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Kids like him should be spayed or neutered.

Lol what an asshat that kid is. The whole country is watching TV to see if he is still alive while he sits in his box.

The bull shit thing about it is...

HE WASN'T EVEN IN THE FUCKING BALLOON!!

maybe the kid is planning on world domination...!!!!!!!!!!

At 10/15/09 02:58 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: It keeps bringing up a message that a popup has been blocked. I've turned my popup blocker off too.

Same =(
I think I saw it on the Yahoo frontpage though.

With a name like Falcon, why not.

wow who new a meme would be born today?

This kid deserves the Medal Of Epic Trolling.

SERIOUSLY, I have never, ever, EVER known a better troll in all my life.

It was a hoax. The kid was found in his house.

Hopefully this becomes a meme. Ever heard anyone say NewGrounds meme?
No, because 4chan sucks dick.

I heard that the kid was alive the whole time in the attic with my mom.

Her first words:

"That little turd! xD"

Agreed. It was truly funny how it ended.

I knew this couldn't be true the moment I saw the "aircraft." There is no way that thing could even carry an infant. Even if it could, where would this 6 year old kid possibly be? Where's no way he's in there with the helium...

People are pretty fucking dumb.

The kids an IRL Troll!

At 10/15/09 08:50 PM, Fineas wrote: Hopefully this becomes a meme. Ever heard anyone say NewGrounds meme?
No, because 4chan sucks dick.

It has become one, I've been on 4chan almost all day.

At 10/15/09 06:32 PM, Shnam wrote: Lol what an asshat that kid is. The whole country is watching TV to see if he is still alive while he sits in his box.

He said his parents made him do it for publicity didnt he? Thats what I heard, anyway.

At 10/15/09 08:48 PM, Fineas wrote: It was a hoax. The kid was found in his house.

I think the whole thing was a Hoax now that you think of it.
They say he stole it, then convieniently after it lands they come to the conclusion only then that it couldn't have held his wait.

MEDIA NEWS = is the equavilant to Professional Wrestling, only worse.

Oh right, and guess what's even more interesting? I do apologize for the double post, but I just didn't want to post a new thread. Balloon boy was all a damn media hoax. You don't gotta believe me, and I'm not giving you any link. Google it.

At 10/15/09 08:50 PM, Fineas wrote: Hopefully this becomes a meme. Ever heard anyone say NewGrounds meme?
No, because 4chan sucks dick.

Newgrounds didn't make this story. Or make it funny. Or make it widespread. In fact, sir, I'm not entirely sure you quite know what a meme is.

Damnit he is alive and in the attic? WHAT THE FUCK I wanted him to be in the balloon

Ha! These parents are kooks!

Last night on CNN, it came to my attention that "Balloon Boy" mumbled "You said we could do this for a show." Then it was immediately posted onto youtube and I listened to it more intently; I was right in hearing that.

CNN this morning asked the same exact question and the father said something along the lines of,

"I couldn't really hear what he was saying as I have this thing in my ear, after the first set of interviews Falcon was showing the media how he got out for some TV show."

Uh-hmmm...

Video 1

Video 2

And listen to this Rap video made by them, what do you hear?

Rap Video

"You guys said..... that we did this for a show"

Wolf Blitzer: I didn't quite understand what he said.

LMFAO FAIL!

I wonder how much money they wasted on this prank?
What with all the emergency services, the national guard etc

At 10/16/09 08:31 AM, Mulchings wrote: I wonder how much money they wasted on this prank?
What with all the emergency services, the national guard etc

2 million, and a close on flights for planes and whatnot.

With the economy as it is now and everything... damn...

We should just euthanize him, and his parents.

At 10/15/09 08:50 PM, Fineas wrote: Hopefully this becomes a meme.

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned
upside down;
And I liked to take a minute: Just sit right there, I'll
tell you how I almost flew in a balloon of hot air.
In... wester...n Colorado, born and raised;
chasing 'nados is how I
spent most of my days;
chillin' in a basket, relaxing all cool, we were
shooting some helium, outside by the pool;
when a couple of gusts that
were up to no good, made the balloon fly up out my neighborhood.
Thought I was on one little flight, my dad got scared said, "My son's
in that basket way on up in the air."
They... whistled for a chopper and when it came near,
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had some newsguys in there;
If anything i could say that this situation was rare,
they were trying to follow me way on up in the air.
It landed on the ground about over 9000 or 8;
With a note to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
Looked at my attic; I had always been there,
giving the nationwide media a tale of hot air.

Purdy good.

At 10/16/09 12:17 PM, Dgp15 wrote: Some crazy off the wall shit

omfg lmfao, epic

Falcon Keene is awesome, revealing that it's all a publicity stunt and making it look like an accidental slip.

I'm on to you Falc!

He was just hiding in the attic. His brother is the one who told them he had crawled into the balloon.

As of 10:00 AM in the morning, Balloon Boy's family confess revealing they planned this 2 weeks beforehand, and asked their children to lie to the media.

All I have to say is... "Finally."

Check it!