I'm Read To Date A Black Girl. Porn

[Stoicish]

I've decided that the time is right.

I am ready to defy my parents objections and date a black girl. I think the time is just right for me to date a black girl.

The white girl has become very predictable, but a black girl is different. They have a whole other culture that seems wild and potentially dangerous.

Now the only problem with this is that I am white. I am so white that I am almost devoid of any cool and if you see me dance you'll wonder if some critter is crawling in my pants. So it is going to be a great challenge to see if I can actually pull this off.

Trust me I have been propositioned a couple of times by some black girls, but I didn't go after it because (at the time) I was too scared. Well, I have removed all fear I had of women and I am ready to jump in and see if I can date a black girl.

Proof below to all my white friends that there are sexy black women:

[Kiryuku]

Stop putting porn at the end of all your topics.

[Twistedsanta]

At 10/15/09 10:12 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Stop putting porn at the end of all your topics.

It's a pathetic attempt to get more people to view it. Very stupid...

But goddamn it it worked....

[bgraybr]

At 10/15/09 10:16 PM, Twistedsanta wrote:

At 10/15/09 10:12 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Stop putting porn at the end of all your topics.

It's a pathetic attempt to get more people to view it. Very stupid...

But goddamn it it worked....

47 views 2 replies... yup.

[Parlux]

I dated a few black girls in my time and I will never again. Most of them stink like fucked up project apartment buildings and when you do get a clean black girl she can't really pass for black cause she acts white.

Spanish chicks ftw

[korg53]

Good luck, don't get too scared, some (not all) chicks tend to be agressive with white boys (you can't put aside history between black & white ppl, but you can try like Robert De Niro).
Think about Robert De Niro ;)

[junkas]

At 10/15/09 10:22 PM, Parlux wrote: clean black girl she can't really pass for black cause she acts white.

Best of both worlds.

[ViZi]

At 10/15/09 10:12 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Stop putting porn at the end of all your topics.

At least this one actually had a pic though.

[Captain-Ben]

At 10/15/09 10:10 PM, Stoicish wrote: if you see me dance you'll wonder if some critter is crawling in my pants.

Did you just make an unintentional rhyme? Oh my god guys, the rap gods must have chosen him, these kinds of things don't just WOAH WHAT IS THAT THING ON MY ELBOW?!

[Synthesize]

Well, I've dated black girls before. If you're going to date some, be ready to dance with them often, talk about a new rap song, and be cool when other guys try hitting on her, but be prepared to stand up for her. It's hard being an interracial couple, and I think black and white is the hardest. You're probably gonna get a lot of insults and criticism, but if you're really ready, you'll have to learn how to face that and accept it.

[Invisable-Ranger]

Hey guys, how do you "read" a black girl?

[blakemo]

At 10/15/09 10:42 PM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: Hey guys, how do you "read" a black girl?

Exactly what I thought when I read the topic. I actually dated a girl in my class who was half black (and the other half was white), but I don't get how you think you "get to" date a black girl, like it's a task or something you earn.

[ELITE-101]

careful black girls are more likely to hurt you, if you fuck them over

[Ranchero]

I wanna do a persian chick. Does this make me a terrorist?

[korg53]

At 10/15/09 11:55 PM, Ranchero wrote: I wanna do a persian chick. Does this make me a terrorist?

Only if you cover your face.

[slingshot14]

Well if there's anything I know from my experiences with black women is that the whiter you are, the more they like you. I guess it's because white men tend to act a lot differently from black men and they just want a change from it all. My advice, act as white as possible. Watch some Brady Bunch and go to a Banana Republic every now and then.

[rumerio]

Gabrielle Union is fucking amazingly hot, if you can find a girl like her congratulations.

[Obsessed117]

Is someone trying to froll?

[AnonymousAlchemist]

At 10/15/09 10:31 PM, Captain-Ben wrote:

At 10/15/09 10:10 PM, Stoicish wrote: if you see me dance you'll wonder if some critter is crawling in my pants.

Did you just make an unintentional rhyme? Oh my god guys, the rap gods must have chosen him, these kinds of things don't just WOAH WHAT IS THAT THING ON MY ELBOW?!

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

WOO! I got ants in my pants
I wanna do a dance
gotta take a chance
maybe find some romance.

Lame.