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The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:01:32 Reply

It's horrible.

I'll break it down for you by the first three episodes and my thoughts.

Pilot:
1:08-Okay...so far this is a normal Family Guy episode with a lame cutaway joke where Cleveland Jr. aged fast...you know what? Why the fuck not? It's stupid, but I'll forgive it because it came from a show where a chick was pregnant for 5 years.
1:15-THE FUCK IS UP WITH CLEVELAND JR's VOICE!? He sounds like the Coco Puffs guy on half speed and crack.
1:25-The first real joke non-Family Guy related and it's horrible.
2:00-Okay, I giggled at the lame "coming" joke, but it wasn't that great.
2:43- Oh God, kill me now.
2:50- Wait!? When did Bonnie have the baby?
3:23- Shameless girls making out and Quagmire making an awful joke. I begin to wonder if he is getting his own spinoff.
3:53- Realizes Peter is stupid, but the French joke was funny how?
4:07- o.O (Hearing the themesong for the first time)
4:19- Why is there a bear? Is there really a bear or does it just rhyme?
4:43- Cleveland Jr's voice makes me want to punch a baby.
4:46- So you are saying Gene Hackman is gay? What?
5:30- I am hearing crickets and thinking about vagina's because he made a muff joke.
6:22- I verbally yelled an expletive because this show fails at the funny.
6:50- Thought about a cat even though the idiotic fur joke was about something else. Thought about adopting a cat and then killing it. This show is bad.
7:10- Okay, so Cleveland Jr. is essentially Black Chris. Well then Tv show, wow me some more.
7:22- FIRST RACIAL JOKE! WOO! A set up for the confused racist character who is probably going to be more awkward than funny.
7:30- Douchebag!
8:21- Little black kid an obvious replacement for Stewie. Only he's black! And sexual! How can you rape comedy anymore show? Please, please let me know!
8:25- Want to kill midgets now.
9:00- Ahem, this has moved right on to unfunny offensive. "6 Al-Queda's!" and "Oh no you didn't Al-Queda's!" The daughter might as well have AIDS and have a trick baby or two while we are at it. You know, cause the show is black.
9:12- You know if you are trying to be different then maybe you shouldn't use the same cutaway joke formula that Family Guy uses.
9:20- Predictable, but I laughed.
9:42- Boyfriend is Federline...oh god...no...no...
9:56- If my daughter tells me shit like that then its time for a little domestic abuse.
10:05- Did the fucking show just make fun of itself? Does it not have any confidence in itself or something?
10:23- K-FED is gone so stop making jokes about the douche.
10:52- First, the joke wasn't funny, but now you are running it to rock bottom.
11:38- There...there is a bear...why?
11:44- Novelty gone. Voice annoying. Must go to California and kill creator.
12:37- Started to think about jabbing a pen in my eyes.
12:50- Gential mutilation as a joke. HAW HAW HAW! People in Africa and the Middle East are laughing it up right now! HAW HAW HAW!
13:10- GO BACK TO FUCKING FAMILY GUY CLEVELAND! GO BACK TO FAMILY GUY WHERE YOU BELONG!
13:41- I actually laughed...ha ha...I laughed hard. The joke was funny and subtle. It's the kind of jokes this show deserves.
14:16- NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! ALERT! ALERT!
15:42- DUN DUN DUN! Advisary alert!
16:11- REALLY!? A BEAR!?
17:05- Wonder why I subject myself to this bullshit.
19:00- Oh yeah, I figured this would happen. The husband is stupid.
19:37- What is with this bullshit!? A MONTAGE! A FUCKING MONTAGE!?
21:00- They got married...and another black joke...oh my god. I'm having a stroke! THIS SHOW IS SO BAD IM HAVING A STROKE!

Yeah, If I watch another episode I will kill something. I don't know what, but I will kill it.

