Forum Topic: How depressed is Newgrounds?

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JustAnotherUser

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Posted at: 10/16/09 04:21 AM

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Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Okay, the Internet told me I was all right, no reason to worry.

ORLY?

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Rottenberry

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Posted at: 10/16/09 04:26 AM

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Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Internet says I'm bipolar. Fuck I guess I should tell my parents!

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Sinitech

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Posted at: 10/16/09 04:38 AM

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Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Extremely High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

That's alright, once I start masturbating on old people that are taking public transportation again, it should all level out.


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irishiweredrunk

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Posted at: 10/16/09 04:42 AM

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Your Depression Test Results Have Been Calculated

Below you will find your depression test results, broken out by six different kinds of depression. Scores range from Very Slight to Extremely High. You can click on each disorder to get more information.

Keep in mind that these scores are not a substitute for a professional diagnosis. No web site can diagnose depression or rule it out. If you believe that you may be suffering from a depressive disorder, please consult with your general practicioner or visit a psychologist in your area.
Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Cyclothymia

Cyclothymia is a mild form of bipolar disorder. It is characterized by mood fluctuations that shift between depressive and hypomanic phases. Cyclothymics do not experience the extremes of major depression or manic episodes.

The depressive or hypomania symptoms of cyclothymia may last for a few days to several weeks at a time, with brief intervals of normal mood in between. Personality changes are often evident to family and friends. Individuals who have a stable mood for longer than two months at a time are not likely cyclothymic. Symptoms may be mimicked by substance abuse, borderline personality disorder, or other mood disorder. A family history of depressive or bipolar disorders increases the risk.
Symptoms of Cyclothymia
Hypomanic Phase

* Excessive confidence and self-esteem
* Reduced ability to concentrate, easily distracted
* Sleep difficulties, excessive energy
* Heightened irritability
* Reduced inhibitions, may make foolish decisions
* Hypomania lasts between several days and several weeks

Depressive Phase

* Feelings of inadequacy, low self-confidence
* Difficulty falling asleep, unrestful sleep
* Fatigue, lack of energy
* Negative thinking, feelings of guilt and sadness
* Loss of interest in formerly enjoyable activities
* Depression lasting between several days and several weeks

The cycling between phases must be present for at least two years for a diagnosis (one year for teenagers). Work and family life are often negatively affected by the shifting moods.
Differences by Gender and Age

Cyclothymia, like the related bipolar disorder, affects men and women in roughly equal numbers. The disorder typically begins in the teenage or young adult years. Onset later in life is rare, and may be brought on by substance abuse or certain medications. Cyclothymia may progress to bipolar, though treatment may prevent this.

Cyclothymia my ass!

Well i suppose it's wrong, i mean. it does say it doesn't count for an ACTUAL diagnosis.


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willisx90

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Posted at: 10/16/09 04:48 AM

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Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate

In response to an earlier quarrel - sure everyone thinks of suicide at least once, but that's not the point. It's to what degree are you seriously considering. Hence the follow up question about whether or not you've planned it out or attempted it.

Most of the quiz questions clearly focused only on depression. I don't think there were nearly enough questions to give a clear estimate on SAD. In fact, I recall only two or three. That's pretty lame, even if it was just for "entertainment" purposes.

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Posted at: 10/16/09 05:00 AM

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No further comment at the moment.

How depressed is Newgrounds?

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turboNEGROID

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Posted at: 10/16/09 06:02 AM

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At 10/16/09 04:05 AM, Reed wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:59 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:56 AM, Reed wrote: who honestly hasn't at least THOUGHT about it once
I haven't.
yes you have! You thought about it just now

No I didn't.

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irishiweredrunk

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At 10/16/09 06:02 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
At 10/16/09 04:05 AM, Reed wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:59 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:56 AM, Reed wrote: who honestly hasn't at least THOUGHT about it once
I haven't.
yes you have! You thought about it just now
No I didn't.

You also never lost the game, right?
Wait! I think i have it! turboNEGROID doesn't think at all.


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Posted at: 10/16/09 06:18 AM

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I'm not surprised by my results, I'm a pretty upbeat guy. :)

How depressed is Newgrounds?

