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AndrewGlisson13

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"Take Deoxyribonucleic acid for example. Sounds impressive, right? You ever see what happens when you put something in acid? It dissolves. If our bodies where all full of that acid, we'd all dissolve.

I stopped watching here. They're obviously just making fun of christians.

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If your smart you should not post. Its just a pointless flame war and all it will ever be, your words will not go heard they will only be witnessed to those who would take it as your whining and complaining which they call flames. do not give this thread flames and it will die so leave it.


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At 10/27/09 10:01 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: "Take Deoxyribonucleic acid for example. Sounds impressive, right? You ever see what happens when you put something in acid? It dissolves. If our bodies where all full of that acid, we'd all dissolve.

I stopped watching here. They're obviously just making fun of christians.

No, it's exact text taken from the fundamentalist site and played through.


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People can think whatever they want to. Just because you don't agree with what they're saying, hell if science doesn't agree with that they're saying, it doesn't actually matter. They have a right to choose to believe what they want to, and if admitting evolution gives them doubt over their own faith, well faith is one of the most important things a person can have, and I don't blame them at all for wanting to keep hold of that faith.

I am an atheist btw. I'm just not a cunt about it.

Some of you should try that.

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Oh look, Americans, what a surprise.


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"I can sum it up in 3 words, Evolution Is A Lie"

That's 4 words.

And you can stop yo trollin' and leave.


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There are idiots on both sides of the debate. I don't believe that god had anything to do with the creation of the universe. Not god, as defined by the limited scopes our narrow minds. Perhaps there is an ultimate power. Perhaps not. What means have we of uncovering the truth? What gives us the right to say we even know what truth is? Some questions are simply unanswerable. And the sooner we realize this, the sooner we will be to harmony with one another.

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At 10/27/09 10:13 AM, Pre-K-Prostitute wrote: stuff

Yeah but the more this site brings it up the more unlikely I think its gunna happen. Of course america aint going to be around for ever with the state its in.


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At 10/27/09 10:15 AM, MrPercie wrote:
Yeah but the more this site brings it up the more unlikely I think its gunna happen. Of course america aint going to be around for ever with the state its in.

Well, America and the NG BBS are thankfully two entirely different entities. I see what you mean, as in people bringing things up constantly will prevent them from being smoothed over... but is that really the answer? It's not healthy to repress emotions, and I believe that there is no stronger emotion than the connection one feels with his convictions.

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yes christians are funny, very funny. i should know i am a christian :D

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At 10/17/09 01:09 PM, Falonefal wrote: I LOVE Christians, one of my teachers at school is a Christian, and doesn't do a lot of other annoying things that other teachers do! He is awesome!

Don't joke about Christians!
Grrr...

Did your teacher say you'd go to heaven if you sucked his cock? I bet he did, which is why you're defending him.

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Debating religion is like debating whether marijuana should be legal.

Both sides of the coin are retarded, and both sides are about as equally fanatic. Just let people think what they want to think and if they're closeminded let them be. Yeah there are brainwashed idiots like fundamentalists but there are also people who don't know anything about evolution but push it as being true, or people who push buddhism despite the fact that they're just stoner cunts who don't know anything. Basically, defending either side at this point is tantamount to putting youself in a line of fire.

Plus, it's not like you can't believe in evolution AND Christianity.


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At 10/16/09 10:24 PM, Gustavos wrote: Who agrees?

Christian #2: If humans evolved from monkeys, why aren't babies monkeys?
Because we EVOLVED FROM monkeys. What a dumb question.

LOL. that is hilarious

This sentance is a lie.

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At 10/16/09 10:26 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Fuck you.

You know very well what this is going to become.

Why the fuck are you trying to start a flame war?

OMG How dare this fag insult my religion im gona get my chritian buddys and were gonna have god kill you you fucking atheist fuck you and atheists go to hell by the way your gay too and gays go to hell so hahahahha.

Now in all seriousness, are you kidding me dude? This won't be a flame war unless some one acts like an asshole.

wait.... oh you know what I mean!

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At 10/17/09 01:51 PM, StrangelyMauled wrote: What's more likely? God or a the combustion of nothing?

False dichotomy.

It isn't a one-or-the-other situation.. there are alternative theories.

