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Ever have those really screwed up bits of cereal?

The odd things that you sometimes find in boxes. The most common being stuck-together cheerios, some horrifying examples simply blobs of crunchy stuff.

I opened up some Panda Puffs (Peanut butter cereal. Organic, not like I care), and listened to the clinking of puffs crashing into ceramic. Then, there was a PLUNK.

I looked, and I found this beast. It looks to be a glob of unfinished panda puff assimilating several others.

I put it next to another Panda Puff for reference.

And then ate it.

Mutant Cereal

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At 10/15/09 05:51 PM, Kurofelis wrote: It looks to be a glob of unfinished panda puff assimilating several others.

Prepare to be assimilated.


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I was considering trying that cerial once because I really like peanut butter, but the fact that it was in the hippie section of the A&P put me off it

How is it?

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Eh, not so much with cereal, but I do remember when I got like 4 Doritoes stacked on top of each other.

The mutated snacks usually taste bad imo.

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One time i was eating coa-coa puffs and i found micheal jackson in my 4th spoonful...i was surprised...

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oh shit! hes fucking angreh!!

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At 10/15/09 05:55 PM, megakill wrote: oh shit! hes fucking angreh!!

LMAO!!!!

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You'll find that in any processed food, like chips for example, or crackers. I always find two or more half made animal crackers stuck to each other whenever I enjoy some. Often in a bag of Combos some of the pretzel shell is demolished or the cheese is on the outside.

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At 10/15/09 05:53 PM, JadedTombstone wrote: One time i was eating coa-coa puffs and i found micheal jackson in my 4th spoonful...i was surprised...

I found 4 kids in my cheeros once. Disney made a movie about it.

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At 10/15/09 05:53 PM, Welbanks wrote:
How is it?

It's pretty fine, actually. Doesn't taste like most organocrap.

At 10/15/09 05:53 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
The mutated snacks usually taste bad imo.

It didn't taste so bad this time.

Which is funny, because the thing was pretty much a glob of peanut butter with puffs in it. You don't often find raw material with the finished.

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Bahaha that's hilarious, as well as disgusting. But I applaud you for eating it.

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At 10/15/09 05:51 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I opened up some Panda Puffs (Peanut butter cereal. Organic, not like I care), and listened to the clinking of puffs crashing into ceramic. Then, there was a PLUNK.

Huh, where I live that cereal is marketed as Gorilla Munch.


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At 10/15/09 05:53 PM, JadedTombstone wrote: One time i was eating coa-coa puffs and i found micheal jackson in my 4th spoonful...i was surprised...

U killed Micheal Jackson by eating him!!

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once i got a chocolate coockie chrisp like 100% chocolate

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I used to get Shreddies, and I'd always get one massive one made out of numerous smaller ones still stuck together.

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I was eating Honey Bunches of Oats once and found a bunch almost as big as my thumb.


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At 10/15/09 08:44 PM, Samen wrote:
At 10/15/09 05:51 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I opened up some Panda Puffs (Peanut butter cereal. Organic, not like I care), and listened to the clinking of puffs crashing into ceramic. Then, there was a PLUNK.
Huh, where I live that cereal is marketed as Gorilla Munch.

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Mike And Ike candies are common vicims,found a square one once,I didn't want to eat it,but I looovvvee Mike and Ikes.

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At 10/15/09 08:44 PM, Samen wrote:
At 10/15/09 05:51 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I opened up some Panda Puffs (Peanut butter cereal. Organic, not like I care), and listened to the clinking of puffs crashing into ceramic. Then, there was a PLUNK.
Huh, where I live that cereal is marketed as Gorilla Munch.

Gorilla Munch is different, I believe. It's sort of like regular puff instead of peanut butter. The company that makes them is rather odd.

Oh, and here's another pic. Before I devoured the thing. I took like four.

You can see the shininess of the peanut butter. And the lovely tablecloth.

Mutant Cereal

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