Be a Supporter!

Microsoft sucks at making ads.

  • 1,544 Views
  • 32 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:17:59 Reply

Have you noticed this?
I mean, have you seen their new phone commerical? It was the stupidest commercial I've ever seen.
And I honestly just saw an advertismenet on Digg that only had the Microsoft logo on it.

By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.
james44445
james44445
  • Member since: Nov. 26, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:20:44 Reply

no i haven't seen their new commercial for the phone, but Microsoft's ads generally suck.
apple's are much better


YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Hellian00
Hellian00
  • Member since: Sep. 22, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:21:38 Reply

Phone? Is this for Project Pink?

DaMiStudios
DaMiStudios
  • Member since: Jun. 8, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:22:44 Reply

You JUST noticed?

wow, you are not very observant.

the onl adds they make that DON'T suck are for the XBOX 360 stuff.
other than that, they PHAIL OUT LOUWD!

Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:24:43 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:22 PM, DaMiStudios wrote: You JUST noticed?

Of course not.
It's just the ad on Digg forced me to create this thread.

The-Condor
The-Condor
  • Member since: May. 19, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:25:27 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.

You're argument is invalid, Stop making threads, Die in a hole.

Cool story bro!

Zombie Crew.
Steam ID: Condor .'.'.'. PSN ID: JoeNG1

BBS Signature
Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:26:19 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:25 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.
You're argument is invalid, Stop making threads, Die in a hole.

Cool story bro!

Your, not you're.

Hellian00
Hellian00
  • Member since: Sep. 22, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:30:47 Reply

Link. Looks like they made a pretty good one for the Zune HD.

The-Condor
The-Condor
  • Member since: May. 19, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 20:41:00 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:26 PM, JollySpace wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:25 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.
You're argument is invalid, Stop making threads, Die in a hole.

Cool story bro!
Your, not you're.

Okay, How about: You're a giant faggot, go die in a fire. I hope you and your idiotic ideals about apple being "TEH PWN" burn along with your failed social life. I also hope you drop you needless complaints about grammar on the fucking internet stop too.


Zombie Crew.
Steam ID: Condor .'.'.'. PSN ID: JoeNG1

BBS Signature
gumOnShoe
gumOnShoe
  • Member since: May. 29, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:06:36 Reply

You just haven't been watching the goodones.


Newgrounds Anthology? 20,000 Word Max. [Submit]

Music? Click Sig:

BBS Signature
PenguinKommando
PenguinKommando
  • Member since: Jul. 29, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:17:17 Reply

Apple users are suckers and faggots. Jobs and Wozniak are robbing you and you love it because you love the hard throbbing cock of corporate America shoved firmly up your ass while fondling Job's balls and gobbling down Wozniak's shaft. You also probably only buy Macs because "everyone else did it and they had an ad that said you're stupid and unpopular if you don't and I GOTTA BE POPULAAAAAR". If you cant go somewhere on the internet, and are so negligent about taking care of your computer that you need to purchase "Babby's First Computer" (Yeah, I remember those fucking colored Apple computers, they looked like a fucking Fischer Price toy, good luck getting laid when some smokin hot babe walks into your room and sees that on your desk - oh wai-) because one of the features is "it can't be broken", then you should just stop using a computer all together and go back to stupidly fumbling through life and bumping into shit all day, and generally being a stupid, dumb, clumsy fuck.

Sincerely, Bill


BBS Signature
Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:24:10 Reply

At 10/15/09 10:17 PM, PenguinKommando wrote: Apple users are suckers and faggots. Jobs and Wozniak are robbing you and you love it because you love the hard throbbing cock of corporate America shoved firmly up your ass while fondling Job's balls and gobbling down Wozniak's shaft. You also probably only buy Macs because "everyone else did it and they had an ad that said you're stupid and unpopular if you don't and I GOTTA BE POPULAAAAAR". If you cant go somewhere on the internet, and are so negligent about taking care of your computer that you need to purchase "Babby's First Computer" (Yeah, I remember those fucking colored Apple computers, they looked like a fucking Fischer Price toy, good luck getting laid when some smokin hot babe walks into your room and sees that on your desk - oh wai-) because one of the features is "it can't be broken", then you should just stop using a computer all together and go back to stupidly fumbling through life and bumping into shit all day, and generally being a stupid, dumb, clumsy fuck.

Sincerely, Bill

You sir, are an idiot.
First of all, the commericals did not convice me to get a mac. It was many YouTube videos.
Second, why are you bringing the past into this? I mean the past Windows computers didn't look so great either. But I do completely agree. Those '96 (I believe?) iMac's did suck. The looks and the way they ran sucked. Would you like to know why? It's because Microsoft was running Apple at that time.

And finally, if you said sincerely Bill, and you where referring to Bill Gates, I believe I should inform you that Bill Gates actually likes Macs. He even said it in an interview.

ViZi
ViZi
  • Member since: Sep. 13, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:24:45 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:26 PM, JollySpace wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:25 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.
You're argument is invalid, Stop making threads, Die in a hole.

Cool story bro!
Your, not you're.

Grammar Nazi's FTW

Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:26:57 Reply

At 10/15/09 10:24 PM, ViZi wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:26 PM, JollySpace wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:25 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.
You're argument is invalid, Stop making threads, Die in a hole.

