Pets

[furrysowhat]

If you could have anything as a pet, what would it be? Mine would be a couger (or at least some kind of animal considered dangerous) for five reasons:
1. They are cool in my opinion
2. When someone tries to break in, they'll freak
3. When I take him for a walk, I can watch people and their pets freak
4. When I take him for a ride and speed, the police officer will give me a warning in hopes he won't be eaten
5. It'll look crazy awsome when I take a picture with it.
What about you?

[Lukito94]

I'd have a Yoshi! ... jk

Some kinda Komodo Dragon, it would be the greatest thing ever!

"Hey, he just wants to lick your face! he does not bite!"

aint that just LOVELY?!

[xHaLLuCiN8x]

i would defiantly get a pet monkey. i would teach him to smoke weed and drink when he got fully mature. i would also teach him tricks and things he could do around the house, such as answer the door. once i got him i would put hooks in the ceiling of my house and attach ropes to them so he could swing around and shit.

[quagmire690]

i have a tame and loving of humans parot, or some kind of bird that understands me and sings too... it would be nice to always extend your hand it hops on, ready to go with you where ever. and becides... i can train it to tell people off and say... hay dont touch the bird. it would own

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 10/14/09 11:49 PM, furrysowhat wrote: If you could have anything as a pet, what would it be?

I've always wanted owls. Not as official "pets", because that's illegal unfortunately, but just to have owls living around my house.

That's why I plan on building a vacant barn on my property once I'm out of college to attract barn owls.

[quagmire690]

At 10/14/09 11:54 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 10/14/09 11:49 PM, furrysowhat wrote: If you could have anything as a pet, what would it be?

I've always wanted owls. Not as official "pets", because that's illegal unfortunately, but just to have owls living around my house.

That's why I plan on building a vacant barn on my property once I'm out of college to attract barn owls.

thats an interesting pet... not to mention that they carry a lot of disease... like a lot ...

[Sportsboy]

I would get a pet monkey and go on a bank heist with him.

[geterkikzkid]

Definately a Penicorn. Although It'd need to be castrated.
Don't want any stray women gettin' knocked up now.

)

[STEM]

a zoombini

[Sensationalism]

At 10/14/09 11:54 PM, quagmire690 wrote: i have a tame and loving of humans parot, or some kind of bird that understands me and sings too... it would be nice to always extend your hand it hops on, ready to go with you where ever. and becides... i can train it to tell people off and say... hay dont touch the bird. it would own

I'm with you on that one. Parrots are the best!! They're cute, you can have a conversation with them, and they don't shed hair all over the place.

[Prinzy2]

I would want a T-Rex, nobody is going to start shit when I'm riding my T-Rex while wearing my viking horn helmet.

[Sensationalism]

I changed my mind.

I want a pet midget. They're pretty much the cutest pet you could have plus they're good for secret attacks when fighting an enemy!!

[Evark]

I plan to start keeping bees next summer. Always had an interest in falconry... though spending 2-7 years to get any sort of license to do so seems daunting.

Probably end up settling for a dog.

[Gagsy]

At 10/14/09 11:49 PM, furrysowhat wrote:

What about you?

I'd just keep my dog as I love her loads and loads and loads and loads.

[Falconpunchr]

a black person

[6r0undZ3r0]

I would get a cat. I've always wanted one, but have never gotten around to actually getting one..

[Sheepiez]

Sheep will fuck your shit.

[MikeVouros]

Maybe this pet.

[truegamer1]

I hate four year olds so this creature seems suitable.

[PabMo]

At 10/15/09 12:02 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Parrots are the best!!

Macaws go alright. Except with birds as pets there's no hugging involved. But amusing none the less.

At 10/15/09 01:30 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: a black person

Racism never gets old.

At 10/15/09 02:24 AM, MikeVouros wrote: Maybe this pet.

This is kind of cheerful (somehow). As long as he's not taking it home to eat it.

[PrivateJoker92]

At 10/14/09 11:58 PM, STEM wrote: a zoombini

I get stricken with nostalgia whenever i see a zoombini. I wish there was a way to play it again...

[chiefindomer]

I'd have a gorilla because they're my favorite animal and a guard gorilla would be much better than a guard dog. Nobody would even think about fucking with my house if I had a big ass gorilla guarding it.

[Sekhem]

I'd like my dead cat Charlie Chaplin back. I miss that fat piece of shit.

[FaceNine]

If you could have anything as a pet, what would it be? Mine would be Cthulu (no other animal is suitable) for five reasons:
1. He is cool in my opinion
2. When someone tries to break in, they'll be eaten alive
3. When I take him for a walk, I can watch people and their pets get eaten alive
4. When I take him for a ride and speed, the police officer will run away in fear of getting eaten alive
5. It'll look crazy awsome when I take a picture with it
What about you?

[Slain]

I would get little monkey that sits on my shoulder and gives me high fives and dances.

[HighWayStar365]

In certain parts of Africa you can keep exotic animals (ie tigers, lions) as pets.

I know where I'm retiring now :3

[cATbYtE]

Velociraptor.

[deathhold333]

this would be my pet

[Lorkas]

A fucking bear.

How awesome would that be?

[agustana]

A Siberian husky with ice blue eyes.

Because of the ice blue eyes, and the adorable fur.