Eating a girl out/getting eaten out

[Twilight]

I'm confused...

Over the past few days I've been asking girls what it felt like to get eaten out and asking guys what it felt like to eat out a girl. The popular answer was just "apple pie" or "Not apple pie", but something struck me. Why do people go down on girls?

The girls themselves said it only feels good sometimes when the guy knows what he's doing, but why would a guy do it over and over if it feels like sandpaper?

Any input?

[Alec-D]

I would never eat a girl out.

I hate fish :)

[Grim13x]

Aren't you 13?

[Ranchero]

Feels like sandpaper? Whoever said that is doing it wrong. Personally I kind of enjoy doing it provided she has bathed recently.

[simon]

If it makes her happy, it makes me happy.

[quagmire690]

wait.... wha!!!! sandpaper... my lady friend has never described sandpaper.... some people need to shave more with the new and improved quad razor blade

[Hellz-Yeah]

A virgin lesbian on Newgrounds.

[Prinzy2]

It's just part of the act. Starts with hardcore anal, then oral, then petting, then kissing.

[Rozner]

I guess it would be like sandpaper if the girl shaved recently and you're licking around the vagina. I'd do it if my lady friend asked.

[Chdonga]

I wouldn't know because I'm not a cannibal.

[Warrickneff]

Once girls get to the age where they have sex a little more often, they start to know whether or not oral is something they like. If they don't like it all that much, they will probably say they don't like it that much and the guys won't do it unless she wants to try it.

I can see how the idea of being down there on a girl could be a turn on for the guy.

I've heard some girls they like different sorts of things done to them down there so I can't really comment on the 'right' way to give oral.

[Twilight]

At 10/17/09 10:00 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 10/17/09 09:54 PM, Hellz-Yeah wrote: A virgin lesbian on Newgrounds.

Haha, he's definitely not a lesbian.

Haha, he was referring to something on my newspost! Maybe you should read it?

[Prinzy2]

At 10/17/09 10:00 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 10/17/09 09:54 PM, Hellz-Yeah wrote: A virgin lesbian on Newgrounds.

Haha, he's definitely not a lesbian.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Diddy]

It tastes fucking awful if they haven't washed it within 3 hours. Eugh eugh eugh

[EyeLovePoozy]

It's like pushing your face into a warm pile of roast beef that gets wetter the more you have at it. The better you are at it the more vigorously the pile of squirming roast beef pushes back into your face as it cums and grinds its hips. Once you get it holding its breath, moaning and clawing at its pillow/your head/the bed/the headboard and it arches its back and your face gets wetter then you now are done cooking dinner and it is time to shuck that bearded clam with your meat sword and enjoy its fleshy inner folds.

[Sinitech]

At 10/17/09 10:03 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Stuff I could fap to

You should write porn novels.

Could be a secondary income for you.

[Twilight]

At 10/17/09 10:03 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: You there.

You should be a fucking poet. A fucking poet.