OMG! Sick and bitchy she was

[HogWashSoup]

So I was on the bus and this elderly woman sits next to me. She starts caughing and sneezing, and not covering her mouth. She starts to talk to me and she is coughing in my face.

I said "Hey, if you are coughing, cover your mouth, and when you sneeze cover that too! My god what the hell is wrong with you?"

She then starts to get pissy, and coughs more at me, "Young man, you do not talk back to your elders! I have lived a hard long life and I deserve respect from those who have not yet even begun to live yet. If your mother was here she would say-"

I cut her off and said "She would tell you to cover your mouth when you cough! Dont you know that swine flu is spreading? It is because of people like you that spread their germs to everybody. Why not just stay home and watch your soaps so that younger people who can still do shit wont get sick.
You talk about deserving respect because you are old. You only get respect if you earn it. You have not earned it."

I said something like that.

[Xarnor]

At 10/16/09 08:01 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: "My god what the hell is wrong with you?"

You could have been just a little bit more polite...

[jacobloper9109]

wow u fucked the bitch up

gj man

[Ptcfast]

At 10/16/09 08:02 PM, jacobloper9109 wrote: wow u fucked the bitch up

gj man

Yeh, because badmouthing an elderly lady deserves anyones respect...

[j33sus]

Old people suck D=
She deserved it.

[DarkRedFlame]

All the other comments in this thread will consist of "LOLOL Y0UR BADASS, YOU TOLD THAT BITCH OFF" or "Dude, try to be nicer next time, you seemed like a douche in the story."

Also COOL STORY BRO.

[katyperryy]

You shoulda stuffed your cock in her mouth to prevent her germs from reaching you!

[Twistedsanta]

Could have been prevented. Just be a little more polite. Saying "What the hell is wrong with you?" Is bound to piss someone off. Although I do hate when they pull that "respect your elders" Shit.

[Sizzlebuzz]

You probably should have just asked her politely to cover her mouth and to please not sneeze on you. Old people are crazy and senile. It's not special to out-think them in an argument.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Nice job verbally abusing an old lady.

[xHaLLuCiN8x]

you should of just started fake coughing on her.

[MXZ-SwordPrince]

Well you could have politely asked her to cover her mouth and im sure she would not be as pissed

though you have a point, just because shes lived for a vast period of time does not mean she can just cough/sneeze and not try to prevent it from spreading to others

[N-Fighter]

You can just say cover your mouth. If she keeps coughing like that with no cover, then get a little more aggressive. Don't just jump to swearing. Once she warms up to you, tell her bout swine flu and how it's spreading. She will understand, and then oblige to cover her mouth. Before you get off the bus, get her phone number. After talking for several days, ask her out. Now you have a girlfriend.

[LichKingz]

Learn some fucking respect, man. You don't tell a lady ''What the hell is wrong with you?'' the instant you goddamn meet her.

[Goldfire64]

lololololol she gave you her cancer!!!

[GoldenHero22]

At least move seats...

Thats what i do.

[ptownboricua]

old people smell like cabbage

[Chimp-eat-me]

At 10/17/09 03:16 AM, ptownboricua wrote: old people smell like cabbage

no no no, they smell of boiled sprouts

and pee

[PenguinKommando]

At 10/16/09 08:09 PM, j33sus wrote: Old people suck D=
She deserved it.

You too, will get treated like shit when you're old. People will push past you, knock you over, knock shit out of your hands, laugh at you, and tell you you deserve to die. They will assault you, rob you, and prey on you because you will be too weak to do anything. The world will hate you, your family will hate you, never visit, and you will die alone in a nursing home. At your funeral, people will remember fake memories and shed fake tears as they line up to collect their "paycheck from having to put up with your shit" - the world will most love you for your death.

In short, Ive seen far too much fucked up shit happen to old people, even veterans missing arms or legs, by the selfish, stupid "young people with shit to do (i.e get home so they can feverishly beat off to japanese lesbians making out and to virtual kissing videos on youtube, thought I suspect that the OP is a troll)".

[Rozner]

Like somebody said already, you should've been a bit more polite.

[YeOldeSierra]

You acted like a complete douche in the story. Even if she was coughing and stuff, you really shouldn't have responded the way you did.

Cool story bro.
Had to be said, no offence.

[Halosheep]

At 10/16/09 08:02 PM, Xarnor wrote:

At 10/16/09 08:01 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: "My god what the hell is wrong with you?"

You could have been just a little bit more polite...

Actually, by what he wrote it, she deserved it.

[Fifty-50]

Hmmm.. You pwned the old lady, harsh.....

[Alchemist94]

You should have grabbed her cock.

[simon]

some old people can piss you off, i've only been in an arguement with one random old person and it was on the bus, i had a few bags and i had no room to put one of them so i put it on the seat with me and budged up as far as i could to the window so someone else could sit down (i ended up only taking up one seat just like you do) but oh no, this woman sees my bag and demands i remove it from the bus because i was apparantly taking up too much room. bull fucking shit, who does she think she is? demanding that i give up my seat for her fat bitchass.

[TheUnwisePoet]

LOLOL Y0UR BADASS, YOU TOLD THAT BITCH OFF

Caps, oh fuck, but I made shift!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

She probably would have complied with your simple request if you didn't yell it at her. By shouting at her and swearing at her you escalated the level of tension between you two, and of course, she's not going to listen to a rude young man. That is pretty gross, though. Yesterday my friend coughed and covered his mouth and he caught a loogie. If he didn't cough the loogie would land on me or my artwork. COVERING YOUR MOUTH WHEN COUGHING SAVES LIVES PEOPLE.

[Hydecka]

Sometimes I get a kick out of being mean to people so kudos for that. However.

When someone is coughing, and in pain, not to mention being very old, which I'm sure sucks a lot, maybe you could be a little more sensitive to the situation. Don't tell me you wouldn't be a little bitchy too if you were sick and old. How about a

"Excuse me, miss, Your cool and all, and Ima keep letting you die and cough, but covering your mouth when you cough is the best way to prevent the spreading of germs, EVER"

[DM692]

ELDAR ABUSE! ELDAR ABUSE! HALP! HALP!

[Asalraalaikum]

She had it coming.