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Why are you so curious about something so simple when you had some awesome sex?

You make it seem like you would of rather watched the movie

At 10/17/09 10:55 PM, blobmin wrote: Time flies when you're having fun.

this.

This thread is win.

Suffice to say, don't rush it. Wouldn't you rather it took a while than having to rush?

You know how I know this is a lie? Because

A) Your on newgrounds
and
B) Having sex twice in a row if your a guy is bullshit. Not saying you couldn't get it up again afterwards, but the sex would hurt for the guy. Quite a bit.

At 10/17/09 10:53 PM, TheGodfather wrote: So I'm all, "Okay!! :DDD" and we start playing with each other... and yada yada yada won't bore you with the details.

No no no, please do, please bore me with these details, I very much want to hear about them, and masturbate to them,

You went to fast. Didn't you hear her screaming:
SLOW DOWN HOLY CRAP AHHH SPACE AND TIME FFF.

Pay attention.

Is this not just a thread 'showing off' that you've had sex rather then asking a semi serious question about time travel?

lol I said semi

At 10/18/09 02:57 AM, Smokey651 wrote: but the sex would hurt for the guy.

Hurt Sooooo Gooooood.

That's not true, it's very possible to muster up a second erection powerful enough for intercourse - particularly since as the OP stated this all 'supposedly' occurred over an hour and a half period.

At 10/17/09 10:55 PM, blobmin wrote: Time flies when you're having fun.

Thats fucking true,

Looks like you were in a sticky situation.

HAHAHAHAHA.

This thread is full of well-timed The Corpse Bride/sex/remote control jokes. Well done Newgrounds.

I'm off to have sex until I am 23... hehe.

At 10/17/09 11:18 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

The correct name to suggest is "Palmela"

At 10/17/09 11:18 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

Just because that is your only girlfriend, doesn't mean everyone has.

I really dont know how to respond to this, erm maybe you fell asleep after?

At 10/18/09 06:32 AM, Parnassus wrote: I really dont know how to respond to this, erm maybe you fell asleep after?

Falling asleep during sex or after sex?
I guess your sex really is horribly boring, or your girlfriend is.

At 10/17/09 10:58 PM, Curth wrote: We must research! We might have the answer to time travel right here!

Let's all have sex at the same time! With our collective sexing we might travel 10 yrs into the future!

I once troll'd the shit outta this site, and it only felt like 10-fifteen minutes. I looked at the time, and saw that I've been trolling for AN HOUR AND A HALF! Now that's some trollin'.

Prepare to jack off

At 10/18/09 12:49 AM, TheGodfather wrote: I felt as if time was going FORWARD at an extremely fast speed during sex.

This topic should end right now. What are you stupid or something? Time can go really fast during anything new you're doing and having fun. Are you new to life?

Conclusion: OP wanted to feel good about having said sex on the internet and decided to make some BS idea to make sure he doesn't get called a failure.

One more thing, the people who boast about having sex are usually the virgins, yeah.

I remember this thing that happened a few days ago: I woke up via an alarm clock in the morning, but I decided to sleep for 5 more minutes, classic... But when I woke up again, what I though was 5 minutes was actually 20 MINUTES, so I was a bit late to school.

Time Travel?
How stupid you think we are?

Hate to break the news to you but she was turned on by Johnny Depp's voice.

At 10/17/09 11:18 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

The joke is "Palm and her 5 sisters."

At 10/18/09 12:33 PM, Dookata wrote: The only thing that seems to make it that way for me is watching 2girls1cup or any other shock video like that. It's just so much fun

You're mentally FUCKED up.

At 10/18/09 01:45 PM, hugplz wrote: I think you just made this thread to brag about having sex you piece of shit.

I would do that too XD

At 10/17/09 11:03 PM, Proottalfain wrote: LISTEN PEOPLE, DON'T HAVE SEX OR YOUR LIFE WILL GO AWAY AND YOU'LL BECOME OLD SUPER FAST

You must do boring things to enjoy the few time you have left!

We only have a couple of time, better make it count!

At 10/17/09 11:18 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

That's just hilarious.

At 10/17/09 11:07 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Nah, you probably were humping on top of the remote, which made it fast forward, and 15 seconds later both you and the movie climaxed.

Lmao

At 10/18/09 02:57 AM, Smokey651 wrote: You know how I know this is a lie? Because

A) Your on newgrounds

Harrr Harrr, it's actually 4chan I'm usually on!

Newfag olololololol

B) Having sex twice in a row if your a guy is bullshit. Not saying you couldn't get it up again afterwards, but the sex would hurt for the guy. Quite a bit.

Actually no. At first yes. Just this pain of "fuck oh fuck, my head!" and then it eventually went away.
You just FAIL at sex good sir. No GTFO.

At 10/18/09 03:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: Is this not just a thread 'showing off' that you've had sex rather then asking a semi serious question about time travel?

Been there, done that.

At 10/18/09 09:53 AM, TheAdd wrote: Damn right, are you proud of yourself now?

Proud? Yes. But shocked at time travel... you don't even know.

At 10/18/09 10:44 AM, simon wrote: This topic should end right now. What are you stupid or something? Time can go really fast during anything new you're doing and having fun. Are you new to life?

This is were YOU FAIL. I've already had sex before. It was just un-enjoyable. No this time was different.
Also, I bet you haven't had enjoyable sex, so you don't have a clue how time travel feels man. GTFO Virginfag.

At 10/18/09 08:15 AM, Reckon wrote: Let's all have sex at the same time! With our collective sexing we might travel 10 yrs into the future!

A mass orgy?! Yes... dear God. If my calculations are correct, if we all climax at the same time... time travel is fairly possible. We could travel five, no ten, no HUNDREDS of years into the future. We must do it... FOR SCIENCE!