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At 10/16/09 09:53 PM, Carmilla wrote: My boobies are doing great. Or wait, am I off subject?

That would be a proper response if a dude is expected not to flinch when asked about the status of his piss pump in a nonchalant fashion. I applaud you. You're a maverick of your sex and an obliterater of taboo.

At 10/16/09 09:59 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: That would be a proper response if a dude is expected not to flinch when asked about the status of his piss pump in a nonchalant fashion. I applaud you. You're a maverick of your sex and an obliterater of taboo.

Did you just say piss pump? Because I think it's fabulous. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence tomorrow.

At 10/16/09 10:03 PM, Carmilla wrote:

At 10/16/09 09:59 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: That would be a proper response if a dude is expected not to flinch when asked about the status of his piss pump in a nonchalant fashion. I applaud you. You're a maverick of your sex and an obliterater of taboo.

Did you just say piss pump? Because I think it's fabulous. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence tomorrow.

hmmm yes, do you have like a list of nicknames for genitals? if so i'd like to hear ' em

At 10/16/09 06:32 PM, Rucklo wrote:
well, the girl in the picture you could probably ask "how's it hanging" and get a reply similiar to the ones you yourself give when asked that same question...

close, but not exactly. you see...

At 10/16/09 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I say that we make a code phrase. A phrase who's meaning is never exposed to the fairer sex.

Perhaps, "God damn me, those kittens could use a good numming!" Discreet like, you know?

Perhaps I shall take that one for a test run...

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At 10/17/09 12:31 AM, ragingfred wrote: close, but not exactly. you see...

Holy shit. I thought you guys were joking about the dick thing.

At 10/16/09 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: kittens

Sweater kittens is a pretty universal term for tits.

That picture looks as though it may have been shooped.

At 10/17/09 01:05 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/16/09 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: kittens

Sweater kittens is a pretty universal term for tits.

How about Shawl moles?

At 10/16/09 09:53 PM, Carmilla wrote: My boobies are doing great. Or wait, am I off subject?

You're not only a mod, but also female. I think you'd never be out of line saying that!

P.S. Can mods ban each other or are they above the rules?

At 10/16/09 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I say that we make a code phrase. A phrase who's meaning is never exposed to the fairer sex.

Oh my god I can see a bit of nipple, someone tell Wade!!

I agree, I like to make responses like that too, that's chick's got nice tits, and she has a package.

Good :P

how they bouncin'?

I think you're just asking the wrong girls. If I'd been asked that question, I don't think I would have minded.

At 12/15/09 06:04 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I think you're just asking the wrong girls. If I'd been asked that question, I don't think I would have minded.

How's the rack?

Also goes for barbecues/audio equipment, lol.

At 12/15/09 06:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:04 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I think you're just asking the wrong girls. If I'd been asked that question, I don't think I would have minded.

How's the rack?

Also goes for barbecues/audio equipment, lol.

Great thanks. I just alphabetized it.

At 12/15/09 06:18 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: How's the rack?

Also goes for barbecues/audio equipment, lol.

Great thanks. I just alphabetized it.

That's nice, but how are your breasts?

At 12/15/09 06:24 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:18 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: How's the rack?

Also goes for barbecues/audio equipment, lol.

Great thanks. I just alphabetized it.

That's nice, but how are your breasts?

Pretty Good.

At 10/16/09 06:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?". If there isn't, there should be and we can use this thread to explore that terrain and right this injustice.

"Hows your Beef Curtains?"

Options for answers can be closed, open, redecorating (at least a couple of meanings there) or extending

Thinking of it that makes me hungry. I could just eat a Beef Chow Mein right about now...

At 10/16/09 06:31 PM, 142201 wrote: The girl in the pic you posted. What the hell in that in her pants?

Don't tell me you've never heard of mooseknuckle.

At 10/16/09 09:48 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I say that we make a code phrase. A phrase who's meaning is never exposed to the fairer sex.

Perhaps, "God damn me, those kittens could use a good numming!" Discreet like, you know?

Oh fucking christ

fapfapfapfap

Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?.

apperantly not, since women take everything so literal I doubt they would ever accept it.

At 12/15/09 06:29 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:24 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:18 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 12/15/09 06:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: How's the rack?

Also goes for barbecues/audio equipment, lol.

Great thanks. I just alphabetized it.

That's nice, but how are your breasts?

Pretty Good.

I haven't laughed as hard as I just did today. Thanks for the laughs, guys!

At 12/15/09 05:55 PM, KatieH wrote: Good :P

Pics or it didn't happen, famale.

This is NEWGROUNDS after all...

Pfft Poozy your choice if tranny is poor.

You'd make a shite sailor......

If you're going to ask "How're your tits doin" you may as well go full hog and say in your best english gentlemans voice
"Madam, I would like to give you a pearl necklace!"