How're your tits doin'?

[EyeLovePoozy]

I asked a chick that question earlier and got one of those filthy fuckin' looks that would've killed me if it could, as she crossed her arms across her ample sweater kittens in a defensive fashion and SCCCOOFFFFFFF'D. The bitch. Actually. Scoffed....

I ask myself and you, WTF?

Why is it alright to ask me "How's it hangin'?" That question refers to the state of a dude's bitch splitter and whether or not it's hanging to the left or to the right. The natural response that I give with no offense taken whatsoever is "Half mast and to the left/right".

Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?". If there isn't, there should be and we can use this thread to explore that terrain and right this injustice.

[Whensley]

Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?.

You so fucking wish.

[citricsquid]

she has a fucking dick. also aren't you married?

[OneGunn]

How's it drippin?

slightly, only slightly

[142201]

The girl in the pic you posted. What the hell in that in her pants?

[Whensley]

At 10/16/09 06:30 PM, citricsquid wrote: she has a fucking dick. also aren't you married?

That is to hide the unexpecting truth that a man has.

[Rucklo]

At 10/16/09 06:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Why is it alright to ask me "How's it hangin'?" That question refers to the state of a dude's bitch splitter and whether or not it's hanging to the left or to the right. The natural response that I give with no offense taken whatsoever is "Half mast and to the left/right".

well, the girl in the picture you could probably ask "how's it hanging" and get a reply similiar to the ones you yourself give when asked that same question...

[OneGunn]

At 10/16/09 06:32 PM, Rucklo wrote:

well, the girl in the picture you could probably ask "how's it hanging" and get a reply similiar to the ones you yourself give when asked that same question...

Also relevant to Lady Gaga

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Fucking this. I'm sure chicks have a term for referring to each other's meat puppies but they've hidden it away for centuries, because it's unfair to male existence and all women live for making it as painful as possible for men. How can we be attracted to such evil beasts?

[Mulchings]

How you holding up?

[Sizzlebuzz]

Usually when a man asks another man "how's it hangin?" it's fine, because you're another man. I have never seen a female ask a dude that. And besides, anymore, that phrase doesn't refer to the penis. It's more of just a greeting anymore.

As for you asking how her tits were doing, maybe you should have focused more on the vagina. I think that was why she got mad.

[Rucklo]

oh lol, i actually didn't see the penis, i only thought the pussy were a little more bulging than normal pussys lolololol what a failure i made of myself...

[ilikeblamingcrap]

Hey EyeLovePoozy, hows it hanging?

[Jerich0]

Chicks with dicks . com half chick half dick all the time.

[BareNakedMike]

Hey [name] how's your penis?

[PabMo]

At 10/16/09 06:35 PM, Rucklo wrote: oh lol, i actually didn't see the penis, i only thought the pussy were a little more bulging than normal pussys lolololol what a failure i made of myself...

It's ok. I didn't notice for a few seconds either. It's not done well enough.

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/16/09 06:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Why is it alright to ask me "How's it hangin'?" That question refers to the state of a dude's bitch splitter and whether or not it's hanging to the left or to the right.

Mine hangs to the right.

When I get a boner it is like my wang is doing the Nazi salute.

[Lunaful]

Its all down to gender stratification, Men can't say rude things to Women like "Hows your vagina?" (Dry/Moist hehe) or as you so rightly pointed out " Hows your tits?" (Perky hehe), For some people its socially unexceptionable but those people are prudes.

So Poozy, just keep flying the flag for men out there against those silly feminists in trouser suits with massive fanny bulges.

[TheReno]

Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?"

Hows it flappin? How're they holding? You could try overwhelming shock factor so that no matter what you say she will be to stunned to speak (as every good woman should be, not speaking). Spank her ass and cop a feel at the same time (or as close to as possible) and just say "I see your doing well." And then motorboat your way out of there.

You could ask "Wheres my sammitch?" The bitchs will get all huffy but the clever girls (the ones you want in bed) will say "In the fridge you lazy bastard"

[EyeLovePoozy]

How about "Feelin' fresh?" You know like in that cunt washing douche commercial where the daughter asks the mom is she sometimes doesn't feel so fresh, down there...

[TheReno]

At 10/16/09 06:56 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: How about "Feelin' fresh?" You know like in that cunt washing douche commercial where the daughter asks the mom is she sometimes doesn't feel so fresh, down there...

They will only get it if you grin like a moron. Other then that it should work.

[mamatequila]

Why ask when you can find out yourself? Haven't you ever seen chicks hug when they see each other? It's an assessment.

[pizza4ever]

wow poozy. just wow. someone as awesome as you should know that your supposed to touch them first.

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 10/16/09 07:14 PM, mamatequila wrote: Why ask when you can find out yourself? Haven't you ever seen chicks hug when they see each other? It's an assessment.

Just look at those poor little things... I wish I was there to console them in their hour of need.

[GiantDouche]

Asking never works because the inferior minds of women aren't able to comprehend words. I just walk up to them and squeeze their tits. No complaints so far.

[TheSporkLord]

At 10/16/09 07:29 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Asking never works because the inferior minds of women aren't able to comprehend words. I just walk up to them and squeeze their tits. No complaints so far.

yeah. Poozy , you're getting soft on us, just go give em a grab!!!

[therealanimator]

why do i have this weird feeling that jade will make an epic post in this thread.

[Bad-Man-Incorporated]

At 10/16/09 06:35 PM, Rucklo wrote: oh lol, i actually didn't see the penis, i only thought the pussy were a little more bulging than normal pussys lolololol what a failure i made of myself...

LAZER BEAM EYES MOTHERFUCKER.
In really real life you'd be givin that bitch a blow job by now.

And ...when the bitches ask "How's it hanging?"

Just show them. :D

[TheStonePilot]

Just saw 'How're they hangin'?' I guarantee you all the hot chicks will love you and immediately drown you in a sea of pussy.

[kamelona]

Were you just breastfeeding or are you just happy to see me?