Alright, so we went to this family reunion shit that my family always does around october-november. I literally hate my fucking cousins. They're a bunch of blonde rich kids and snobs that I want to have no association with.
So after the 5 hour drive that past by using my 2pac CD, we arrived at my lawyer uncle's mansion thing. The adults all went out to the pool to go associate, while all of the kids hung out around the house. I hung out with my cousin Sam and his friends on the porch.
So we talked and caught up and all of that shit. Then his friends start talking about their school and shit and how their grades are. I told them I had an F and they all gasped like they had never seen one before. So I decided right now, I'm going to toughen them up.
So I put Sam in a headlock and the rest of his friends tried to get me off of him. I just kept on kicking all of them and they backed off. Sam wormed his way out and started yelling at me. I told him to fight back and stop being such a pussy. So he tried running away but I tackled him on the ground and started punching him in the face.
His friends went inside to get help I guess because his dad came out on the front lawn and tried to pull me off of him. I wouldn't let go, so I just kicked his dad in the balls and he fell over.
Eventually, everyone came out and a bunch of people pulled me off of him. His mom screamed at me and called me a monster and went to call the cops. His dad told my mom to control her children. We all bailed out before the cops came.
Now, I think I'm going to jail because my cousins/uncles are a bunch of pussies. Fucking hate them.