I swear, this gets brought up in every single god thread and the people propagating always act as if this is some sort of magic defeating argument against atheism.. in fact, it is incredibly weak and does not even refute the atheist's position if the false dichotomy wasn't a false dichotomy.

Fail.

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epic retarded christians, mind raping you into thinking acid makes you dissolve, thats why evolution is a lie?

wtf lol

also, are these guys high? if we evolved from monkies how come babies are monkies? how come monkey babies arnt cockroaches lol?


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At 10/27/09 12:55 PM, Rokas1337 wrote: epic retarded christians, mind raping you into thinking acid makes you dissolve, thats why evolution is a lie?

wtf lol

also, are these guys high? if we evolved from monkies how come babies are monkies? how come monkey babies arnt cockroaches lol?

what are you an idiot its fake? and if it was real he is only like one guy doesnt make them all bad.


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At 10/16/09 10:33 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
At 10/16/09 10:30 PM, Gustavos wrote:
At 10/16/09 10:26 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Fuck you.

You know very well what this is going to become.

Why the fuck are you trying to start a flame war?
A flame war? But the General Forums is a place where we make witty comments with little or no contribution to the topic.
You're not funny. You know damn well what every religon topic becomes. You know it'll be nothing but a huge flame war between theists and atheists. Just blog the random video like you're supposed to and save us a locked thread.

dude... your either troling or bing a dip stick... you are the one trying to start a flame war here... this is the bbs where we are all free to express out own thought and feeling... free from people like you...

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replying to guy above me.

Man a lot of newbie newgrounders today?

look if you have any idea you will know religion and america just doesnt mix with out a fight and although this may be the general forum for free disscussion is roamed by underground nerds, idiots and ruff assholes. And if you seen every other forum post about religion before you will see its always gone to a flame war so what are we to expect.


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look if you have any idea you will know religion and america just doesnt mix with out a fight and although this may be the general forum for free disscussion is roamed by underground nerds, idiots and ruff assholes. And if you seen every other forum post about religion before you will see its always gone to a flame war so what are we to expect.

that we could all be civil?

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At 10/27/09 01:21 PM, quagmire690 wrote:
that we could all be civil?

yeah like thats happening.

Dont blame me blame these kids.


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At 10/27/09 01:22 PM, MrPercie wrote:
At 10/27/09 01:21 PM, quagmire690 wrote:
that we could all be civil?
yeah like thats happening.

Dont blame me blame these kids.

the funny thing... i do... recently i have begun reeding the book of mormon, the "good holy book" holy bible for the rest of you... and started to look at a few of the topics about the hindu faith... its all actualy facinating from a scientific view point..

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At 10/27/09 10:01 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: I stopped watching here. They're obviously just making fun of christians.

These are all things that Christians have said. I've read that DNA one before.

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At 10/27/09 01:28 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 10/27/09 10:01 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: I stopped watching here. They're obviously just making fun of christians.
These are all things that Christians have said. I've read that DNA one before.

Are you serious?

I think I just lost faith in humanity.

again

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And this is why religion threads shouldn't be allowed. This wasn't even about Christianity, this was just a video thread posted some stupid guy who was too lazy to post it in the "Post all videos here" thread where if it got derailed into a flame war, all the irrelevant posts would get deleted.

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Three words: Evolution is a lie.

I'm a Christfag. And this makes me ashamed.


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At 10/27/09 06:23 PM, Chdonga wrote: this was just a video thread posted some stupid guy

Love thy neighbour. There's no need to throw insults around willy-nilly.

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Sorry for double post.

After watching this, they look like actors. I think they're atheists making fun of Christians by pretending to be them to make them look stupid. Plus, true Christians don't swear like they did. Staged, methinks.

Please don't flame me.

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You're pretty unlucky to have a Christian look at this, cause that Christian is me!


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At 10/16/09 10:30 PM, Gustavos wrote:
At 10/16/09 10:26 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Fuck you.

You know very well what this is going to become.

Why the fuck are you trying to start a flame war?
A flame war? But the General Forums is a place where we make witty comments with little or no contribution to the topic.

"if our body was full of acid, we'd dissolve, so that disrpoves evolution"
...are you fucking retarded? xD

" the acid-blooded primate, as we all know, developed it acidic blood to fend off shemales and middle-eastern presidents "
that..would be awesome :D

DAMN! I can't come up with something half-assed and witty
i kick threads in the balls ...
TAKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT THREAD!

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