Cool story bro!
Your, not you're.
Grammar Nazi's FTW

Agreed.

PenguinKommando
PenguinKommando
  • Member since: Jul. 29, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:38:15 Reply

At 10/15/09 10:24 PM, JollySpace wrote:
At 10/15/09 10:17 PM, PenguinKommando wrote: Apple users are suckers and faggots. You also probably only buy Macs because "everyone else did it and I GOTTA BE POPULAAAAAR".
First of all, the commericals did not convice me to get a mac. It was [all the people in youtube videos who had one].

How many posters of dicks do you have hanging in your room, honestly?


BBS Signature
fuzzies
fuzzies
  • Member since: Nov. 28, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 19
Animator
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:45:36 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.

That explains this whole thread...


I lurk these forums like a fat kid lurks cake.

BBS Signature
StrangelyMauled
StrangelyMauled
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 22:46:20 Reply

Microsoft sucks anyways, OH SNAP!

No, I'm kidding but I have to agree their ads don't make their stuff look all that great.


Pull a knife in a gunfight. Stab him while he is laughing.

BBS Signature
All-Hallows
All-Hallows
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2000
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 23:22:46 Reply

At 10/15/09 10:06 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: You just haven't been watching the goodones.

Sure, that looks neat and futuristic now, but just wait a few years. Then it will seem all zeerusty like these old AT&T You Will ads


too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die

BBS Signature
Toiletpaper
Toiletpaper
  • Member since: May. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 23:27:25 Reply

Apple has worse commercials, especially the mac vs pc one's.

Hi, I'm a PC fanboy

I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

BBS Signature
D3NTATUS
D3NTATUS
  • Member since: Aug. 30, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 23:35:20 Reply

Yeah.

TheReno
TheReno
  • Member since: Mar. 25, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-15 23:40:36 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:17 PM, JollySpace wrote: Have you noticed this?
I mean, have you seen their new phone commerical? It was the stupidest commercial I've ever seen.
And I honestly just saw an advertismenet on Digg that only had the Microsoft logo on it.

By the way, I am an Apple fanboy.

Microsoft doesnt have to make a good comerical, they know they're the best. Same thing between Vegas and Atlantic City. "Oh yeah the boardwalk is so cool man" "Oh really? Well the entire fucking city of vegas is kickass. Even their airports are awesome."

You dont have to work hard promoting yourself when your the best. All you have to do is say your here and go about your day.


Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

BBS Signature
iMini
iMini
  • Member since: Mar. 4, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Movie Buff
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 02:15:52 Reply

I fucking love that new Windows Phone advert!


illicit makes a damn good signature.

BBS Signature
Drake
Drake
  • Member since: Oct. 7, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 33
Audiophile
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 02:41:58 Reply

Their Bing commercials are fucking annoying. They need to stop making TV ads.


ceb @ twitter | Jerkcity, est. 1998 | Tateos is a cool guy.

BBS Signature
newgroundslover94
newgroundslover94
  • Member since: May. 8, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 03:02:24 Reply

they need to have some hot babes in them! lol


BBS Signature
Sierra
Sierra
  • Member since: Nov. 25, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 03:11:03 Reply

I'm not really bothered by how good the ads are - I'd rather have a decent quality product than a great advert for trash. I don't remember any ads from Microsoft, except the Xbox 360 ones, which I find annoying. I'm not a fan of Apple's adverts either though.


I'm on Last.fm!
Also, I used to be YeOldeSierra. Now I'm just Sierra :3

Fullsteel
Fullsteel
  • Member since: May. 19, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 04:40:18 Reply

So you make a thread because you don't like microsoft, and their ads.
We get it, shut the fuck up.


lol signatures in a forum

Sinitech
Sinitech
  • Member since: Aug. 14, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Audiophile
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 04:45:08 Reply

Does Microsoft really need to have good advertising?

Everyone already knows who they are, what they make, and the quality of their products.

But then, a company that probably rolls in semen covered money shouldn't have any problem throwing a few funds toward their advertising.


"..." - ...

BBS Signature
Jolly
Jolly
  • Member since: Jun. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 43
Programmer
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 22:15:10 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:35 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Yeah.

This.
Part of that guys arm is still black.

lol.
Tehpivot
Tehpivot
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 22:29:53 Reply

"Hey, just to show how much people like PC's, were're going to watch people buy laptops and give them $1000 if they buy a PC!!"
BRIBERY
"And a good gaming computer too lol!"
Dumb shit, you're on a laptop. The most you'll get out of it is solitaire.

PCs can be sexy machines. Its just that windows(DOS actually, Microsoft's "operating system" is DOS with a skin that they COPIED from Apple's first computers.) fucks the entire machine up.

PS: I use a Mac and a PC, and Linux runs the PC 10x faster
PSS: I like the Mac better


"Spend all night with him, youll wind up with a sore ass. Spend all night with me and youll wind up with a smart ass - Jedi's Groucho Ma impression"

BBS Signature
RaptorJesus
RaptorJesus
  • Member since: Oct. 10, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 19
Blank Slate
Response to Microsoft sucks at making ads. 2009-10-16 23:18:31 Reply

The ones where they give people cash to buy a PC at Best Buy and make defamatory comments about Macs are pretty homosexual too.

I bet half those people sell the PC afterwards and go buy a Mac.


__________________________
✝ I'm a Christian ✝