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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 12:29:37 Reply

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon!

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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 14:12:25 Reply

Learn from Moran and Brand. Real stand-ups. Also Eddie.

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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 15:30:20 Reply

Really, really god awful jokes.

What is life with no creativity?
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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 15:41:50 Reply

Do you like fishsticks?

Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

What are you, a gay fish?

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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 15:48:57 Reply

a good comedy routine consists of funny stories with whiz-bang endings not a quick racist joke

Fuck that I'd do these bitches DIRTY

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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 15:56:36 Reply
At 10/15/09 09:52 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: Q. How do you stop a polish tank?
A. Shoot the people in the back pushing it.

Now I'm Polish and I found that fucking hilarious. It's true we fail at technology. However every joke deathlock has tried thus far has only succeeded in making my face connect firmly with my palm.

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Response to My comedy routine 2009-10-15 15:57:14 Reply

One time there was this biker who loved to travel all around North America. So one time god came down to him and said "I will grant you one wish, whatever it is you want it will be done". So after a few minutes of thinking the biker replied "I would like a bridge that extends all the way around the earth, this way, I can travel all around it". God said "are you sure, this will cost a lot of time, not to mention money and human lives! Is that surely what you want?" So after rethinking his opinion he said "Fine then, I would like the power to understand women" and god said "so how long is that bridge you wanted?"