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Posted at: 10/16/09 11:28 AM

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I'm sure some NGers actually have Girlfriends... well... this is for you guys.... anyway...

So, I just asked this girl to be my girlfriend... She said yes (you just gotta know how to say it).... Now what?


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Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.

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At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Figter wrote: Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.

I'm only 13... Girls my age (here at least) don't do sex... just yet...


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At 10/16/09 11:30 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Figter wrote: Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.
I'm only 13... Girls my age (here at least) don't do sex... just yet...

Pressure her for physical affection.

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Posted at: 10/16/09 11:33 AM

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ask her out again to the theater or something

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At 10/16/09 11:32 AM, LakeWonder wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:30 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Figter wrote: Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.
I'm only 13... Girls my age (here at least) don't do sex... just yet...
Pressure her for physical affection.

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Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.

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At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.

Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?


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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Then what the hell did you want us to talk about? Go hold her hand or something and wait for your balls to actually drop.

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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Hug her, take care of her, do stuff with her :P you can do tons of stuff with her.

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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Your name is about your balls.....

Also

Girls don't have sex at thirteen

You obviously don't know the right girls.


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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Why did you join newgrounds. Our logo character favorite saying is "cock joke".......
If you don't want to talk about mature things then quit.

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At 10/16/09 11:41 AM, LakeWonder wrote: If you don't want to talk about mature things then quit.

Uh.... I don't think you understand the definition of "mature"... maybe you should have said

"If you want to be an immature asshole then stay here."

If you actually wanted to have a conversation that could be slightly considered mature on this bbs then you would need to go to politics forum or something.


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Now you've done your job. Fuck her and get it over with.

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At 10/16/09 11:41 AM, LakeWonder wrote: Why did you join newgrounds. Our logo character favorite saying is "cock joke".......
If you don't want to talk about mature things then quit.

Dude... Just look at my fucking username. Does it look like I don't want to do that? Just 1 topic guys. Just 1 topic.

At 10/16/09 11:37 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Then what the hell did you want us to talk about? Go hold her hand or something

I wanted you to talk about what you do with your girlfriends, and you obviously don't have one.

and wait for your balls to actually drop.

BAAWWWW!!!! Is someone a little butthurt that their acne-ridden face is not attractive?

At 10/16/09 11:37 AM, Figter wrote: Hug her, take care of her, do stuff with her :P you can do tons of stuff with her.

Well Finally...


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Posted at: 10/16/09 11:48 AM

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"Hey Girlfriend, can you let me fuck you?"
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Go fuck yourself :D
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At 10/16/09 11:46 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:37 AM, Figter wrote: Hug her, take care of her, do stuff with her :P you can do tons of stuff with her.
Well Finally...

He was talking about anal sex, fool.

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At 10/16/09 11:49 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:46 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:37 AM, Figter wrote: Hug her, take care of her, do stuff with her :P
Well Finally...
He was talking about anal sex, fool.

you can do tons of stuff with her.
Agree.

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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Take her to the cinema to get to know her, that's what I did and I'm fucking old lmfao.

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At 10/16/09 11:51 AM, LakeWonder wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:49 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:46 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:37 AM, Figter wrote: Hug her, take care of her, do stuff with her :P
Well Finally...
He was talking about anal sex, fool.
you can do tons of stuff with her.
Agree.

You can tie her up to a chair and feed her with marshmallows.
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Go fuck yourself :D
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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Just figured it out. You never said Boners!

Tell her you have a some wood in your backyard that you need help moving.

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At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

No sex, dicks, and vaginas? Get the fuck on Newgrounds.

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At 10/16/09 12:15 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?
No sex, dicks, and vaginas? Get the fuck off Newgrounds.

fixed....

I'm an ass.

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now you get to hold hands, enjoy physical contact, and enjoy being bitched at until one of you crack, Bonn appetite.

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Just call her often, have common sense, and make her laugh.

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Ask her out to a movie or something? Jesus Christ what the hell do you think?

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At 10/16/09 11:30 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:29 AM, Figter wrote: Does she live near you ? then i think you could figure out the next move.
I'm only 13... Girls my age (here at least) don't do sex... just yet...

alcohol

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At 10/16/09 11:28 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote: I'm sure some NGers actually have Girlfriends... well... this is for you guys.... anyway...

So, I just asked this girl to be my girlfriend... She said yes (you just gotta know how to say it).... Now what?

Grab her co-

Uh. Take her to a movie.


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At 10/16/09 11:30 AM, Toshirou wrote: Your purpose in life is now done.
You can die happily

When I kill you in 5 seconds

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