFO shaped balloon while he made me hide in an attic to keep the lie going.
Where have I heard this before.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 11:04 AM
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My mom went on TV and said a black guy stole her car with me and my sibling in it, but it turns out she drowned us.
For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.
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