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ZombieKangaroo

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Posted at: 10/18/09 12:05 PM

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True or not, you sound like a douchebag that needs a serious asskicking.

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Posted at: 10/18/09 12:32 PM

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A classic example of a person who will be going to prison many times over the next 20 years.

Seriously get those anger issues sorted. You don't fight people up because there annoying, you do it if they are being dicks to people and/or you. You have no plausable justification for your actions.


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At 10/17/09 09:45 PM, Facepalmer wrote: I told him to fight back and stop being such a pussy.

so I just kicked his dad in the balls and he fell over.

You're a pussy.

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Posted at: 10/18/09 01:44 PM

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Congratulations, you have won the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, 2009-2010.

Beat the shit out of my cousin...

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This post is too self-reflective to be real.


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interesting story, i don't know why all the people who have replied to this post have called you an asshole and a deusche, probably because they're a bunch of 12 year olds anyway whove never been in a fight. This shit sounds hilarious though. lmao i love how the richies ran inside to get their parents instead of joining in. hmmm i can see how this is a dick move, but if your cousin is a complete deusche bag i can see how it's justified. Kind of like when i beat the shit out of my step dad. hes a richie fuck. I can just imagine this scene you described i find it hilarious good job, were your parents pissed?

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At 10/18/09 02:08 PM, KillerKandyKorn wrote: Kind of like when i beat the shit out of my step dad. hes a richie fuck.

So you hate rich people for what reason? 'cause they have more money than you'll ever have or some'n?

oh yeah, this guys, troll or not, is a douche, dick and whatever more
and I'm a richie asshole and proud of it (although I wouldn't be called an asshole)

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It's hard to take you seriously after all the trolling you've done.


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Dumber people beating up smarter people cause they are smarter.
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Congratulations on failing to make a convincing story.


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At 10/17/09 09:45 PM, Facepalmer wrote: Lies.

Hmmm....Now tell me, OP, why don't I believe a goddamned word you're saying?

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Posted at: 10/18/09 02:55 PM

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So you beat up your cousin. just because he was surprised that you got an F? That's pretty damn stupid. Then you kicked your uncle in the balls? Dude, do you have no respect at all? I mean seriously Beating up your cousin for no reason makes you a dick, but kicking your uncle in the balls? That makes you a douche bag.

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Well it's oficial. You're a dickhead.

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Posted at: 10/18/09 03:47 PM

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You're a fucking douche you know that?

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Posted at: 10/18/09 03:56 PM

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OP you are a faggot, just because they gasped at your grades was nothing to beat someone up about. You try too hard at highlighting your 'different' parts. I hope you get trialed as an adult for being a massive dickweed at a simple family gathering.

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At 10/18/09 03:56 PM, Peacekid wrote: OP you are a faggot, just because they gasped at your grades was nothing to beat someone up about. You try too hard at highlighting your 'different' parts. I hope you get trialed as an adult for being a massive dickweed at a simple family gathering.

I didn't beat him up for gasping. Gasping just justified the fact that he is in fact, a weenie, as a matter of fact so i decided to roughen him up so that he could defend himself for the future.


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your a complete utter fucking retard

you can`t have slaughter without laughter :D

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Surely this can't be a troll thread! Especially considering the OP's latest news post and past threads!

"Tr-Tr-Tro....

Very pleased with the reactions I am getting...hmm..."

Complete and utter fail. Better luck next time.

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pics or it didnt happen

you dont seem to understand...im not locked in here with you......your locked in here with me!

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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:11 PM

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I know this is an old thread, but you're still a douchebag.


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Posted at: 11/8/09 12:36 PM

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That's a very dumb fucking reason...


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That's the way to get an inheritance.

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Posted at: 11/8/09 02:23 PM

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"That white kid", your cousin

No matter if this is true or not, well okay it just isnt lets face it, you must really be a dick irl

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Posted at: 11/8/09 02:42 PM

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At 10/17/09 09:56 PM, quagmire690 wrote: you still listen to 2pac?

Music is timeless.

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Posted at: 11/8/09 03:34 PM

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Lol, funny but uncalled for.


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