Guys, girls, I am sorry. I did something many years ago, and until now this crime has gone unsolved. Many of you had the blame shifted on to you for a short little while, until you could shift the blame to the next innocent kid. All of this, is my fault, simply because back then I didn't have the balls to admit what I did. I finally decided to quit being on the run, and I figured you guys should be the first ones to hear, well read this.
I took the cookies from the cookie jar.
If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.
That's not nearly as bad as what I did.
I once... I once killed Kenny...
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE MOTHER ******* COOKIE JAR?
YOU PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW.
Click to listen.
Are you MAN enough to click this?!
that wasn't a cookie jar... That was my Cremated Mother's Ashes...
At 10/16/09 08:08 PM, aSquared94 wrote: Well, that was almost funny.
Almost might be a bit of a stretch but...
Tox isn't allowed to come or I'm not going-Suprememessage
And you're in love with a woman twice your age.
Am I right or am I right?
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I also have a confession...
I was the one that left the toilet seat up last week.
I'm sorry! I was in a rush! It was a moment of weakness!!
;(
Why yes, that IS a large collection of 1998 "Smithy's Favourite Times" Licenced Cereal Pop Toys!
At 10/16/09 08:26 PM, catd77 wrote: The cookie police have been contacted.
Ha, for a minute, I thought you said "the cookie jar has been contacted." You know, I actually think that would be more effective.
Are you MAN enough to click this?!
So thats where all my damn cookies went! I was gonna give those to my son in the hospital.
Oh, so that's why I only have imaginary cookies left?
Bananular.
At 10/16/09 07:56 PM, Ptcfast wrote: that wasn't a cookie jar... That was my Cremated Mother's Ashes...
or were they CREAMated?
You know... edible delicacy?
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Does anybody even read these?
OHHHHH FUCKKKK NOOOOO!
I WANTED THOSE CHOCO DELITES,YOU FAGGOT,YOU CUNT,YOU ASSHOLE,YOU FUCKER!!!
AKA Andythehedgehog
At 10/16/09 10:02 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: You BASTARD. I got blamed for that!
I was also blamed for that....
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At 10/16/09 10:02 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: You BASTARD. I got blamed for that!
I am truely sorry for your misfortune, I can't even replace them because I ate them..
If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.
At 10/17/09 01:41 AM, kikomannnn wrote: dUDE, you're a real dude. I love you and hope the very best for you, and all of the users and mods here at newgrounds. You guys put up with me and I love you for it.
And don't worry bout the cookies....my mom made more.
they better be oatmeal raisin
At 10/17/09 01:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:At 10/16/09 10:02 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: You BASTARD. I got blamed for that!I am truely sorry for your misfortune, I can't even replace them because I ate them..
You WHAT?!
At 10/16/09 09:06 PM, ertysproductions wrote: Oh, so that's why I only have imaginary cookies left?
Better than nothing
At 10/16/09 07:01 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I took the cookies from the cookie jar.
YOU DID? WOW. YOU ARE FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE. KILL SELF NOW.
/end caps
Gentlemen..
So many deaths, and they were all your fault. So many attempted suicides... All your fault... You... YOU MONSTER!
Good job. You have now been accepted into the cookie mafia.
GENTLEMEN
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