(Also, I put porn in the title because I told everyone I would do it)

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:03:28 Reply

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:05:56 Reply

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:07:15 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy

what a waste of my 10k post


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:09:46 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy

You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:13:10 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:07 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
what a waste of my 10k post

Haha! Congrats anyway.

Never seen the Cleveland show yet. Not planning on seeing it either.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:23:06 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

It's not that bad of a show....a few bad recurring gags....but characters are pretty good

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 08:23:59 Reply

WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:11:12 Reply

At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!

Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:19:36 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:11 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!
Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.

Wrong.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:30:39 Reply

Well It also could have come worst.
I didnt expect more...
Its like a black version of Family guy though.
(And its in 16:9! Wow...)

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:48:36 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:17 AM, FleschRott wrote: why does FAMILY GUY have its own SHOW..?
why is Seth MacFarlane so unfunny...?
that is the question!

People like this guy annoy me, deep inside, they know they like Family Guy.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:16:40 Reply

I enjoyed the first few episodes.
If you like family guy then obviously you'll like this show somewhat, it's not as if there was a spin off from the simpsons directed by David Lynch and starring live actors....
It's the SAME principal production team.

But more importantly....you assume people care what you think.
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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:17:49 Reply

Pretty much anything Seth MacFarlane has done in the past few years has been terrible. I didn't even bother watching it. Glad I didn't.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:20:26 Reply

I wish they made a show about Quagmire.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:22:47 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:07 AM, Sekhem wrote: what a waste of my 10k post

you never get a proper post for a milestone.

i should know, I've had my fair share.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:31:41 Reply

remember how around the end of Episode two Cleveland saw his son working in the Men's bathroom making Friends, money, and respect?

and remember how Cleveland made him stop for no discernible reason?

that was the point i lost any emotional connection to Cleveland.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:46:54 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:17 AM, FleschRott wrote: why does FAMILY GUY have its own SHOW..?
why is Seth MacFarlane so unfunny...?
that is the question!

well atlest american dads a little funny and more violent.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:22:06 Reply

At 10/15/09 12:16 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:
But more importantly....you assume people care what you think.

Care enough to reply to the topic.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:31:01 Reply

Shoulda made a Quagmire show.

Cock jokes galore! Also, surprise buttsecks.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:34:23 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

they are, if you listen to the commentary's of the dvds Seth Mcfarland mentions Marijuana at least once per commentary.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:38:31 Reply

Seth keeps making them because people keep watching his shit. Family Guy used to be decent, but after it got reaired, Seth just said, "fuck it, I'm gonna turn this into the dumbest piece of shit I can" just to piss Fox off, but people still watched.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:56:45 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

Drugs would do the exact opposite of creating something stupid

Poor Seth. He used to be the coolest, now his fan base is twelve year olds

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 14:10:41 Reply

I like the people who insult Seth McFarlane....y'know, he's a hell of a lot more successful than you, because not only is he a billionaire, but he's making this money off of the worst television shows known to man. I'd like to see you make a better (or even shittier show, hell) and make the same amount of money. Go on now. This man's a genius, because he knows how to make a lot of money without putting any effort into his work. Sure, it loses respect, but people still watch it...people still think it's funny, and people still support him. It's just that the more intelligent people start to speak against it.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 14:25:47 Reply

I made that same statement about Michael Bay, but that doesn't make his movies any more shittier.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:03:48 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:17 AM, FleschRott wrote: why does FAMILY GUY have its own SHOW..?
why is Seth MacFarlane so unfunny...?
that is the question!

Agreed, all his shows are awful


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:05:32 Reply

At 10/15/09 11:11 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!
Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.

I would watch the programme, then buy the DVD.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:26:57 Reply

At 10/15/09 12:20 PM, Bendt wrote: I wish they made a show about Quagmire.

Quagmire works better as a secondary character.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:27:21 Reply

Everybody wishes they kept King of the Hill now.


Ha ha...Charade you are

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:28:28 Reply

At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy

thats a horrible pic of him