I'll break it down for you by the first three episodes and my thoughts.
1:08-Okay...so far this is a normal Family Guy episode with a lame cutaway joke where Cleveland Jr. aged fast...you know what? Why the fuck not? It's stupid, but I'll forgive it because it came from a show where a chick was pregnant for 5 years.
1:15-THE FUCK IS UP WITH CLEVELAND JR's VOICE!? He sounds like the Coco Puffs guy on half speed and crack.
1:25-The first real joke non-Family Guy related and it's horrible.
2:00-Okay, I giggled at the lame "coming" joke, but it wasn't that great.
2:43- Oh God, kill me now.
2:50- Wait!? When did Bonnie have the baby?
3:23- Shameless girls making out and Quagmire making an awful joke. I begin to wonder if he is getting his own spinoff.
3:53- Realizes Peter is stupid, but the French joke was funny how?
4:07- o.O (Hearing the themesong for the first time)
4:19- Why is there a bear? Is there really a bear or does it just rhyme?
4:43- Cleveland Jr's voice makes me want to punch a baby.
4:46- So you are saying Gene Hackman is gay? What?
5:30- I am hearing crickets and thinking about vagina's because he made a muff joke.
6:22- I verbally yelled an expletive because this show fails at the funny.
6:50- Thought about a cat even though the idiotic fur joke was about something else. Thought about adopting a cat and then killing it. This show is bad.
7:10- Okay, so Cleveland Jr. is essentially Black Chris. Well then Tv show, wow me some more.
7:22- FIRST RACIAL JOKE! WOO! A set up for the confused racist character who is probably going to be more awkward than funny.
8:21- Little black kid an obvious replacement for Stewie. Only he's black! And sexual! How can you rape comedy anymore show? Please, please let me know!
8:25- Want to kill midgets now.
9:00- Ahem, this has moved right on to unfunny offensive. "6 Al-Queda's!" and "Oh no you didn't Al-Queda's!" The daughter might as well have AIDS and have a trick baby or two while we are at it. You know, cause the show is black.
9:12- You know if you are trying to be different then maybe you shouldn't use the same cutaway joke formula that Family Guy uses.
9:20- Predictable, but I laughed.
9:42- Boyfriend is Federline...oh god...no...no...
9:56- If my daughter tells me shit like that then its time for a little domestic abuse.
10:05- Did the fucking show just make fun of itself? Does it not have any confidence in itself or something?
10:23- K-FED is gone so stop making jokes about the douche.
10:52- First, the joke wasn't funny, but now you are running it to rock bottom.
11:38- There...there is a bear...why?
11:44- Novelty gone. Voice annoying. Must go to California and kill creator.
12:37- Started to think about jabbing a pen in my eyes.
12:50- Gential mutilation as a joke. HAW HAW HAW! People in Africa and the Middle East are laughing it up right now! HAW HAW HAW!
13:10- GO BACK TO FUCKING FAMILY GUY CLEVELAND! GO BACK TO FAMILY GUY WHERE YOU BELONG!
13:41- I actually laughed...ha ha...I laughed hard. The joke was funny and subtle. It's the kind of jokes this show deserves.
14:16- NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! ALERT! ALERT!
15:42- DUN DUN DUN! Advisary alert!
16:11- REALLY!? A BEAR!?
17:05- Wonder why I subject myself to this bullshit.
19:00- Oh yeah, I figured this would happen. The husband is stupid.
19:37- What is with this bullshit!? A MONTAGE! A FUCKING MONTAGE!?
21:00- They got married...and another black joke...oh my god. I'm having a stroke! THIS SHOW IS SO BAD IM HAVING A STROKE!
Yeah, If I watch another episode I will kill something. I don't know what, but I will kill it.
(Also, I put porn in the title because I told everyone I would do it)