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Jack

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Posted at: 10/16/09 06:32 AM

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Get them razor blades away from me.

Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

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Posted at: 10/16/09 06:33 AM

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I got very slight on all of them, except for bi-poler, i got moderate.

Jonners made da sig.

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turboNEGROID

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At 10/16/09 06:10 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote:
At 10/16/09 06:02 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
At 10/16/09 04:05 AM, Reed wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:59 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
At 10/16/09 03:56 AM, Reed wrote: who honestly hasn't at least THOUGHT about it once
I haven't.
yes you have! You thought about it just now
No I didn't.
You also never lost the game, right?
Wait! I think i have it! turboNEGROID doesn't think at all.

and i fukked ur mom LMOAFFFAFhajsfhsah oh man someone get this guy to the burn ward couse he got singed!!!!!!!!!!!1

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DrHood

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Posted at: 10/16/09 06:47 AM

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Bipolar? I'm not quite sure. Cyclothymia? Oh yeah. Major depression. Definitely not.

How depressed is Newgrounds?

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flashwarrior

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Thought I trusted you depression test, then I told you about how I dislike winter times very much and say I have a disease.

"Seasonal Affective Disorder: High"

Can't a man hate being cold and not be depressed?

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Posted at: 10/16/09 07:43 AM

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Everything except "Bipolar Disorder" was very slight, BD was Slight.

Critic either praises either hurts. Don't cry when it hurts.
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irishiweredrunk

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At 10/16/09 06:46 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
and i fukked ur mom LMOAFFFAFhajsfhsah oh man someone get this guy to the burn ward couse he got singed!!!!!!!!!!!1

You do realize you have to be at least 13 to get onto this site, right?


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At 10/16/09 08:02 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote:
At 10/16/09 06:46 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
and i fukked ur mom LMOAFFFAFhajsfhsah oh man someone get this guy to the burn ward couse he got singed!!!!!!!!!!!1
You do realize you have to be at least 13 to get onto this site, right?

Rules are for pussies.
Also, rules are to break them.
Unless you will be banned for it :3

Critic either praises either hurts. Don't cry when it hurts.
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MrFinland

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Posted at: 10/16/09 09:29 AM

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It seems I am depressed.

/wrists

How depressed is Newgrounds?


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turboNEGROID

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At 10/16/09 08:02 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote:
At 10/16/09 06:46 AM, turboNEGROID wrote:
and i fukked ur mom LMOAFFFAFhajsfhsah oh man someone get this guy to the burn ward couse he got singed!!!!!!!!!!!1
You do realize you have to be at least 13 to get onto this site, right?

You've got to be kidding.

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robin1232

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Posted at: 10/16/09 09:52 AM

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Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

just because there's this girl I like and she already has a boyfriend... (altough I liked her before that but hadnt seen her in some time)
this happened to me before so it really sucks.
when she breaks up with him I think the scores will be much lower


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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 10/16/09 12:55 PM

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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

meh. I'm normal.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Lorkas

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Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

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Lorkas

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The fuck is Cyclothymia anyway? A lot of guys here (including me) scored high on it. I tried wikiing but it's too scientific there and I can't be assed to nerd my way out of this.

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Posted at: 10/16/09 01:07 PM

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Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm a pro at being a depressive fuck.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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Thought it will be so...

How depressed is Newgrounds?

Firepower, literally!

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Lorkas

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At 10/16/09 01:07 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm a pro at being a depressive fuck.

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No shit?

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At 10/16/09 01:11 PM, Lorkas wrote: BBS Posts: 30,530 (15.69 per day)

No shit?

What can I say? I have a lot of time by myself.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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ParadoxVenom

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Posted at: 10/16/09 01:13 PM

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Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

I'm not too worried. Most of it probably roots back with my sleeping problems and recent events I'm dealing with.


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I got high in Cyclothymia. Not surprising though. We are all a little crazy.

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At 10/16/09 01:12 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 10/16/09 01:11 PM, Lorkas wrote: BBS Posts: 30,530 (15.69 per day)

No shit?
What can I say? I have a lot of time by myself.

Guess that's one thing we have in common!

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