Forum Topic: Oh god, she's 31?

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Posted at: 10/17/09 08:13 PM

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The college I go to is also an adult college. Now, I've met people of different ages but there's this girl in my class and everyone thought she was 14 years old but in actual fact she was 31 and nobody believed it until she showed us her birth certificate. Lots of people including myself were pretty shocked that she was 31 years old and yet she was short and had a young teenagers face and voice.


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She looks like she's 14? Any pictures so I can see that?


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Umm....Congratulations?


Go tap that you young wipper-snapper!

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cast her into a porno. Pedos will buy it buy the millions. The cops can't arrest you because she is over 18.


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This reminds me of a episode of Law and Order SVU...

(pics or didn't happen)

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Is she a vampire?

Fucking donkey.

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Posted at: 10/17/09 08:19 PM

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Looks 14 years old but is really 31 years old.

Pedophiles rejoice, I guess

Baby Britain.
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Did you ask her out?

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Ejit

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Her mum has the same name.

that jew nurse stole my medicine

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At 10/17/09 08:20 PM, Ejit wrote: Her mum has the same name.

oh shit, solved.


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Posted at: 10/17/09 08:23 PM

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So? I've met 30 year olds in college, it's not that suprising.

Look at me, look at me! My pee has no color!

Put some Goosh Goosh in your life!

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Pics or it's a lie.

How original, amiright?

CLICK OR GET CONSUMED BY FIRE! >:(

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This is happening too often. 30+ year old chicks are looking 18-15. damn botox


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So. Not just kids right out of high school can go to college.

There is no such thing as someone who doesn't like the PS3, there is only poor people who can't afford one. PS3 owners pity you and hope you can one day get out of poverty.


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Maybe she has the same congenital growth-hormone condition as Andy Milonakis.


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She looks 14, but she's 31? She's every pedos dream...


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I wonder if she still considered jail bait.

So a B-Flat, G-Flat and an E-Flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors
by MCjesues.

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Freaky-Frog

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This thread needs some pics


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sounds like one of those anecdotes where you had to be there, and it also sounds like one of those anecdotes you should keep to yourself and not make a topic out of.

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Pics. Links. Facebook. Anything as to prove this.

also, rape her.

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At 10/17/09 08:29 PM, gostgamer wrote: I wonder if she still considered jail bait.

Jail bait is someone who you'll go to jail with if you have sex with them.

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At 10/17/09 10:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 10/17/09 08:29 PM, gostgamer wrote: I wonder if she still considered jail bait.
Jail bait is someone who you'll go to jail with if you have sex with them.

But if someone didn't know her true age then she is still seen as jailbait by them...


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Man, some people at my college look so young, it's insane.


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Huh. Well I would say she's been sexually abused, but the voice of 14 year old is too old. Sure she doesn't sound like 8? I mean if you just heard her voice, would you think an 8 year old was talking to you?


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At 10/17/09 10:43 PM, Diddy wrote:
At 10/17/09 10:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 10/17/09 08:29 PM, gostgamer wrote: I wonder if she still considered jail bait.
Jail bait is someone who you'll go to jail with if you have sex with them.
But if someone didn't know her true age then she is still seen as jailbait by them...

Doesn't work like that.

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Watch out she might be a killing psychopath.

Spoilers lolz

Oh god, she's 31?


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Posted at: 10/17/09 11:07 PM

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Cool story bro

Feeling the wind in your face while riding to the sunset, that's my idea of freedom.

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At 10/17/09 10:46 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
Doesn't work like that.

Yes it does.


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