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Posted at: 10/18/09 09:57 AM
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As in, hot/fire, not being interweb flammed.
It really fucking hurts, my toaster gave me one this morning (stereotypicly I was making some crumpits.) and I burned my thumb on the side, stupid metal case.
'Aint burns a pain in the... where ever you burned yourself.
Whats your worst and most current burn?
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Posted at: 10/18/09 09:59 AM
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I haven't been burnt in a long time, the only thing that happened lately is that at work i pinched my finger and it gave me two blood blisters, but other then that, i don't remember the last time i was burnt.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:00 AM
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I like burning myself one purpose because I like playing with the wound afterward.
For example, this one time I found a metal circle with an "L" engraved in it, I picked it up, held it under a candle, and its still on my arm.
Also, once, my friend dared me that I could do "this" ("this" being scratching myself repeatedly in the same area very quickly). I did, and I have a pretty big burn there now.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:03 AM
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:06 AM
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When I was young,I was stupid enough to put my finger on a mid-way cooked satay
Now,I get my hand burnt when I unintentionally touch the side of the oven
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:07 AM
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At camp last week, I was cooking bacon on a portable stove thingy. Someone decided it'd be fun to drop bacon from a great height onto the pan. Many were burned that day.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:11 AM
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I've been burned by keeping my finger by a match for too long. It hurt like FUCK for several days.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:13 AM
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:16 AM
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I tried to see how much hot glue i could use on my thumb. I got about half a stick on before my hand swelled up and blistered. It was pretty sweet/painful.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:18 AM
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I remember when I was little, and the top of the oven was on, and they were red and lighted up, and my grandpa told me not to touch it. I did anyway.
Posted at: 10/18/09 10:22 AM
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I was making ramen, and not the shitty cup of ramen, I mean the ramen you put in a bowl and toss in the microwave or cook on the stove. I was taking it over to the table but I spilled some and burned my hand. This happened at around 6, but I had to stay up all night due to the pain and it didn't stop till about 5:00 AM. My sleeping pattern was completely fucked up for a while.
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:23 AM
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I got burned by a pot when I went to go wash it in the sink. The blistering hot water got me on my hand and my arm. Wasn't too bad though
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Posted at: 10/18/09 10:41 AM
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I got my dick stuck in my toaster once......
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:29 PM
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At 10/18/09 10:41 AM, killerrob wrote: I got my dick stuck in my toaster once......
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:40 PM
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At 10/18/09 09:57 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Whats your worst and most current burn?
Burned my thumb with a lighter the other day while doing normal, everyday stuff.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:45 PM
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I was a little hooligan firebug when i was a kid so my hands are pretty much leather now. Actually, my hands aren't leather, they're soft, like a babies ass, I moisturize motherfucker.
But that doesn't mean I didn't play with fire, I got burnt a lot.
I thought I got burnt before when I leaned on the radiator, but I actually just got a strong electric shock. Stung like a bitch and caught me off guard the sneaky fucker.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:54 PM
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I've got several from working in a kitchen. The scars last a few weeks at the most. I'm looking for a place that does branding and body modification in my area, because I'm interesting in getting some stuff branded into my forearm.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:57 PM
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The teacher of my Chemistry class was explaining that hot materials and cold materials look the same, so you shouldn't touch them right away and you should let them cool off for a bit. I touched a piece of glass I bent under a flame. Ouch.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 04:59 PM
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After riding the bike, ( I was wearing shorts) i touched the exhaust with my leg.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:02 PM
At 10/22/09 04:54 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: I've got several from working in a kitchen. The scars last a few weeks at the most.
Here's a semi-recent one.
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I was burned by a hot glue gun the other day. It was only painful for about 10 seconds but fuck it hurt.
Posted at: 10/22/09 05:04 PM
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I tend to burn my tongue when eating hot soup, and it always feels really strange when it's healing.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:06 PM
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Stupid fucking steam burns are the worst. I get them all the time while using my rice maker.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:11 PM
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I used to work in a kitchen. Washing dishes. For anyone out there who also has, they know that you get burned so much in there it's almost expected. When the dishes come out of the machine, they are extremely hot, especially the ones that are made of metal. But I worked there for a little under a year, so now I practically don't have nerves for hot stuff anymore on the tips of my fingers. I can pick up anything that most people can barely touch. I have scars all up and down my arms and especially on my hands. Everything in a restaurant is hot. And boring beyond belief. We used to see whose cucumber could stay on the stainless steel the longest. And everybody smokes, chews, and are some of the worst people you ever meet, especially chefs. I'm so glad I got fired from there.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:14 PM
At 10/22/09 05:11 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: And everybody smokes, chews, and are some of the worst people you ever meet, especially chefs. I'm so glad I got fired from there.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:15 PM
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lol my most recent burn was wierd. I put a burrito in the basement microwave and i opend the door to check it but for what ever reason the microwave didn't stop. So all the hair on my hand got burned off. Plus my hand felt smooth.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:32 PM
At 10/22/09 05:14 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: At 10/22/09 05:11 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: And everybody smokes, chews, and are some of the worst people you ever meet, especially chefs. I'm so glad I got fired from there.Everything I love about my job <3 Anyway, here's some more burn-pr0n!
Not the worst I've seen. One on my left forearm is a good inch long. I remember this one guy who had worked there forever (like 12 years or something), could pick up hot stuff without even blinking. On my first day there, he grabbed a metal plate while I had my back turned and yelled "Hey new guy! Catch!" I kinda turned, then he threw it, and it me right on the side of my arm. It eventually blistered, then a couple days later I tripped while I was walkin' across campus and it broke open. Now I have a huge scar. I would show it, but my camera is broke. :(
Posted at: 10/22/09 05:46 PM
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I remember I was in a friends car, and he handed me the lighter thing for jokes, and I held it, and I knew it was red hot, but for some reason I wasn't convinced, and like a retard I put my finger on it for a millisecond and scorched my finger.
Fucking hurt.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:49 PM
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Long ago, I was cooking breakfast, and I had boiling water on a cooking pot next to me. Then, the fucking pot exploded, spilling boiled water everywhere. I managed to protect my face with my arm, burning my arm instead of my face. I also had minor burns in my back, but I was okay.
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Posted at: 10/22/09 05:51 PM
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I always burn my tongue. It feels like a have an extra flap of skin or something when it heals too, and that's the worst. Burning your tongue is by far the worst thing to burn.
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