How Do You Eat Your Burger??

[LockPad]

How do you eat ur Carls.Jr New Juicy Portobello Mushroom Six Dollar Burger?

[ZyklonB]

Bun first separately, then onions, tomato, lettuce, cheese and meat and then lastly the other bun.

[BerzerkingApe]

Never had one, but the picture makes me hungry.

[LockPad]

At 10/16/09 05:44 AM, BerzerkingApe wrote: Never had one, but the picture makes me hungry.

Thats too bad there arent any CarlsJr resturaunts in Holland, and lolz 4 saying ur hungry.

[flashwarrior]

Mushrooms aren't my style, so I pick them out, then I bite about halfway into it from one side, start eating the edges then go for the kill.

[turboNEGROID]

Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

[LockPad]

BTW you can see People like Smosh and Dave Days do some kickass parodys on youtube, thres also this other guy, He's "the black guy" (not racist) from "till Death".

[ChocEliteBar]

Could I jet say how I like all my burgers done instead since I haven't had one of those?

[NaziiNinja]

well I'd just start off by taking a huge bite out of it, and then I'll juHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

[LockPad]

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

[HighWayStar365]

If they only had the 'shrooms, swiss cheese, and the patty; it would be the greatest single thing I would have ever tasted.

[OMGhaxedlol]

my mouth is big enough to make that thing the equivalent of a happy meal at McDonalds...

no srsly

[turboNEGROID]

At 10/16/09 06:57 AM, LockPad wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

I'm against ruining good food by grinding up to slop, boiling it in saturated fats and serving it on buns.

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/16/09 07:01 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:57 AM, LockPad wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

I'm against ruining good food by grinding up to slop, boiling it in saturated fats and serving it on buns.

It's fine to haveba few (about 3) a month, no more than that. What are you, vegan?

[turboNEGROID]

At 10/16/09 07:04 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:01 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:57 AM, LockPad wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

I'm against ruining good food by grinding up to slop, boiling it in saturated fats and serving it on buns.

It's fine to haveba few (about 3) a month, no more than that. What are you, vegan?

This is food. This is ruined food.

[Falonefal]

I eat it with fries and cola.
Goes down smooth...
Oooooooh yeeaaaah...

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/16/09 07:11 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:04 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:01 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:57 AM, LockPad wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

I'm against ruining good food by grinding up to slop, boiling it in saturated fats and serving it on buns.

It's fine to haveba few (about 3) a month, no more than that. What are you, vegan?

This is food. This is ruined food.

Ground meat is used in tacos. Ground meat is used in some sauces. Ground meat is fucking awesome. Steaks are decent but burgers with the right stuff, oh man you just can't get enough of that.

Burgers > a lot of other foods.

[Falonefal]

At 10/16/09 07:39 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:11 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:04 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/16/09 07:01 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:57 AM, LockPad wrote:

At 10/16/09 06:54 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Burgers are disgusting. All ground meat should be outlawed.

How COe? R U a vegetarian/vegan or are you against slaughtering animals for the benifit of the Consumer and Producer.

I'm against ruining good food by grinding up to slop, boiling it in saturated fats and serving it on buns.

It's fine to haveba few (about 3) a month, no more than that. What are you, vegan?

This is food. This is ruined food.

Ground meat is used in tacos. Ground meat is used in some sauces. Ground meat is fucking awesome. Steaks are decent but burgers with the right stuff, oh man you just can't get enough of that.

Burgers > a lot of other foods.

A lot of other foods > Burgers

I said just as much truth as you have.
I even said more truth, since there is a LOT more food than burgers.
However, if you wanted to say that the taste of burgers is better than the taste of other food, you should've put a more correct formula:

Burger taste > taste of other food

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 10/16/09 05:31 AM, LockPad wrote: How do you eat ur Carls.Jr New Juicy Portobello Mushroom Six Dollar Burger?

Through my anus, obviously.

[Krbyfan1]

Simple. I don't go to Carl Juniors.

[JustsTrollingAlong]

At 10/16/09 11:39 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Simple. I don't go to Carl Juniors.

Well... I don't go to Hardees either.

Any burger joint that thinks it's ok for you to pay 6 bucks for a burger and doesn't have somebody to deliver it to your table on a non-disposable plate is bullshit.

[Rokas1337]

i put it in my mouth and chew! its the new style that everyone is doing

[Lost-Chances]

...Normally?

[WeirdJamFace]

First, I'd remove everything from the burger except the chicken.
I'd then eat the chicken.

I don't even eat burgers. Ever.

[WhiteDJ]

I don't goto fast food places, I make my own burgers. :P

[MikeVouros]

Chicken sandwiches ftw.

[Tribalfusion-X]

That's a pretty stuffed burger, but it does look tasty. I guess I'd press it flat and try to bite chunks of it. If it can't fit in my mouth, I'd either remove an ingredient or bite pieces from only a few parts of it at a time.

[ZagmenO]

...The same way I eat any burger?

What's this, some kind of viral ad or something?

[M-Y]

I eat it with grilled cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions and bacon

[ZombieKangaroo]

That burger looks nasty, a good ol' double cheeseburger is perfect for me.