Hammers, they can nail things in, they can cut cake, they can pull things off, they can make things work, they can make things not work, they can destroy cakes, they can bring up conversations, they can stop conversations, you can deliver a baby with them, you can kill a baby with them, you can drag things towards you with them, you can push stuff away with them, they can destroy houses, they can build houses, they've been in music videos as notorious symbols as nazi's and yet they havent complained .
Fucking hammers rock