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Posted at: 10/17/09 10:53 PM

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Okay so I had my girlfriend over right? And I turned on "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" for a late night movie.

We start watching the movie and the opening credits when she leans up to me and says, "Jayson... I'm horny..."
So I'm all, "Okay!! :DDD" and we start playing with each other... and yada yada yada won't bore you with the details.
So we start having intercourse and going slowly as to enjoy the pure ecstasy from it. And we eventually climax later, and fuck again like rabbits this time, so I check my computer screen after climaxing again... the movie was already thirty minutes into itself... AGAIN!

This came as a shock to me because it only felt like maybe five... fifteen minutes at least. But no, we had been playing and fucking each other for over an HOUR AND A HALF. Have you, Newgrounds, ever experienced such a strange thing? Like as if everything else around you was moving forward REALLY fast during an activity (or sex).

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Posted at: 10/17/09 10:55 PM

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Posted at: 10/17/09 10:58 PM

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We must research! We might have the answer to time travel right here!

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Posted at: 10/17/09 11:01 PM

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Was the movie on "repeat" mode?

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Posted at: 10/17/09 11:03 PM

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LISTEN PEOPLE, DON'T HAVE SEX OR YOUR LIFE WILL GO AWAY AND YOU'LL BECOME OLD SUPER FAST

You must do boring things to enjoy the few time you have left!

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At 10/17/09 10:58 PM, Curth wrote: We must research! We might have the answer to time travel right here!

even more reasons to have sex

or maybe someone planted a time travel device in her vagina
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Posted at: 10/17/09 11:06 PM

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Did you look down and see that you were boning a 90 year old woman?

Cause that would be evidence of time travel.

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Nah, you probably were humping on top of the remote, which made it fast forward, and 15 seconds later both you and the movie climaxed.

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I'd say its time well spent

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At 10/17/09 11:07 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Nah, you probably were humping on top of the remote, which made it fast forward, and 15 seconds later both you and the movie climaxed.

Oh my god. I lol'd so hard at that.

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At 10/17/09 10:53 PM, TheGodfather wrote:
So I'm all, "Okay!! :DDD" and we start playing with each other... and yada yada yada won't bore you with the details.

Ok...

So we start having intercourse and going slowly as to enjoy the pure ecstasy from it. And we eventually climax later, and fuck again like rabbits this time, so I check my computer screen after climaxing again... the movie was already thirty minutes into itself... AGAIN!

Didn't you say you werent going to bore me with the details?

Fucking liars.

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Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

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Posted at: 10/17/09 11:19 PM

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My mind is chemically ruined and I can force time to move forward when I am tired, like if I want to wake up at 5:59AM, I can blink and as my eyes open it turns to that time. I also have gone through a 7 hour workday in what seems like 14minutes and 35 seconds.

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in science when taking a test, My teacher will say " 5 more minutes " and then a minute later he'd say " pass them up ". So at first I'm thinking BULL SHIT, but then I see it has been 5 minutes.....sometimes.

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At 10/17/09 11:18 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Let me guess your girlfriend's name; 'Hand'.

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ya ... time actualy speets up..... like realy speeds up when your either brain dead or compleatly into it.... id love the details though

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I am still stuck at the part of your girlfriend being horny during the movie "Corpse Bride."

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At 10/17/09 11:43 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: I am still stuck at the part of your girlfriend being horny during the movie "Corpse Bride."

Because she's dead in bed.

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Both time travel, and a newgrounder having sex is impossible.

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At 10/17/09 11:03 PM, Proottalfain wrote: LISTEN PEOPLE, DON'T HAVE SEX OR YOUR LIFE WILL GO AWAY AND YOU'LL BECOME OLD SUPER FAST

You must do boring things to enjoy the few time you have left!

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At 10/17/09 11:01 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Was the movie on "repeat" mode?

You idiot. You obviously skimmed my wall of text and posted. Yes I know the movie was on repeat.
I didn't feel like I went BACK in time. I felt as if time was going FORWARD at an extremely fast speed during sex.

So maybe if people have sex with someone...
and takes their time with it slowly but enjoyably...
maybe time will speed up for them. This is my theory.

At 10/17/09 11:03 PM, Proottalfain wrote: LISTEN PEOPLE, DON'T HAVE SEX OR YOUR LIFE WILL GO AWAY AND YOU'LL BECOME OLD SUPER FAST

You must do boring things to enjoy the few time you have left!

Everyone should do this. Starting NOW!

At 10/17/09 11:07 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Nah, you probably were humping on top of the remote, which made it fast forward, and 15 seconds later both you and the movie climaxed.

I actually had a good laugh to this. Bravo good sir.

At 10/17/09 11:43 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: I am still stuck at the part of your girlfriend being horny during the movie "Corpse Bride."

Wonderful. Necrofillia turns my girlfriend on. Fuck me...

Or maybe... maybe she used the movie as an excuse?!

fuck, she wants to bone a zombie...

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You might of hit the remote.

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Well this is certaintly a surprise to me. I had no idea one could time travel while the corpse bride was playing. I have a copy of it right here.

Now I only need to find someone to fuck. :/

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At 10/18/09 12:49 AM, TheGodfather wrote:
fuck, she wants to bone a zombie...

You know I take offence to that you cockblocker.

The Lack of content here, Is suprising.

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I once got like 5 hand jobs during King Kong
The movie felt like it was only an hour long!

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I can travel through time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

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I'm pretty sure if you bored us with the details we could find out what happened

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At 10/17/09 11:07 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Nah, you probably were humping on top of the remote, which made it fast forward, and 15 seconds later both you and the movie climaxed.

owned him right there.

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At 10/18/09 12:52 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: You might of hit the remote.

Computer. I'll say it a third time... COMPUTER! Most people DON'T have remotes for their computer.

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What kind of dumb emo bitch watches the dead bride or whaterver, TWICE.

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